ITT: autistic things you do

Sad bastards

>Just try talking to them bro, it worked for me bro, they won't be disgusted at you bro

Attached: 1560957805005.png (616x806, 346K)

I listen to anime openings at the gym

I also do this. I also larp different dramatic scenarios like being stabbed or being shot, I have become pretty good after watching a lot of videos

>ITT: autistic things you do.
Everything I do.

Post video of you driving.

I carry things around that fit in my hand and just fiddle with them while I do other things. This summer for instance I had two bottlecaps.

I always instinctivelly utter a curse when I suddenly remember something embarrassing from my past

I can't right now, but it sounds something like this

vocaroo.com/i/s1A2eeSKWiX7

Wait, so random numbers are coherent to you?

Pretty based. Are you in a metal band?

If I found out somebody did this in real life I would never be friends with them, and I would secretly hope somebody would kick them upside the fucking head and put them in a coma for three months

Sing loudly or talk aloud, often in different accents when drjving alone.

make leftist posts to bait the retarded finnazi

gay

t: Coldsteel the hedgheg

Not in a band, just your ordinary autist acting out in his lone time

i do that with my OCs

I live with my gf for 1 year but i still masturbate to trannies when shes not with me

When im alone in the house i hide in the cupboard, wardrobe or under the bed and arm myself
I stay hidden for a few hours

I speak/sing loudly in different dialects when I cook, describing what I do like I was in this 60s tv program.

yes, because one time you have something like IMG_234.jpg, then WA-2019-08-07.jpg, then ciasdoiasjf123kj.png
I think it's more coherent if they all have a 13-digit number code
I know it's pointless and autistic, that's why I posted it here

No worries, I was just making sure I didn't misunderstand you.

You should rather make an enigma code and use that in the different pictures

I do this too

Whenever I do something like cooking I explain it in my head to someone, usually an imaginary gf

Before leaving my apartment, I usually stand still for like 5 minutes in front of the front door to both muster the courage to go out and to listen for any noises indicating there's someone out in the hallway, since I'd like to avoid running into people on the way out.

it's not some code I make up myself kek, it's just the kind of filename Jow Forums gives each file posted on here

Why be this fucking autistic?????

I make sure my back is facing to a wall in every room I'm in, so there's no room for any assassin or rapist to sneak up on me

do some of you stim (move back and forth to self-sooth, flap your hands across your body, pinch yourself to calm yourself down, etc)?

I have a really bad social anxiety. It's a strong fear that kicks in when I'm about to leave my apartment or make a phone call, so I need some time to relax and get over it.

Wtf are Scandi's naturally autistic?

Yes, either when I am excited for focusing on something I am rocking back and forth or I tremble with my legs.

Yes, it's the cold and bleak grey weather

Sometimes i get so lost in thought i start physically saying my thoughts subconsciously

It makes me really annoyed when people have severe social anxiety. Like, what the fuck makes you think anybody gives a shit about your autistic ass the way you think they do? And why not work on your shortcomings instead of just accepting them and letting your whole life turn to shit because of them? Pure faggotry

i have always said that i dont listen to music because i dont want anyone to rate my music taste

I used to be like this, but after 2 years of therapy I am far less socially anxious

2/3 of that thread have nothing to do with autism, this is just anxiety, smoke a joint, let down your shoulders, unclench your teeth, stop trying to control the uncontrollable

Attached: hty.jpg (1280x1689, 745K)

WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT SOMEBODY THINKS ABOUT YOUR MUSIC TASTE??? JUST LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT !!!!!!!!

I could care less and I usually act like my retarded self in public I just get worried some dipshit's going to record me and put me on social media like "LOL bro look at this DWEEB"

and it'll get 100k retweets because people on social media are literal animals

i dont know

i try to reduce it. I've also noticed that prolonged sessions on the computer worsen the general autism

I get that's a legit fear, but people watch those videos and 10 minutes later their attention spans have already shifted to something else. A mass shooting happens one day and people are back to their normal routine the next day, everything forgotten. People are oversaturated with information and even if worst case scenario happens and you end up on worldstar of whatever, it's literally 10 minutes of infamy before you're lost in a sea of information and irrelevance. It means literally nothing.

Do you think I don't realize how silly it is to worry so much about stupid shit that no one really cares about? Because I do. Do you think I don't work on my shortcomings instead of accepting them? Because I do. That still doesn't change the fact that I involuntarily care about the stupid insignificant shit. You have to realize that I'm completely aware of the irrationality of the fear I feel and that just having this awareness doesn't magically make the fear go away. It's still there and the fact that I fully understand how silly it is is honestly one of the worst parts about social anxiety for me.

You got like some childhood trauma or some shit. Either that or you need to do some proper soul-searching, perhaps narcotically induced, to help put your worldview into perspective (and help you comprehend the ridiculousness of your actions to a degree where it will actually cause you to change your behavioral patterns)

I don't know how you'd get your hands on some weed or something considering you can't even fulfill the remote basics of human interaction but if you did, it might help you rearrange your brain cells. I don't know what else could help remove your mental barriers. But once you get past the initial hurdle you'll realize the futility of your past actions. (REALLY realize it)

Computer just worsens my ability to tell reality from fiction, but I guess that's an ordinary imageboard thing.
If I get excited over something it feels as if my body gets pumped with energy and I need to get rid of it because it makes me feel I am about to burst. Then I start doing repetitive movements.

