>HELPP MEE SOMEONE IM DROWNING!!!! OHH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE YETTT!!!!! WHY ARE YOU JUST STARING COME AND HELP
HELPP MEE SOMEONE IM DROWNING!!!! OHH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE YETTT!!!!! WHY ARE YOU JUST STARING COME AND HELP
Alternatively, learn to swim.
>Stop shooting the lifeboats!
based
>just learn to swim soijack
>just float bro?
kek
>Drowning? I can help with that.
>*BANG BANG BANG*
How do people even drown just swim
ヵナリ━d(・∀・)b━ィィ!!!
shied man dat be racist n shied
Sometimes you're not exactly near accessible land
swimming is a meme perpetrated by the alt-right
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE SOMEBODY SAVE MY HUSBAND BEFORE HE DROWNS! HE'LL LET YOU FUCK ME IF YOU DO
>tfw took swimming lessons when I was a kid
>forgotten it all
Lmao
lmao retard stop frorgetting things
>"It's just like riding a bike, you can't forget!"
>tfw forgot how to ride a bike
How?!
Swimming in the cold as fuck deep ocean with strong currents & waves, and salty water that will blinds you if it hits your eyes isn't exactly the same as doing so in your swimming pool, dumbo