/brit/

got under the quilt for the first time in months, not a fan of this cold weather

you are such a cringey deano
i can just sense it . 6th sense

Why is /britfeel/ so dead

incel neets dont wake up until at least noon

*eyes you suspiciously*

Us gamer guys
You gamer girls
We're just lvin'
In a gamer world

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*Cartwheels into /brit/*

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Love it, been sweating my bollocks off recently and it’s hell

Sorry to break it down for you , you.bunch of chavs, but England sucks today.

I.visited England with my dad in April.
We went to Liverpool to.watch a soccer.game.
And England both in London and Liverpool was filled with africans,pakis,arabs and lgbt.

wheres the autistic finn hes always got something funny and poorly phrased to say

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would post my fit but you would find a way to make fun of me even tho it's a good fit.

>cringeeeee
Your "outfit" was unimaginably autistic lad, I couldn't go out dressed like that. Just saying. Stop shopping at primark and Matalan

insecure feak

Just having my morning banquet
You want to hear what I have?
I have tea
and two rye breads with ham cheese butter and salad and yellow bell peper on top
I'm also having a smol porridge with apple jam that my aunt made herself

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Found this quintessal british meme on the interwebs

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based

Got £40k in savings but haven't bought any new clothes in 2 years. If some of my old clothes rip or wear away I just sew them back up, simple as

just farted and apparently theres a bit of roadkill decomposing up there

weekend fit

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>feak
hahahahhahah bet you're fuming right now hahahahhahah get fucked idiooooot

BREAKFAST AUDIT
POST EM

poo poo on the loo
squish squish say the poo
the poo dead and so are you

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*bursts into thread drunk out of my mind belting out the pokemon theme song and roundhouse-kicking the air knocking over furniture and valuable ornaments*

Why didn't you have any Karelian pies?

Get to bed, NOW

*eyes you surreptitiously*

i just had a flat peach for breakfast

40k pounds ?
You.cheeky paki!

I am 30,000 shekels im debt!

Two mugs of black coffee. On the old 12-8 diet, so shan't be eating anything until lunch

Crazy ass Finn.

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not had it yet but im gona get stoned and then eat a load of hash browns and whatever else is in the freezer

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Found a quintessential Swedish meme. Oh wait this wasn't a meme it was real life lol

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not as funny as usual finnlad thats just nonsence I prefer when you try to speak english well but fail, makes me thing of a dog trying to speak english

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I only really like the fresh ones
the local store has fresh ones, ones you can microwave and one that are frozen
the fresh ones are the best

The weekend fit ahahahaha Lewis martinez

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you've got paint on your jeans mate

my gf is half-finnish and gets all these weird finnish sweets sent to her from her finnish grandma.
can you please stop putting liquorice in fucking everything. its rank.

midge

banana, pear and a cup of tea
the heart attack on an environmentally friendly vegan-friendly compostible non-plastic plate

autist enabler

what a ugly cunt
is this Tim pool?

CORRR need a Finnish onepiece swimsuit gf to do the snoo snoo with.

fuck off newcunt

If you mention us the Jews one more time you fucking paki/nigger,.I am going to buy a plane ticket to.England and.beat you

You sent millions to fight the nazis but the UK is about to collapse, and left you will be, in a 70% white England, with an aging population, and a massive rise in crime and corruption. It's over for you mate. You lost.

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it's really peng innit
Love me liquorice so good
i.ylilauta.org/39/e429dec5.mp4

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What colour are your hair and eyes? Are you white?

not racist BUT

Why do Americans fat stupid really?

HATE WOGS

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Ah I love getting up early. Hours and hours that drag on forever with nothing to do.

bring it on boyo

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Salted liquorice is unironically peng

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Send Finnish gf.

Took this a couple o'days ago but I had the same curry for breakfast w/ buttered toast

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stalker

nobody cares chink cunt

friday night got nothing to do seshing in a basement junction crew

blond hair
greenish hazel eyes

>get home late from toil
>have a number of anxiety dreams including being late for toil and being in car crashes
>also have a dream about the ex getting back with me
>woken up early by the neigbour drilling on the wall opposite mine
>have to get up and get ready for toil and do it all again

not the first time you try it because you went to denmark on holiday but it rained so you go to the cinema and think it's lie fruit pastilles

shove things in your bum

I have blackish hair and green eyes that can turn to gray

Forest green usually. Could I be finnish?

just fuck off doug

*beep beep*

raisen wheats and an glass of OJ

wypipo be like

No

Don't worry lads, Ulster will never surrender.

You win

I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

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>tuk dis cuppr dez goh bu ah ad dar sem cuweh fo bwekfas wi birtur toes

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Why

you are a pleb. post fit

straight enough to admit gay porn is hot

This is your new finnish girlfriend Maija :3
She's my sister

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Three Lidl bakery pain au and two pints of blue top

would

hommerton b opp block bally on me

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Reading, "My disabilities are invisible. I shouldn’t have to prove them to strangers" on the Guardian online.

I've suggested this before
There are quite many English teacher student birdies at uni who'd settle down for a British anglo man. Not saying anything... but the vast majority of them are anglophiles so... giving you the sort of prurient wink wink nugn nugn eh

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these were men with a trade

Number nine
Number nine
Levi's
Solovair

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Wish someone had told me how intolerably boring the world of toil really is. It's all operational efficiency this, supply chain optimisation processes that, strategic re-alignment of corporate structure what have you. Genuinely don't understand how anybody can actually enjoy or be passionate about the world of business.

Autism?

might watch the ol' black adder while i smash cans alone lads
certainly better than going out and potentially meeting drunk available women ahaha yes haha