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What region is that

Is this English adopted baby born from the marriage of France and Netherlands?

please elaborate further on that

What département is that ?

it's the ones that gave the French their name

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Based.
My ancestors :)

Swiss chocolate is better than yours

Bondjoû, my name is Leopold Charlemagne Johnson

I’m a 27 year old American Belgiaboo (Belgium-lover for you étrangers). I collect historical Belgian flags, and spend my days preparing superior Belgian snacks. (Brussles and Leige waffles, French Fries, Speculoos)

I train with my p90 every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Islamist radicals because of its high velocity rounds, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak the languages of Belgium fluently, both Wallonian and Flemish, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Belgian history and their 1831 constitution, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Belgian visa, I am moving to Antwerp to attend a prestigious Public University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can brew Stella Artois beer or get a job drawing Tintin and Snowy comics.

I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Belgium, so I can fit in easier. I shake hands with my elders and seniors and speak Flemish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Belgium!

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Wait is that Flanders or the people's Republic of France?

>and speak Flemish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

hah reminds me of Brussels

aha
fuck off.

>not writing it Tintin et Milou
apply yourself

Kuifje en Bobbie

>it's the ones that gave the French their name
France comes from the Frankish traduction of " Pays de France" aka the Parisian Region which was the Celtic name Parisii you dumb retard.

Nope, it came from the Salian Franks who spawned the Merovingian dynasty. You know the land with tons of villages ending in -zele (-saala).

From Clovis to Charlemagne the land was called Merovingan Gaul, afterwards it took the name of its rightful conquerors and administrators, aka the true heirs of Rome, us.

>true heirs of Rome
Woah, my eyes have been opend further.

It's true, when Romans became Italian good for nothings, we took over
see pic related here

master, please! forgive me! *kneels in front of you*

>kneeling before a frenchman as a wanabee belgian

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