ITT: Biz Conspiracy Theories

ITT: Biz Conspiracy Theories

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businessinsurance.com/article/20010513/ISSUE01/10004154/port-loses-claim-for-asbestos-removal
blog.erratasec.com/2016/02/weve-always-been-at-war-with-eastasia.html
zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-23/1967-he-cia-created-phrase-conspiracy-theorists-and-ways-attack-anyone-who-challenge
tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/6GuxadAx-Manipulated-Dump/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Hiro is heavily invested in crypto and 60% of all FUD posts are him.

the only reason 911 happened is because there was asnestos in the building and (((they))) didnt want to pay to remove it

This is why it all sounds like pajeets. It's just his broken English.

Literally kek'd

youre mom sucks these nuts lmao

ohshit

as a Canadian, I can approve and say it would have costed them hundreds of BILLIONS of DOLLARS

Conspiracies don't exist. If you think like minded people would group together to plan something for their mutual benefit you are a tin foil hat wearing moron.

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The latest selloff was due to bots reacting to an article which contained the words "etf" and "rejected" which caused a chain reaction of stop losses triggering and idiots selling the dip

today wasn't about Goldman. it was a confiscated wallet that dumped. they're trying to deter people from fleeing into crypto, because the stock bubble is about to pop.

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there's only 3 dudes heavily invested in Req both fudding and shilling their investment.

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We’ve always been at war with Eastasia

Binance just intentionally made it hard to sell.

>Conspiracy Theories

back to Jow Forums with that

Here’s mine about what’s happening right now:
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Highly underrated post

Bitcoin is a creation of the new world order and Satoshi Nakamoto is the anti-christ.

Dogecoin is the world currency and always has been

the government is funding secret operations by sprouting bitbeans

>Conspiracy theories dont exist.
This fucking guy. Conspiracies only need a very few group of big players to move the peons into position.

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>not detecting sarcasm

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LBJ had JFK killed.

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Bitcoin is a chink scam to steal money from idiots in the West and Euro fags.

What conspiracies can biz put into action? Reckon we could ruin the currency of some shit country?

This is full of shills

I unironically believe this. That's why i jumped on crypto the first chance I got.

gross

damn that look delicious

You dont have to remove asbestos for no reason. Most houses and buildings have a little. The reason for 9/11 was to take away the rights of americans while also getting a war for both Israel and the (((military industrial complex)))

businessinsurance.com/article/20010513/ISSUE01/10004154/port-loses-claim-for-asbestos-removal

WHICH ONE IS IT

Thanks for this and pointing it out so I didn't miss it.
For everyone else who never read 1984:
blog.erratasec.com/2016/02/weve-always-been-at-war-with-eastasia.html

this, Saddam was Israel's biggest threat militarily. the Saudis and Israelis paid Bush Sr. to dispose of the threat, then W was sent in to finish the job (Rumsfeld running the show the whole time)

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No wonder the jew vilified him in all their stupid holowood movies.

Biz is the worst for detecting jokes, y’all are retarded boomers up in here.

ALL SERIOUS FORMS OF COMPETITION TO THE DOLLAR ARE BEING MANIPULATED BY THE FED AND OWNER BANKS FAGGOTS

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zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-23/1967-he-cia-created-phrase-conspiracy-theorists-and-ways-attack-anyone-who-challenge

ALSO THE CIA CREATED THE VERY PEJORATIVE LABEL "CONSPIRACY THEORY" TO DISPARAGE THEIR CRITICS

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>If you think like minded people would group together to plan something for their mutual benefit you are a tin foil hat wearing moron.

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Crypto is not a scam.

LINK is deep state

that's very impressive sniper shot

LINK is deep throat

It was Richard Heart, our father, who art in Lambo land, hallowed be his gains
He caused today, and will bring about the next bull run

>biz was created to make redpilled and based goys rich

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>5000
It is written that you need at LEAST 10k to /make it/

unironically this

was he on a cellphone or something when he got popped? what is he holding to his ear?

He was saluting the American people no less, fuckin LBJ and the beginning of the deep state cabal.

When trump says make American great again he is referring to the time before his event happened

that's actually a good one.

