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the jews did this

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been on brit literally all day

thoughts on pretty girls?
VERY fond of them myself

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“What am I afraid of? Is it not an avatar of Nyarlathotep, who in antique and shadowy Khem even took the form of man? I remember Yuggoth, and more distant Shaggai, and the ultimate void of the black planets. . . .
“The long, winging flight through the void . . . cannot cross the universe of light . . . re-created by the thoughts caught in the Shining Trapezohedron . . . send it through the horrible abysses of radiance. . . .
“My name is Byrne-Timothy James Byrne of 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire. . . . I am on this planet. . . .
“Azathoth have mercy!—the lightning no longer flashes—horrible—I can see everything with a monstrous sense that is not sight—light is dark and dark is light . . . those people on the hill . . . guard . . . candles and charms . . . their priests. . . .
“Sense of distance gone—far is near and near is far. No light—no glass—see that steeple—that tower—window—can hear—Vinay Belur—am mad or going mad—the thing is stirring and fumbling in the tower—I am it and it is I—I want to get out . . . must get out and unify the forces. . . . It knows where I am. . . .
“I am Tim Byrne, but I see the tower in the dark. There is a monstrous odour . . . senses transfigured . . . boarding at that tower window cracking and giving way. . . . Iä . . . ngai . . . ygg. . . .
“I see it—coming here—hell-wind—titan blur—black wings—Yog-Sothoth save me—the three-lobed burning eye. . . .”

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love holding in poo all day
makes the farts extra rank as the gas passes by the turd and absorbs the shit smell

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cannot get myself to fuck the too pretty and too nice ones

sucking a nigger raw

would probably give you a more clear answer if you'd post an example
looks like someone did a watery poo squirt over her face

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Rate this slag

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you do know we invented /brit/ to get away from you niggas - right?

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vile

why would he take this image
and why would he upload it
the mind boggles

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

>IT apprentice at amazon
reckon she's actually one of the runts that boxes things

Why not just get a flight to South America with the lads and spend $5 a g on bangin flake for days and days and days and days instead of £100 a g on bashed shite?

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will go far in Amazon..despite her IT talents

actually /brit/ was invented because the frogs kept shitting up /anglo/

woy yooorrrr woy oiiii

Not racist just don't like em

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aww pish, brit would literally starve without us

fat pig/10
literally the "it apprentice" is just making sure the drones in the warehouse are on the correct pathing, it's paid the same as picking/packing.
any ape can do it

lads i’ve only ever done shrooms either on my own at home or with max 2 other mates but tonight im going to some hippy freak party n theres gonna be about 80-100 people there n im taking 5g of shrooms

any advice?

>22
Jesus
Not to be pedantic but she's probably showing more skin on the left

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i advise that you blog on

/brit/ was created as a general on the international board so people had somewhere to practice the language and discuss britain and british culture, as is the purpose of all country generals

just be yourself

not now diego i leave in an hour

>22
fuck off
talk about about a tough paper round

fuck mum
ordering pizzas

Attention straight people (homosexuals can ignore this post)

The UFC starts at 10pm tonight. So make sure you're not thrown off by the earlier start.

Thank you.

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I want to press my lips to Emma Watson’s anus and suck a fart right out.

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5g is a good amount
make sure you let you mates know to watch over you
have some chhooons queued up
enjoy
simple as

DID THE MAN HIT THE OTHER MAN??!??!?!!??!

control your vibe and have fun
don't strip naked and scream at people

found the remainer

My man

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just ignored this post as per request

bloodbyrne

new gf is into other girls and has girl wanks to them

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nice
more like this
love these tight petite bodies
would break all three of these bitches in two like a kitkat

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ah yes nothing more straight than watching two cro magnons slap each other barechested with nought but a modern loincloth shielding their manhood
fuck off faggot

main event tonight is actually between two ladies

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truly oxfordian post

Dont fucking take 5g you’ll make a cunt of yourself lad. Just take 3g and then re-dose the last 2g after a couple of hours if you feel like it

More like reMOANER

AHAHAHA

her father is a PEDOPHILE

A PEDOPHILE

A PEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOPHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS EPSTEIN NEWS HAS GOT ME FUUUUUUUUUMING

59 days till teferi rotates out of stand
hype

watch your language la
brit is a mum friendly general

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PAEDOPHILE*

PAEDOPHILE*

PAEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOPHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I can only hope so

We voted to leave
We are still in

>cannot get myself to fuck the too pretty and too nice ones

This to be honest, there's a girl I'm gonna meet up with in an hour, she's cute and sweet and it's hard for me to try and get into that "I wanna fuck you" mindset.

I wanna cuddle and kiss her and other lame pussy shit.

summary? cba watching

need to write a girl to set up a date, but can't be arsed

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stay mad

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Look at that fist on the brown one...

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Niggers are boring.
Prove me wrong.

metal nonce solid

love the royals just also love the aenglish language

Invite me

my pet rock has a 175ug tab of acid and wants to come

could heem both of them at the same time

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Business idea: love Island spinoff.....Pediph Isle

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rope pullups are a cracker of an exercise

>you wouldn't

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how old is too old to still play minecraft x

screaming

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revolver noncelot

Why didn't we exterminate them when we had the chance?

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would love a love island with nothing but benders

that only true for yanks we're nice people :)

It’s an absolute disgrace how Alisha has turned into a fat cunt

Fuck sake

fascinating culture

hovered over this link for half a second and got a call from the cyberpolice as a result

cooooooooorrrrrrrr yesssssssssss get innnnnnn sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn get innnnnn saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn av eeeeeeeeeeeeeet yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That tattoo look too faded for 22. Also, it's nice how she positions the phone to hide most of her face.

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the paedotriots

click this and my hard drive started leaking white phosphorus and mustard gas

>It’s an absolute disgrace how Alisha has turned into a fat cunt
(reddit space)
>Fuck sake

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fucking hate picky eaters

HH brother

plucking an eyebrow

Freckles like this are kino. Too many freckles are a turn off, but these are perfect.

Just to think these are the sorts of people Richard Gere is trying to help into Europe.