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Don’t have Facebook so hypothetically speaking if I wanted to blow my brains out with a shotgun due to feeling like a handicapped drain on society how would I livestream it to a lot of people
Watching an anime girl playing minecraft lads
Tell us more
chaturbate
That's bullshit. Finwake is popular as fuck. Either that or they're missing a fucking plane flying above the top, above the clouds
>Miles davis
lmao
UFCmong detected
Go punch a wall
>ballet
communist propaganda
Terrific, absolutely bloody terrific
based norway getting some punches in on the brits itt
No I want you to tell us more with your own words
Nah
How would I make it so the most people possible could see it and I could become a meme in death, hypothetically
you're such a fucking disgusting slant dickhead
You're next sunshine
Not much to say desu use your imagination
why are southerners such manlets?
miss her beyond comprehension
She’s having regular sex with other men and you’re sitting at home
Th'day's agenda
Today’s wisdom
A man with a hammer sees everything as nails
She's having sex with regular men
meant my mom who passed away last april
Wew, barely made the cut.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
based german poster who barely made the cut
Think I'm going to leave London when my contract expires in February, absolutely detest this god-awful place. Might try to move to Oxford because it seems like one of the few genuinely comfy places in the UK.
Ebb and flow
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lol
Raheem Sterling talks like a retard.
I'm very sorry for your loss and certainly didn't laugh out loud upon reading this news, although admittedly the way in which the interchange unfolded was darkly comic
Who is that? But maybe he can't help it
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone referred to their shoes as "kicks" so I broke his jaw.
How will you be celebrating Eid with the ummah lads?
Can't hear you talking with your gimpy jaw
i'm playing chess with you idiots. like i didn't see that response coming. i planned it all out. i'm the master curator. you? merely my pawns
sucking a mate
Wish I could pilot predator drones.
just got poo on my dick now they call me poo dick
I was serious in asking where one would hypothetically stream a suicide
Nobody cares
Wish I was a simple gourd farmer
faggot
how likely am i to be caught if i put dad as the primary user of me new fiesta?
£1200 with a cvckbox pa if i dont haha
State of this weather
Tons of folk do this desu
my dick just fell off because someone posted a hot woman
Need a gf
My problem with becoming a shagger is i dont really have a shagpad
Got a shag carpet
based soon to be shagger once he gets a shagpad
lucozade zero orange for brekkie lads
shame that no chink has been a shagger ever
*sends my fist through your forehead*
I still shagged when I lived with my parents but it was always fucking awkward.
Why is it that people spend their whole lives glued to their phone and yet still take fucking days to reply to my WhatsApp messages? I'm a great bloke so it can't be that they're just hinting for me to fuck off, so there must be some other explanation behind this phenomenon
state of her face
Hate the office gossip
>talk wih a woman from toil a fair bit because shes several paygrades ahead of me and mentoring me cause im trying to get a promotion
>hear from toilmate that the other women in the office think we're in a secret relationship
I get that its boring at the office, but its hardly an interesting rumour
Only shagged living at home when i had a gf and we were always paranoid about making noise
blog on
you should kill her
>I'm a great bloke so it can't be that they're just hinting for me to fuck off
I always get a good laugh everytime I remember that story about a bunch of nigs drowning trying to save another nig. Their names were so ridiculous.
Can't stand that shit. Worst thing about toiling for me is the need for the gossip and drama. Every place I've worked has it's own version of the same thing. People need drama and all of that shite. Worst bit is if you stay out of it then you become the topic of the gossip or drama as well
Sure.
Toilmates bbq was great though. Just awkward him asking about whether im pursuing this woman.
haha love this greentext story, what do you guys think of it?
Imagine being cucked and not killing the man who cucked you
People really do this
>being mentored by a woman
lol
Nothing funny about niggers drowning
Are breakfast rolls a thing in the UK? Munching on one right now.
t. Literal incel
Probably everyone has been cheated on at least once. Even so-called "chad" whatever that means. Just how it is
no it's an irish thing only
the faggy english probably shove them up their "arses" before "toil" every morning
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Aboriginal girls are legit peng
The guys at her level are all snakes. Shes helping me out because i think she fancies me a bit
This what you tell yourself when she's off with her 'male friends'?
Hate brown-nosing runts like you in my office. You should talk to people because you enjoy their company, not because you want a promotion, you fucking sycophant
Had a gf but we broke up because her visa ran out and i couldnt be fucked with marrying her
Reckon i may live to regret that
State of those chebs
Don't forget to powder your balls with goldbond medicated powder
She fancies me
I want to get advice and feedback to propel myself
Its a mutually beneficial relationship.
you ever grab your nuts and then take a big whiff of your hand? smells empowering
>tfw no big sister azn gf with cow tits
They only murdered a Jeffrey Epstein look a like the real guy is still alive and he is noncing kids
Watching Turkish massage asmr
good fucking lad
Saw a black bloke chirpsing a turkish woman on the overground yesterday.
She was absolutely loving it.
Might make some toast
GOAT smell
ID?
makes me want another crusades
god that's fuckin hot. I wish I could see a blacked scene irl
>chirpsing
Is this some new nigger word?
you're so fucking cucked stop posting here
just punched the faggot mother into the christmas tree. it's august you stupid fucking cunt
am i the only douchebag fucking retard on /brit/ right now