What is your favourite thing about australia?

Sweet titty bitches

Not many people realise this but Mad Max was actually a documentary on western QLD.

That it is as distant from me as a country can be

all the unique and diverse cultures we get to share this beautiful country with

Attached: 769501-young-muslim-girls-with-australian-flag-hijab[1].jpg (650x366, 72K)

Seconded.
Kangaroos are pretty based too, I'd like to fight one some day

absolutely nothing

if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it dickhead

Jindalee OTHR

Keeps the orcs away

Mel Gibson

Attached: absolutemadman.jpg (650x1000, 170K)

Attached: Palm-Cockatoo.jpg (954x776, 74K)

Fun fact: Every single person in Britain has a cousin living in Australia.

abo girls

Attached: 01223.jpg (770x890, 201K)

I'm not British, do I have cousins in Australia?

Nothing. Zero. Absolutely none. I hate Australia.

Its future as a chinese colony.

Your population density. Wish my country had the same population density as you.

she's at absolute most 5/8 abo

I honestly don't know.

certainly not roasties.

cockatiels, maybe?

Margot Robbie

looks indian

pretty sure they came here from india, so makes sense

culturally speaking, there is no difference between the US and australia

Slags that pee in the open and glassing lebs.

Indirectly but correct.

Attached: human-migration-map-800px.jpg (800x566, 53K)

The lapse of consciousness during sleep.

their men

Attached: 1504122070509.png (646x595, 280K)

Zyzz

Attached: 0C94F549-A4F9-48A5-9E39-DF6C4B069D27.jpg (480x720, 39K)

People who cite this don't understand statistics or geography, desu. Over 90% of the population lives in a less than 50km band in clusters along the coastline.

Get it a rest you fucking tryhard.

She's barely attractive

No I understand you are mostly desert, I would be quite happy if 90% of people lived in London while I live in Scotland, but I still want your population density.

australian cuties
wait no, Mad Max, but it's really close

nothing wrong with that

That it and its 1.000.000 poisonous creatures are on the other side of the world?

Aussie/kiwi slags >> canadian slags. >>>>>>>>> "g"b slags

That it's more than 15,000 kilometres away from me.

they sleep when i'm awake, like that i rarely have to interact with those cunts

It works well as an example of what a draconian police state looks like so we can better avoid becoming similar.

an obscure yet somehow mass produced beer pretty gay desu

and they should all fuck off

love you too, mexico of australia

timtams

Fit australian girls

liberal national party

it absolutely rapes all the other state beer except maybe cooper which is more expensive. And i say that as a Queenslander

arent you a bit over your life expectancy?

>And i say that as a Queenslander
well no shit your state has two beers and both are only 3.5% proving once again that queensland is just un-australian

Victoria Bitter

they both have full strength versions which are slightly less but still shit
VB is just worse tooheys
emu doesn't exist outside of perth
james boags is ok but like coopers in price
fuck i love tooheys

Koala!
Wombat!
Kangaloo!!

based

youtube.com/watch?v=--GLGksBR4E

>mexico of australia
In what way

Not him but I assume because you're a nearby developing country across the border

>Kangaloo!!
lmao I pictured this yelled out in Takeshi Kaga's voice

If we're mexico of australia then what's new guinea

gay

Wombat poo. Seriously, they literally shit bricks

Cuba

haiti

Mel is ours. He just grew up in Australia because his parent’s didn’t want to expose him to the degeneracy of Westchester.

Australians

get on the rums cunt

it's very far away

Not only that. Southern Indians belong to the Australoid group of people.

Steve Irwin and Bathurst

Attached: serveimage-25.jpg (770x433, 112K)

water

our mexico is polynesia

not really

you were saying?

Attached: IMG_1807.jpg (339x905, 52K)

climate nature and wealth

hello cousin

hey there Commonwealth bros

unironically this

Friendly reminder that she kissed an ab*Riginal on TV

youtube.com/watch?v=CR3pQpqeqSc

Based australian youtubers

The pay cheque’s :)

Hi.

we can help breed your women if you want

Big can of Fosters

Houses are amazing.

bridget for sure

Attached: 65891382_465284854036827_2164556355016159568_n.jpg (750x937, 87K)