Are you retarded

I look at rare or beautiful flags and dream of living in these countries

Attached: e50f69cbbc4fc73de7e1d99a0d623c5aa5c671bcf0edce6e069deb82b80498e1.png (3039x1941, 247K)

Have fun living the rest of your life in fear. You will amount to nothing.

same here, it creates a dissociative and demoralized state, sunlight can be literally therapeutic

take care of yourself, user

balkan is really the only place with a multitude of small countries that should be only one

I once ate an entire leather bag. I scraped the leather with an abraisive rock to get rid of the coating, and then steamcooked it for about 5 hours and ate it with lemon and salt

Same for you, all the best lad.

I speak to myself in Norwegian when I'm alone and explain what I'm doing. Sometimes I'll respond to myself in Swedish and ask questions

Attached: 196eae47.jpg (552x766, 49K)

Oh yeah, explaining things, mostly technical details, is also something I like to do.
On one hand it helps me to understand and internalize what I am thinking about, on the other hand I have nobody who would listen to that.

I'm not the same person, I just read your convo and thought you were retarded

I say "goodness gracious me" every time I sneeze

Trying to help, and speaking from experience that I know can net a positive result. Hate autists who make life more difficult than it needs to be. There's always a trivial, and I mean TRIVIAL solution to all these fucking retarded autistic conundrums.

based 1940s poster

Sorry, but considering how inept you are at understanding how social anxiety works, I can't take any of your advice seriously.

Not even me you replied to. That said, I've already improved a lot recently on my own and I'm confident I won't be like this for the rest of my life.

I pretend various historic figures have travelled through time as nd are eith me and I have conversations with them about the modern world.

this. The idea that autistic people are smart isn't true at all, they just carry themselves like they're 800 IQ. If you're really smart you'll know not to waste your time on bullshit and you'll know how to make your life simple and happy

Triggers ooga bugars by larping as a turk, trigger turks by larping as a greek, trigger greeks by larping as either turk/albanian, trigger bosnians by larping as a serb, trigger serbs by larping as Hillary Rotham Clinton.
And many many more stories but lets keep it short.

when i'm alone i make sounds like shoots being fired and going in circles believing in my head i'm an ace fighter on whatever plane you can imagine
i also make imaginary scenarios in my head that make me happy, mad and disapointed

Do you plan and the result of the imaginary scenario, as in, I want to get mad now.
Or do you let your mind run free and see where it takes you?

That's not autistic though, that's a normal strategy for venting your frustrations in this retarded shithole. There's nothing more delicious than making proles seethe with hatred over things they would realise don't affect them personally if they were capable of even slightly rational thought.

Your social anxiety stems from issues pertaining to your perception of self worth. You don't realize how much a low opinion of yourself affects not only your internal thought process, but that which you project onto others also. People can sense the energy you radiate, and if you're insecure and beta, it bleeds through your demeanor and causes people to distance themselves from you, which in turn feed into your perceived lack of self worth and perpetuates the cycle. That's the crux of ANY social anxiety.

Good luck breaking that cycle user, but I doubt you have the mental fortitude or willpower to ever truly let go of your inhibitions, judging by your self-deprecating shitty attitude. Unless a radical change befalls you you will always be some variety of autistic piece of shit.

Its not?
So long fucking autists.

Attached: 11111.jpg (1000x1000, 123K)

Everytime I respond to a south american poster, I always ask them if they washed their hands first.

Attached: 1540905569534.jpg (592x592, 80K)

it runs free, it can make my day change a lot. the scenarios can be whatever but is always me pretending to be someone else

I pretend to be a superhero in my head

"HERE COMES HENK HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

You have no idea what you're talking about. You don't know shit about me. You literally just have a few posts in this thread to base all that bullshit you just wrote. All you've done is heavily extrapolate and it's wildly inaccurate, yet you speak of it with so much conviction, I'm convinced you're just really delusional. I'm definitely not the only one with issues here.

I don't reply to threads that contain a wojak image with ears.

lol if theres anyone here who comes across as autistic, its you

I've gotten a few disgusted stares from women after staring at their chests for too long. I only do it to read what they have written on their shirts.

First screech you sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger, the second you sound like a zombie.

I get easily obsessed about minor inconveniences to the point they have caused me mild anxiety. For example, how much saliva I'm swallowing, how many times I blink, how I am breathing, what song is in my head at the moment. I get too damned focused on this shit to the point that it makes me incapable of focusing on anything else.

I post on 4channel

I never move my arms when I walk

Same and for some reason I always do it in a foreign language. Sometimes when I play vidyas I pretend I'm streaming

this is literally me
according to others i make loud ticking noises with my throat but i dont here them

>to avoid any conversation
kek fucking nords

i think the pride is that he doesnt want to admit that he changed opinion.

this is...very random.
the larping thing is common. i do that right before bed so i cant sleep and only have 4 hours of sleep the next day. great

kek wtf

i spend a lot of hours on google street view...

fucking kek

Through the pedestrian crossing putting my feet only on the white stripes
On Jow Forums I keep telling people to post their childhood pictures
I have to take every single thing on Skyrim and then store them to create a perfect collection

kek

Chads here listen to the italian opening of street fighter 2 youtube.com/watch?v=eaGafaNNrxw at the gym and it is totally normal

I tell you a secret, there's a wall in every direction so your back is always facing a wall

I don't leave my room in the daytime, when my grandfather is awake. Instead I hoard everything into my room in the night, that I would need that day. Every night I clean my room also because it leaves a huge mess.

I pretend im on a talk show giving my opinion on stuff
discussing my fav vidya , telling its +points
also I sometimes talk while playing like im streaming

other than that I blast vidya osts while gymming (home gym masterrace)
youtube.com/watch?v=ogMcv4JVvaU

so average stull all in all

Attached: 6291edb9113e5789bce96edac4053b94.jpg (920x1264, 287K)