"tu parles frança—"

>"tu parles frança—"

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parlez vous*

That shit and portuguese are the most retarded sounding languages and should disappear.

this post is certified BASEd and REDPILLED

>spanish

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Stop hitting yourself!

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Get your own language before talking

Speaking two or more languages is based and has been proven to prevent Alzheimer's in one's golden years.

That said people who refuse to practice or let others practice are fucking monkeys.

Stop giving us a bad name for the love of fuck. We already have a piss poor English fluency rate as is.

is the right way to say that?

based

HAHAHA U MAD BROWN BOI

>He didn't punch the frog hard enough for the wine to come out of his mouth as well

You're getting weak America-kun.

We're just holding back ;)
we'll join you Canadians on your quest to getting your land back from the frogs and we can finally get rid of them from North America once and for all.

to be fair Portuguese is an ugly language. don't know what's the spics problem with french, but he's right about Portuguese.

Il bouillonne car une grenouille a baisée sa truie.

zat iz ze wrong word stupeed Amerikah ohohohohohohohohohoh

baise- moi petite tête carrée

>be me
>moved here to a larger city from small town Canada
>every single time someone like a bum or salesperson approaches me:
>"Je suis désolé mais je ne parle pas anglais. Je suis canadien"
>it works every time

>spanish

>t. swarthy catholic nafri

>americans speaking French
This post wad made by Mexican dual citizenship gang

How many speak castillian in France?

>Mais Oui, je parle français. Est-ce qu'il y a un problème?

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PARLAY VU FRANCAY?
PARLAY VU FRANCAY?

VULEZ VU CUCHER AVEC MOI?

You only need to know 3 expressions to survive and pass as a local in France.
>putain [poo-TAN]
>merde [m'err-DUH]
>fais chier [f'heh shi-eh]
Say, you're hanging around with locals, someone tells a story and you have no idea what they're talking about... just throw in some 'putain', 'merde', 'fais chier' every 20 seconds or so.
t. knower

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Oui, la langue française est pour les chiens, les africaines, et les putains. Pour moi c'est comme de merde dans mes orielles.

Par chance tu remplis tout ces critères mon petit chou fleur

Ouais, je voudrais ta bite dans mon cul

Il suffit de demander

Retire ta culotte

Lèche moi le trou du cul espèce d'enfant de putain. Tu mets ta grosse langue dans mon gros trou du cul fils de pute et tu lèches, tu lèches, tu bouffes mon petit caca fils de pute.

>pour les chiens, les africaines, et les putains
Tu parles de ceux qui ont crée ton pays ?

Je suis sans cullotte

>tu boffes mon petit caca

Absolument degoutant. Tu es allemand ou francais ?

s
definitely say this if you're looking to get punched

français d'origine allemande

It's formal.
Also:
>Est-ce que vous parlez français?

what's the translation for that?

Mais j'aime bien "Yo, tu parles français pede ?"

Literally "is is that you speak french" better translation, do you speak french.

why is there so many different ways to ask if someone speaks French?

is-it that you (formal) speak French?