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there, saved him
Going out like a cool boss man. Arms to the side, no flailing.
topkek
I don't even have to find a picture of someone splattered on the ground; Google already knows what's up
I don't get why those guys didn't just hangout on the windows edge and wait for a fire ladder.. Or why didn't the fireman setup the inflatable bags all around the building?
Probably because there was a fire hot enough to bend steel beams right behind him.
Jet fuel mixed with office furniture smoke must be nice to inhale
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Burning heat waves coming down and above from the source of impact
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Floor starts to melt open
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Why no inflatable bags you say? Because of fucking falling objects
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Gee you must be exhausted from all that heat and smoke coming at you non-stop
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Why don't you just huh, jump out into that *cool* breeze?
These things seriously freak me out
ya don't say?
Is there a card that shows everyone getting a gf and living happily for the rest of their lives?
of course you knew this was coming
Jow Forums - buy the dip
maybe because he isn't real
>not constructing a makeshift parachute out of office supplies
burgers are so fucking stupid
anyone ballsy enough to wear these and explain them to people asking what you're wearing?
Or maybe he wanted to kill himself that day anyway and the 911 attacks just happened to be on the same day coincidentally. Imagine being that guy.
>a flying ass
Thay's a good sign. Stay the fuck away from tarot
Why?
>didn't wallslide down the building like in mega man
he didn't even want to live
saved you sir