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Making vodka brownies, anyone want some?

it's july 2018. you're on your 10th carling with all your best mates after england have beaten sweden 2-0 to get in semi finals of world cup. calvin harris and dua lipa one kiss comes blasting out in beer garden. life's good

for me, it's stimulant abuse followed by benzos for the comedown

Britain is fucking screwed

Your Uber has arrived haha

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Glad you said that, there was a game I played while at Arsenal against Leicester while on loan from Arsenal, both sets of fans singing my name, it was a strange one, we ended up getting beat 2-0.

stupid jf twat

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@23

operating a "no (you)s for JF cunts" policy

whats happened in worthing then

i hate all you cunts

>vodka brownies

Yes please

We hate you too, but we're all stuck here together so just suck it up

help lads

Ugh

It’s July 2018 you’re on your 10th peroni after Wales have beaten Belgium 3-1 to get into the semi finals of the World Cup. Cookin’ on 3 burners ‘this girl’ comes blasting out in the beer garden. Life is BRILLIANT.
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You're not a 7/10. Be more realistic and things may change

stop being a virgin freak

soon I will have a life, just you wait and see

>a 7/10

oh woe is you
a mate told me, unsolicited, that i'm a 2/10

would trust him to get me there safely more than some rasheed who doesn't know what stopping distances and indicators are

It was the Euros not the world cup. Fucked that right up didnt you pal

my family is peng

Do people unironically enjoy calvin harris?

Seems like annoying radio music you're forced to listen to at gym or at the shitest clubs rather than something actively enjoy

*2016
whoops haha x

Status update: doing a poo

>unsolicited
what are you a front door?

its deano tier shite

Spacker

i get plenty of attention when i go out and can pull easily enough

really i'm just after attention anyway, i know the answer is to change jobs and move somewhere more interesting

making some poo, anyone want some?

Absolutely flabberghasted that people genuinely enjoy shite music like this

Have sex

yeah I'm thinking BASED

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relapsed and bought a can of red bull

i like his old stuff - I'm not alone, you used to hold me, flashback
but his stuff he's released in recent years is wank

Fast forward to today where Wales get beaten by a second-string England side in the only sport they give a shite about.

wow quiet the muso ain't ya look at your naming songs by heart

>Absolutely flabberghasted that people genuinely enjoy shite music like this

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there's a reason we're not normals mate

Prolapsed and bought a can of red bull

Yeah I too preferred Calvin Harris when he was underground

might get a £1000 for not sending this fucking form off in time

hate when people start talking about personalitys when they're not even here
stop living bicuriously through others you sadacts

Grand slam winners in rugby and World Cup on the way in Qatar 2022 via Daniel James baby

never liked his music, simple as

example, now that was a decent lad who sold out

you won't believe what happened next

LITERALLY the only good Calvin Harris song is the one he did with Rihanna.

We Found Love

Most normies i know have better taste. Festivalheads who get on the best sessions dont listen to calvin harris. Literally braindead deano shit

actually true, loved drinking to that song and shitposting back in the day.

When I met you in the summerrrrrr

Calvin Harris is a genius best British artist of our generation understands what the pop/dance scene of every era brilliantly literally reinvents the British “sound of the summer” year after year don’t hate on the king /brit/

love that calvin harris song that goes like daft punk are playing at my house myyyyyyyy house

>bicuriously

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what the frick are you lot going on about

what about flashback?
and I'm not alone

personally adore those two
Have extremely fond memories of listening to I'm not Alone waaaaaay back in 2010 whilst still in school.
That shit is nostalgia on steroids.

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He's Scottish you southern cunt

Its literally filler radio pop music. If you look forward to calvin harris you probably spend copious amounts of time in shopping centres

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remember when Calvin Harris burst onto the live X Factor stage during Jedward's performance and put a pineapple on his head?

The lefties were furious.

>frick
creg you jagoff

Alex Ferguson is the oldest scottish man of all time

Do prince Phil and queen Liz have sex?

ANCIENT gimmick

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Youngfags wouldn't get this song, I don't blame you for not mentioning it. It goes over your heads

go poo yourself you flipping cunt

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND GET A JOB

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i respect calvin harris
i respect the hustle

LITERALLY the only good Rihanna song is Kiss It Better

>my best memories revolve around hearing bubblegum pop off the radio

State of your life

yesssssssssss my g

Disturbia is good, and I like bopping along to shut Up and Drive after a few bevvies

just put a grand on man utd winning the league at 40/1

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Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):

Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England

boomers - the anthem

>opening sentence is promoting race mixing
how DARE you post this in /brit/

>living bicuriously

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Listen here, mate. I never listened to that kind of music but if we're all posting on Jow Forums then our lives aren't as perfect as you think it is.

oh will you shut up about calvin harris you're doing my head in

*kills a guest*

Is this some diamond dozen / doggy dog world meme? It's living vicariously

he deserved to die desu

lmao my town is the little red bit above brighton

listening to avant garde music

Calvin Harris is the goat makes hit after hit after hit will probably continue to do so well into his 50s
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calvin harris is 90 IQ dogshit

Dance wiv me was the best calvin harris cover

Kelvin... Harrison?? hmm... aye the young fella, Can't mind any of his numbers now..