No, he's looking down at his feet, which to me suggests that he's holding something to his ear and listening. Probably not a cellphone since they were invented ~10 years after he was killed. But it looks like whatever he's holding exploded in his hand

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the psywave is just passing over. stocks will be good soon

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holy shit

>my feelings when

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Neo's passport in the first movie expires on September 11th, 2001...

More like 20-30 years before cellphones came out.

>Sergey is the one creating all the chainlink threads and started all the memes. Even the big mac ones

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delphi

Today was about Goldman. Except the large wallets that have been moving around the past couple days were Goldman. They dumped their own bitcoins before they went public saying that they would put a 'pause' on their plans to trade crypto.

Shut it down

tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/6GuxadAx-Manipulated-Dump/
>3. A transfer from BTC -4.46% to BTG -2.16% is a signal the dump is to come (compare BTG -2.16% and BTC -4.46% charts Dec 20-22 and yesterday - the BTC -4.46% dump will start today/tomorrow).

I don’t think it started that way but it’s certainly shaping up like that. Fucking chinks ruin everything.

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In Enemy of the State, Will Smith's birthday is September 11th. Also, the names of his son and his son's friend are Eric and Dylan.

How can you see this post other than bait. with that picture!

Summer cant be over fast enough

But the directors are certified loonies who turned themselves into women.
Also, what is it with Christians and their love for the bible which is literally Jewish lore. How can you be so mad at Jews and at the same time give your children Jewish names, celebrate Jewish fanfiction dates and have a life philosophy developed by the Jews?

g-guys stop
this isnt Jow Forumsx/

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The biggest conspiracy of biz is unironically Chainlink. The possibilities are endless, but that would make us multi millionaires, but then again (((they))) hold more than 2/3rds of the supply etc etc. I'm completely delusional and I try to make sense or find a more "normal" path for Chainlink, but I just can't find it. It's as if I'm looking for actual real fud just to get rid of the delusion feeling and move on with my life.

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look up irony

> The whole crypto movement is designed by NWO kikes to cuck people into trading whou could not be exposed to it.
> Nit regukating the narket this long to manipulate them out of money
> exposed as a "bigger fool" scams to crash the price while baning, promotion, owning, exchanging
> government issues their own coins to save you from "the scam"
> They issue world currency based on the crypto project experience to rule over you, your actions, data, and sicial obligations.

Welcome to digital slavery, next after fiat slavery

>is an extended metaphor for Jewish control

Stopped reading right there

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He got shot to the throat, that's why he is holding his hand like that.

>t. Goldberg

Crypto ICOs are great for the people trying to raise money and unregulated shit for investors that are destined to stabilize in price at $0

Craig Wright IS Satoshi

This is not a conspiracy, it's a FACT

You missed out. It was a great read. Enjoy being a fucking pleb.
Bumping a great post

One of the conspiracies I enjoy is that it seems to me that Nixon was right.

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that was the second shot(?). jfk couldnt crouch any lower because he had a back brace on

Most if not all major investors and private billionaires exited the market over the past month and the major banks they all collectively own have been using 401k funds to prop it up. There were multiple, if not 50% of days on the DJIA where there was a large buy in after hours which shot the price up, and then it flat lined all day. This is the bank dumping the public's retirement funds in, then day traders buying in all day long seeing the initial green dildo hoping for another while the rich sell their bags at an even price, making the market look more stable and cashing out at the same time. Most after-hours trading is done buy banks specifically to screw the poor man.

Many Shitcoins (especially those which are shilled on Jow Forums only) are not made by pajeets but by jews. Very often these scams arent even profitable but they do them anyway just to keep as many anons as possible as poor as possible. The reason for this is that a lot of anons here are comming from Jow Forums and they just cant allow someone from Jow Forums to ever become rich or even gain influence.

spoopy

Smith's purpose was to destroy the matrix, no? That makes him a good guy. Neo sacrificed himself to keep it alive...

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This. I have lost hope for Bitcoin simply because I think Futures has "tamed" it. Shame no one ITT has paid attention to this post.

Unironically this

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He was holding his throat. The first shot came from the back and pierced through the throat

>imagine being this retarded

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the fact that somebody actually wasted their time making that chink propaganda image is so cringe