Midwesterners be like:
>Hallo, mein name ist johan schmidt. Willkommen to Nebraska.
Midwesterners be like:
Joshua Cook
James Hall
Citizens of Earth has a fat Baker that is that exact kind of caricature.
Logan Hill
No they don’t.
Asher Garcia
South westerners be like
>Hola, amigo. Me casa as tu casa. Welcome to California, Essay.
Oliver Nguyen
eastcoasters be like
>"AAYYYYYYY IM WALKIN HEAR"
Ethan Taylor
Southeasterners be like
>Ayo check out m confederate flah dawg
Aiden Carter
northwesters be like we aren't all from portland donchyaknow
Nicholas Campbell
Minnesotans be like
>Tervetuloa Suomeen!
Alexander Torres
Jonathan Foster
Finnish settlers were so though they asked where the indian war was ('minne sota?'), and settled in that direction.
Elijah Clark
im from nebraska ask me anything
Owen Brown
Jawohl mein nachbar
Dylan Clark
You just made that up
Jaxson Butler
Lincoln King
Halt dei gosch du dreckiger Lumpen du
Parker Hernandez
New England nigga be like
>welcome to the whitest spot in America. Go Sox!
Parker Cox
All Americans have the same accent and have the very same expressions
Josiah Nguyen
you know what all three share in common? They all worship a faggot kike cuck jew in a pointy hat. All romanists need to go home to europe. America is a PROTESTANT nation.
Jack Brown
kys cletus
Gavin Rodriguez
No, actually they be like
>Hello, my name's Joh- [dies from a heroin overdose]
Jack Gray
Based
Evan Taylor
Fuck off coastie
Charles Green
I wish. Religion is retarded in general but catholics are pretty much extremist protestants. Go ahead and rev up your fedora folders
Brayden Brooks
bonne après-midi, comment allez-vous?
Ayden Diaz
**meth
Trust me im a midwesterner xD dope is way more popular then H
Kansas confirm
Luis Foster
more of a new england thing, only the shitty rust belt part of the midwest is full of opiod fiends pablo
Michael White
Apparantly 80 million G*rmans live in the US of A
Is this true?
Samuel Bennett
It's worse.
Aaron Garcia
dixie niggas be like
>this food has a soul
Elijah Jenkins
STOP
I can only become so erect.
Mason Davis
I live in Ohio
Brayden Bailey
damn sorry man
David Martinez
Is that a big heroin state?
Evan Davis
whiter than you at least
You can't be white and a christian at the same time.