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Jow Forums edition

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do i have a voice for radio?
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this is what I think it is isn't it?
yes
yes it is

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Toil alarm in 4 hours and 57 minutes

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Potential female partner said I’m a psychopath and she never wants to talk to me again because I let a mate punch me on the jaw and smash a pool cue over my back

Wtf is wrong with femoids?

cabbages
knickers
it's not got a...a beak

ebin flow my dude

88

you have weak friends and think that's an achievement

Anime.

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Be sharp say nowt

do i have a voice for radio?
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literally cannot stop wanking

Sucking my mates pool cue

What a dumb machine

GOOOOOOOD GOY

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What do you mean?

always imagine this is how poleaboo talks

Dark fruits weather this, lads.

tssssssssssss hahahahahaha

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Blimey what a tune

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>user I'm sorry, I've pissed the bed again...

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Imagine your kitchen tap being connected to the dark fruits brewery

imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy then hours of labour pushing a mongrel out your gash and it comes out looking like this

‘kin hell absolute nightmare fuel

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Fuck that stupid bitch

me too

why

I'd love to have a child just to see how ugly it can look
NEED to find a really ugly woman to help me fulfil this dream

wtf u talking about she lit

beto???

*shlurp shlurp shlurp shlurp*

CAUSE OBVIOUSLY
SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE
I'M WASTING MY TIME
CAUSE SHE'LL NEVER BE MINE

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diego

I am also FUCKED

Your mates are bullying you

Echo Falls this weather, lads.

not him
has he had the same thought?

listening to the sound

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Summer is over init

seeing the sight

Imagine getting triggered by a sentence or phrase you heard

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Lads got a new 1 bedroom flat in some shithole estste, most likely gonna get burnt out because of my bro but fuck it I am ready for war

It needs new cooker, fridge etc. If I do it up like a poor fag how nice can I make it for aroubd £1500? That includes bed and stuff, getting a sofa, wardrobe and few bits and pieces oike microwave kettle cabinets for free

Lewis

Are you fuck ready for war the rats are getting chased out

you took that tab aint you lad

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kill yourself

What a fucking mong this guy was

I've done a lot of (unintentional) study into this subject and I'm almost certain pissing the bed while drunk happens because you were already tired and passed out. Every time I've pissed the bed while drunk its been because I fell asleep unintentionally while drunk.

Imagine ALWAYS ASKING WHAT YOUR FORMER BF IS UP TO EVEN THOUGH HE DON'T CARE ANYMORE

If my flat is attacked tmI will throw a petrol bomb at their mums house

Lol

yankoid gimp thinking he can (you) me lmao jog on smeghead

Is it over tic?

Seriously though lads is £1500 enough to do up my tiny one bedroom flat as a poorfag, gettibg a seatee for free and wardrobe and few bits and pieces. Happy to buy second hand

i'm the oldest person in this thread

Makes you think doesn't it

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nah mate its over tac

Might have to call in sick tomorrow I'm gonna be too tired

Hahaha

No my older bro is a borderline nonce so everyone hates me by proxy even though im a sound lad

Miley Cyrus is an ugly little cunt

What did he do

we've all been there. opened my wallet once and a breeze blew all the money out and i had to eat berries i found in the wild

jeffrey where are u

alri

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walloper

Got eeeeeee

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Can't be arsed telling story, even being a nonce is not bad enough he is just scum.

mind if I post this on my reddit profile

her and liam hemsworth split up!

cookin a massive wet and smelly poo at this very moment.

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Why care for him then

I do mind.

>mongrel
That's an albino.
And do you think she'd look much "better" with yellowy-brown skin and black hair and brown eyes?

I don't?

Classic

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wonder if tim has actual hallucinations
he doesn't seem to ever mention anything like that

whats 190s brother doing on /brit/

Then why’s your gaff being targeted ffs, he’s not living with you?

mad how he says his location in every video hoping that america comes and saves him, reckon i might dress up as captain america one day n knock on his door

NEED a 50 year old gf

NEED a secondary date check pronto

>you will never be a pioneer on the oregon trail having a gay old time shooting bison and raping injuns before shitting your guts out from dysentery

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Because the people in my area are dumb inbred council chav scum.

They don't realise how autistic I am, I am like 6,5 but a skelly but I am currently getting Jow Forums and learning mma soon and a in a few years I am going to find each and every person who has wronged me and best the fuck out of them. Every one

creasing

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