UK economy shrinks for the first time since 2012

How do we save our Britbros?
bbc.com/news/business-49290926

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the year is 2066
in the bay of saint valéry sur somme, tens of thousands of men are standing in wait on their flyboard air™ as light breaks out on the cold horizon
the horn roars his blood-thirsty signal, 30 000 men answer with the deafening thunder of the jet engines under their feet
in 20 minutes, they will reach the coasts of england, in 30 they will darken the skies of post-brexit London, a formerly mighty world capital now a fascist, xenophobic shadow of its former glory
unopposed they cross the european channel (formerly english channel) and reach the island, under their feet the desolation of 40 years of brexit, crumbling buildings and haggard people who gape at the flying demons and wonder if god's judgement has finally come
London is reached and darkens in the shadow of its conquerors once more, the londoners run in fear clutching their ears, the derelict streets of the City, once a powerful hub in the financial world, are filled with the scream of 30 000 thousand jet engines hovering above them, a cloud of fury and technology only the mighty Union of EVROPA can muster.
a thousand years later, britain is ours once more, the light of civilisation shines on its people once more
they will protest, they will resent but in the end, they will thrive under the just hand of the enlightened continent

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Brexit means Brexit

they should leave the eu so it stops shrinking

Anarchy in the UK. Being serious this man is the UK's last hope.

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Brexit means Brexit

we dont, fuck the *nglo, kill them, rape them, exterminate them.

This.

Allons enfants de la patrie!

>How do we save our Britbros?

Give them good trade deal. It was one of Trump's campaign promises. So far Trump fulfilled only promises given to Israel, now it is time to satisfy your loyal aircraft carrier.

>you won't be missed

Very true.

bojo will save us

When Britain becomes new Spain, we can tease them on Jow Forums and call them lazy just like they do the Iberians, YAY!

I only ask myself why i didn't open long position on EUR/GBP when i could. It would be earning for me for months.

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>russian trolls are promoting brexit
>russian trolls are sabotaging brexit

One GBP will be worth one EUR yet this month, i guess

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don't worry bongs, I delayed all my buying from the Uk for after brexit, when the pound will colapse. I will make it rise again

Cope.

We're heading for recession mate.

this

> hungarian refugee

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nooo, where would I go to work if you fuck their country too like you did with yours

Oh no, poor toilburg.
It's not gonna affect me either way.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

t. Too young to remember 2008

why are bongs like this?

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EUR/GBP in 2016 was 0,76. Today it is 0,93. It means that pound devaluated from year of Soros' prediction (2016) by exactly 22.37%.

Soros was even more than right again.

Nobody goes through a recession unscathed, nobody.

kek

>Nobody goes through a recession unscathed, nobody.

I remember that 2009 crisis didn't affect me at all. I even changed job this year to better paid one, while media were shouting about armageddon happening all around.

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Losing the empire and their industry drove them mad. Plus the Conservatives got super into cocaine.

Don't come here, we haven't w*rk for anybody, just siesta

Yep, brexit after all means brexit.

>I remember that 2009 crisis didn't affect me at all.

Recessions only affect real economies.

I think China didn't have recession in 2009 either. We must be such a little China of Europe, i guess.

>+1,6% in 2009
How did Poland do it?

>tfw german economy has shrunk in several quarters since 2016 (including this one)
>no one cares
>british economy shrinks by 0.2% in one quarter
>everyone chimps out
'ate remoaners lads

>How did Poland do it?

Official theory is that recession in German economy forced German companies to reduce costs, so they moved more production-orders to Polish companies to save money.

When the German economy did it, it wasn't a prelude to recession. They didn't pour gasoline on the fire by wrecking their trade with 30% increases on tariffs.

la ilaha ilallah mohamedum rasululah

based, only LOSERS get affected by recessions

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I wonder why is Ukraine always the worst in whole Eurasia in everything. Any map you see with any possible statistics, they always have the worst possible score on the continent.

You are a brainlet, anyone could see the opening.

kek I've been doing that for like a year now
though I trade GBP/JPY more

But then there'll be tariffs and stuff, or your shit will be on a lorry in operation stack.

>You are a brainlet, anyone could see the opening.

It is not like i didn't earn money this month... It would be only nice to have more of it. I just don't speculate on EUR/GBP pair because i don't know this market. But this Brexit-thing gave truly easy way to earn money since may from what i see.

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UK should become an Australian colony. Pommies can only thrive under our leadership

Maybe they should stop singing God save the Queen
God saved the Queen many times, meanwhile Britian never

Germany has budget surpluses, we have deficits. That's the difference.

Why do Brits hate Germany so much?

they never got over the world wars

I could've made more money aswell, such good missed opportunities this week.

A-are they going to be alright, fellas?

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>they never got over the world wars

But they won.

Pragmatism

they lost everything though

I'm a huge fan of pragmatism.

>they lost everything though

They will regain their sovereignty after Brexit.

Because we 'won' the war but Germany ended up way more successful. And are way better at football which is the only sport we even care about. Boomers in particular are stuck in the past and always banging on about the war.

But I unironically love the UK :(

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it was a Pyrrhic victory

US has been very supportive of European integration since the 30s. We don't think you guys are capable of managing things as independent states and when you fuck up as you did in 14 and 39 we have to invade and despite the memes we don't like doing that

cant wait for propa molasses in 2020

unless you are USA, China or Russia, sovereignty is impossible

why do you hate austria and switzerland?

Nah we'll just sign everything America tells us to sign.

USA rhymes with "you are gay"
China rhymes with "vagina"
Russia rhymes with Aids

it's the mentally ill Bavarian faggot, don't even bother

>why do you hate austria and switzerland?

They are full of Austrians and Swissfags, respectively.

We should take baltics again.

still pound is overrated in my book. it should be 1gbp/100yen

>Nah we'll just sign everything America tells us to sign.

Do you think America will give you better conditions than the EU offered during Brexit negotiations?

come and take them

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Longbowmen are a meme

Of course not, but it'll be spun by the Tories and the media to be a great deal, we'll get fucked hard, and by the time our agriculture, manufacturing and finance have all disappeared, Boris will be writing his memoirs about how he's the next Churchill who saved us from the European menace.

>they should leave the eu so it stops shrinking

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Why? So you can make them as poor and decrepit as the rest of Russia?

best part is, brexiteers will believe him if he calls himself a Churchill

the alternative is just too painful

Why? So you can make them as poor and decrepit as the rest of Russia?

politics are a hot mess 99,99% of times
prove me wrong

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