How do we make Japan CHAD again?

How do we make Japan CHAD again?

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submit to your american master

But we already worship America

Socialism, It helped us, it could help you.

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good. now be a good boy and constantly demand nukes from your master.

Bring back the samuraiiiiiii

Ban anime and make the avarege japanese "male" date a real human being instead a holographic WAIFU

if nukes turned then into QTies, 2 more nukes should unfuck them.

when is vietnam chad

Talk to me when you beat 3 out of 5 UN permanent council member China

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If PRC invades you are finished

Laos and Cambodia is basically China now so you're surrounded

Those are not average Japanese though.
They're weebs.

remember the greater east asia co-prosperity sphere. you need to liberate sea from imperialism tojo!

>innocent Western military personnel defending freedom
YEAH KILL' EM

We are itching for it but it will be far from happen though, China needs us for 1 belt something, Us needs us to counter China, we need China to import our goods. Even if China invading they'd still to have commit a large portion of their army and Indian would be too happy to exploit it.

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More 1 nuke than maybe...

3rd nuke

>rightfully purchased British island
YEAH INVADE 'EM

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>gets BTFO by their own police and manlet gangsters
lmao

When the world will realize Sumo is a combat sport for CHADs, not a comedy.

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>obese
>Chad

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Not all Sumo wrestlers are obese.

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They tried it before and got dabbed on by border guards.

could Chinese finally be the one to end the Chad Vietnamese menace?

did you say something, twink?

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Make NJPW popular among young males, not fujoshit.

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what have you done to become CHAD?

you cant, japan is pretty much dead at this point.

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There was no such thing as dating in CHAD japan of old (outside of lowest scum of the society), Japanse reproduced via arranged marriages.

PRC already tried to go into vietnam and they got dabbed on hard

eat less soy

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it's funny to me that the only way for an off-brand chinaman to look tall is to stand next to literal children.

>1980s China is 2020s China
lmao

Get rid of the peace clause, increase military spending, get those hikkikomori out of the closet and to work.

Ban anime

Anime is literally making your men soi. Just ban them.

Do you even know how built sumo wrestler are under that layer of fat? It's not just blubber there. Imagine Smough from dark souls