/brit/

Lads why arent english bakeries or tea rooms a thing on the continent? I reckon they could do quite well, obviously not a greggs but something classy

Have sex

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most people don't fully own their houses though, at least not to the tune of £200k usually

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nice chebs but that city looks like a shithole

might be because they got rid of the bankers

Starbucks

how did the penguin pass his driving test?

name?

he... winged it...?

he winged it x

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he winged it!

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proper shitting it down outside lads

is google broken?

I am MAN and I require. No I DEMAND massive chebs in my face RIGHT NOW

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*looks out window*
no it isn't

have never once experienced this

just winged it

oh shit yeah that was based

intercourse with your hand counts

I'm literally covered in human shit as we speak

look closer

hard work and determination

having a go lads :P

lads
We've all been to Ibiza and shagged (on the left).
And I'm sure we've all been to Mallorca (which I prefer to Ibiza - in the middle)

but has anyone been to the island on the right?
It's called "Menorca".
Never even heard of it.

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ah yes ibiza where the stds are so advanced that peta protests if you try to treat them
font

corking line

yeah

Rorke
You look like gammon
Youu like like pork
You dont like me
You dont like my sort
Fuck with me you get put on the rope
Say paki wash your mouth out with soap

got a spot

shut the fuck off

off to carrefour city anyone want owt?

love being a virgin

une baguette et un croissant

>Mallorca
Majorca
but no never been to menorca
heard of it because i used to study maps of where we were going on holiday and 9 times out of ten it was majorca

peng mom
youtube.com/watch?v=W-TXzCIUY7U

*middle class teacher voice*
>ooh looks like we've got ourselves a comedian

Leftypol : imma bout end this rorke's career(of which he has none cos he's a NEET)

the discord has been FREAKING OUT since eight chan got heemed

some weird dead animal wrapped in plastic from the butcher cheers

aye

*i show up on your doorstep*

jokes when leftypol gets closed down for being far right

no good bread at carrouf
how's a bottle of low cost whiskey instead?

alri

une fwah grah sea voo play

caused one of my teachers to resign once

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Absolutely kino trap thread

>majorca
absolutely peng island
you ever been to the upside down house?
VERY fun.
Eating a full English on the beach watching pre-season football.
All the teenage qts with their tits out and all the MILFs with the double Ds.

It's like Disneyland for adults.

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/leftybrit/
formerly /brit/
currently /leftybrit/

class clowns are gamma males. they don't have friends or success with women

having a look at menorca on streetview
looks nice
or it did in 2012 probably looks like africa now

africa looks nice

nonce gimp

yeah... what you selling then?

yeah, if you're a lion or something

leftypol supports child rape confirmed

weird dead animals wrapped in plastic

teenage as in ABOVE 16.
NOT a nonce.
CONDEMN nonces.

maybe the grimmest post i've ever read

got called a lion and a nonce simultaneously by foreigners at greggs

XD

fuck africa

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leftypol puts rorke back on the ropes with a sweet 1,2 combo

fair enough tbf, could believe that class clowns don't know how to be themselves so they rely on talking bollocks to fit in

l'll take a goose and a chinaman

looks nice though

*rorke at a therapist*
>so rorke you seem quite obsessed with this "leftypol" character even though he pays you no notice why is that?
rorke: NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE'S ON THE ROPES HE REALLY CARES *sharts*

Arsehole is in tatters from the three poos I had so far

haven't been there since the 90s and i don't think that was there then
that tree looks very familiar though and an african guy tried selling us dodgy watches while we were on a bridge near the hotel so maybe that's where we stayed but now it's different
it was great when we went though
main memory is annoying my nana by banging loads of pesetas into a streetfighter 2 arcade machine and my nana claiming we can do that at home even though i'd never seen sf2 anywhere before that day
and i got served in a pub at 13 and could get cigs from the machines haha
amazing times

Rorke on the ropes posts are usually just idioms with rorke stuck on. Minimal time and effort. Exanple: rorke's marbles lost without a trace

Whenever rorke tries to do leftypol versions theyre always quite longwinded, less catchy and not well thought out. Example: leftypol saying x(usually a long argument) whilst also saying y(usually a long argumemt) despite the fact that in reality z(usually a long argument).

therapy is the biggest scam since religion

got a lively chinaman going if you can help me bag him
*looks down the road*
OI DOUG

leftypol cleans his arse with toothpaste

whoa there charles dickens

Me: types rorke on the ropes, takes maybe 15 seconds

No one:

Rorke: writes our paragraphs explaining why it's actually me on the ropes, upwards of 5 minutes

fedpol sucking leftyrorke behind the bins at cuckiomart

literally nobody:
/brit/: doing a poo lol

>spends hours writing a novel to cope with being on the ropes

Vs

>just writes 'on the ropes' in like 2 seconds and still achieves more impacts in terms of keeping rorke firmly on the ropes

reddit meme

>15 seconds

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leftypol left discombobulated after that chair shot by rorke

leftypol just made the same post 3 times in a row

Poo

leftypol

leftypol buys second class stamps one at a time

organ concert taking place in the nearby church
can hear it from my window

picked up the viagra from the pharmacy