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All women are whores who deserve a fist to the face edition

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leftypol finished rorke off with a hadouken

So lads

Chatting to this Christian girl yeah

And she’s being a right fridge about meeting up on a night out for a shag afterwards, she literally wants to go on a date even tho we met in a nightclub and she sucked me off twice and lost her virginity to me

She’s being ultra fridge about shagging again and it’s pissing me off

Look yh I’m a solid 9/10 and she’s a 4/10 like why does she think there’s a chance of a relationship ffs why do munting girls keep doing this ffs

>yank thread

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>ywn sexually dominate a tight-bodied trap a decade younger than you and find the entire thing exhilarating but then get home as reality sinks in and come to the clear realization that you just sodomized a sexually confused man in a fit of primal lust that overrode your basic senses of right and wrong and then kill yourself after a week of heavy drinking

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190 in, I'm out

when you think about it money really is the root of all evil

>thirsting a 4/10

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why didn't Deckard just walk?? only his hands were handcuffed lmoa

absolute state of yank posts baka

bender

mad how jeff bezos isn't jewish

God damn 190 you are SO based

YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HIM

seek help

Would fuck a cute tranny femboy

a shag is a shag lad, shaggers know this

Emailing this to HQ

What the Fuck is this

money = power and power corrupts

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cheeky sod

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>giving it any attention whatsoever

youtu.be/cWHrnMgE4L4

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Shags are easy lad no self respecting man would get annoyed by a 4/10 turning down casual sex because it's simple to shag another one

Whoa lads, its like looking into another dimension, an alternate universe where the genders are swapped. Just want to give them a hug and stroke their hair and tell them it will be alright but I dont want to disturb them. This insnt my universe.

crystal.cafe/feels/catalog

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What do you reckon the average IQ of this thread is, huh?

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190 is fucking BASED YOU RETARD

>peng bird in front of you does the ‘look at my bum’ tug on her pants
every time.

Anyone else fantasize about purchasing a firearm and shooting drugdealers

no one here's splittin' the atom any time soon

its not gay if youre attracted to feminine traps while drunk
for example in thailand/bangcock tjere are traps you wouldnt even know were men unless they told you

High 80s
Being generous here

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unironically yes, bit like harry brown

just broke dixie deans record

had some frozen pizza for dinner

nah I’m just annoyed bc she’s becoming entitled to a relationship bc she shagged me. This the female equivalent of the friend zone. If I never shagged her again I wouldn’t care

>one here's splittin' the atom any time soon

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cant view it

oh I've done this a bit
haha

Yes because I'm a drug dealer

HEER SLEEPY

>replying to it
what the fuck are you doing

lo lo lo lo lohan

>then gets annoyed when you stare at her arse
ew creep what are you staring at

This'll do the trick

still taking suggestions for articles or video suggestions

cheers user

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lebanon

Clearly you do care idiot, you've literally just said youre annoyed

literally what is stopping you

>foil
oh no no no no no

oh look autismoyank is piping up for my attention

hate videos with that kind of voice
very unpleasing for the ears

lmfao ok nice cope queer boi

why not user? means I can grind it without breathing in ash

are you offering to be used like a ragdoll subslut

good post lol

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Based

my face when

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Oxycontin, Xanax bars, Percocet and Loratabs, Valiums, morphine patches, ecstasy and it’s all up for grabs

Because they expect relationships by being dirty little slags and sucking me off whilst not offering anything else

>>ywn sexually dominate a tight-bodied trap a decade younger than you and find the entire thing exhilarating but then get home as reality sinks in and come to the clear realization that you just sodomized a sexually confused man in a fit of primal lust that overrode your basic senses of right and wrong and then kill yourself after a week of heavy drinking

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not bent simple as but you could easily find some mentally ill faggot to fulfill that desire and then promptly kill you're self

man tryna bad up 190 about gettin aggy over some any girl acting up when you just wanna hit it up like we aint all been in the sitcho

shaking mans head

not gay to fuck a man
its gay to get fucked by one

im the one making gays
the one getting fucked is the gayee

woah i always just believed it caused alzheimers but theres no link betwixt the two according to the internet
you carry on lad x

>it's gay to fuck this

I don't think so but call me gay then

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Betwixt is an archaic word that has no basis in the modern English vocabulary, please refrain from using it here

the one getting fucked might be the gayee but you’re the gayer

S W A N S E A
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WHERE FROM
GOD DAMN I WANT SOME XANAX

watching limmy do a night drive
dead by daylight in a bit innit
twitch.tv/limmy

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made tea but now i want to wank and have to finish it
sipping tea while wanking? no much too sweaty. And only between videos it would probably go cold.

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the gf

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is that a death note

are you happy that football is back chaps?

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Yeah so you're getting upset you cant have casual sex with her, like I said, 4/10 snags are a diamond dozen lad shaggers dont give a flying fuck if one says no theres another one around the corner

where u at

you scared me there user... where am I right now?

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190 absolutely whipped for this hideous munter trying to hide his emotions with nonchalant vitriol lol petulant little child

any hole is goal lads
a shag is a shag

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am very degenerate. thinking about becoming a christian to cancel it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=wfMLtj6qSsc\
i bumped this shit in highschool you fucking degen lol
stop doing drugs

Based French

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very happy some good results this weekend la

find a purpose in life, son

traps put out a thousand times more than women and give the best blowjobs
why arent you sodomizing a tight bodied submissive gayee right now

let's say someone asks you "What are your hobbies?" what the FUCK do you reply?

I would probably say MMA, Football and Politics if I'm being honest but that makes me sound like a sperg.
What is the correct lie to tell?

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tranny posters have ruined this completely

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Yeah nobody cares and I’m not a sheethead just listening to some trap classics dickhead

190 in love with a fat ting

lad I’ve got numerous waiting shags in my contacts but ill repeat myself once more extra s l o w l y for you Seamus.

I don’t like girls pressing for relationships because they were a dirty little slag.

not good at things

Got a raging boner right now

190 making an absolute fool of himself yet again

I've arrived

reading
hiking
writing
your suggestions are also quite normie and acceptable

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