Oh no hahaha

My uncle stole money off me so he went and got drunk with his mate. So I fist fight my uncle, then I stole his truck after. I got drunk from vodka then I got stoppd in the stolen car at a police traffic stop. The cop was adickhead so I got out of the truck and punched him and I was arrested and then I spent 5 days in jail

>its real
lmao

press F for the empire on which the sun never sets

Possibly the most Samoan sequence of events in existence

my fellow /ex-yu/ threaders are so buttmad that I'm gonna bang a greek goddess escort this august they started an artificial fight so they could cope with the fact that they're gonna stay virgins

oh no hahahha

absolutely beautiful. thanks for sharing mate

>it's fucking real
top fucking kek

Lol. Whole lot of them are butthurt incels, every day I see them fighting about reality shows & black women.

HOWLING

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is american samoa better or worse than samoa? do yall hang out a lot?

Italy full of blacks, Germany full of muslims of all kinds and Japan being a retarded puppet of Usa. UK is ok, ty for caring.

>usa man arrested for collecting rainwater

cope

God save the butterknife

Dilate, incel. Have sex.

chill out pablo and rahjeesh

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Makes sense that these would be pretty silly, since people aren't going to google the mundane stuff

All serious offences.

If it's just a small offence the police generally turn a blind eye.

youtu.be/7Mg-OKVtsC8

boring

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>stealing entire road
how

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You're boring.
What he did was worthy of arrest.

>hur durr just ally (i.e. subjugate yourself) with the guys that break every agreement they make

That's about the most lolbertarian thing I've read in a while.

lolle

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hahahahahahahahaha

imagine if the UK were nuked

that would be top banter honestly

based

Not even fake and/or gay
>uk man arrested in UAE
>mfw not enough wasta

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Cope

Germany had no intentions of subjugating the UK

I tried this but for Norway and all the results are of 40 year old Norwegians sexually abusing children in the hundreds

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>Swedish man arrested for

>Grooming
>Being too muscular
>Molestation