/wage/ - Wagecuck General

>Go to swipe badge on the main door
>it doesn't open

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15 more minutes and I'm off.

But, should I as a europoor go to wagecuck in Netherlands or Germany.

Help a wagie.

>if it doesn't scan it must be free

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wage

>tfw the automatic toilet flushes too early, spraying your ass n balls with dirty water

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Shut the fuck up, and stop boomerposting. You are in this situation precisely because of that mentality, and you will likely stay there forever.
>hurr durr pull yourself up by your bootstraps and pound that pavement
kys

Kek

>You just have to be yourself.

Management today send out an Outlook meeting - "Mandatory Staff Meeting - Please join the Executive team in an impromptu business status meeting. Your attendance is required."
It's for this afternoon and everyone in the office is listed as required. I'm nervous as shit about it and think they're announcing lay-offs or pay freezes, but I don't know. These things are always bad news, right?

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whats for lunch bros

cheetos and slim jims
fucking end my life

little buttermilk cream sandwich cookies from the vending machine lol

maybe they are giving the whole office an impromptu salary raise?

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Eggs

Going to check power drives for malfunctions over the course of 2 months. Doing nightshift and lateshift is good and all but this task is kind of difficult if you lack the practice to listen to a running device and decide whether a component is damaged or not. They almost all sound the same.

>not taking a loud shit while he's in the bathroom to establish dominance

I recently just had this happen. We all got 5 dollar raises that included back pay from a month prior and 1k bonuses.

Thanks Trump

How much do you guys pay for a haircut?

$35 plus $5 tip here

Similar situation for me. Thanks to Trump's recent tax cuts, everyone at my office essentially got a few-hundred dollar/month "raises"
>How much do you guys pay for a haircut?
$22 + $5 tip for me

Pack of tuna fish to smell up the break room
And several energy drinks to wash it down so I burp up tuna on the factory floor all night

I cut my own hair with a dog grooming razor.
>people always ask who my stylist is and I always doge the question

Almost definitely not. Our business has been really hurt by steel tarriffs, and our biggest customer has been on the decline for the last few years.
Maybe they'll announce an exec is resigning or we're cutting a product line or closing one of our smaller plants. I'd still keep my job then.

Only time I had something show up that last minute was when my division's Director quit two weeks after she sacked the division's management team.

What do you guys do for a job?

Math tutor here.

Pay is shit.

The kids say the dumbest shit.

I have a degree in economics and work a job doing fucking technical support for 16 an hour. The only other jobs I can get are be financial advisor jobs and sales job. I've done sales jobs, I'm not bad but I'm also not good at them. All the jobs want some experience, I've applied for probably 30 jobs over the past week and not one interview, even on jobs I thought for sure. I went through this process when looking for a job 1.5 years ago so after a couple months I just took the technical support job. This is bullshit, I need to get out of a call center. The jobs I'm applying for are claims adjusting/examining, underwriting, business specialist/analyst jobs.

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>Invites 20 people to weekly recurring meeting
>Presents the same deck three weeks in a row

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>send the office boomer a pdf

Hey can you upload it to this loan file?

>prints pdf
>walks it across the hall to the copier scanner
>makes a pdf of the printed page
>names it something retarded like “Joe SMITHS 2016 tax returns I think.pdf”
>uploads the pdf
>file size quadrupled, quality gone

>deck
>equating powerpoint slides to playing cards to blunt the trauma inherent in powerpoint presentations

I order the food usually. So gyros for today.

are you in my workplace???

>called from desk
>hey user can you come over and look at my computer im freaking out
>copies from a pdf
>paste into the program
>broken characters
>did I break the computer.wav

nice not a big fan of gyros but we got this greek place called dinos down the street and they got some bomb food

m-mike?

hello, i wagecucked at a lidl in the netherlands from age 16-21, at the end i made about 8 euros an hour for a piss easy job, right now I make about double that in IT but I'd prefer to go back to the 8 euro life.
thanks to tax rates the difference in money isn't as crazy (I make maybe 25% more total), and I could do a similar amount of stuff on the money because about 40% of my rent was paid for by the government, 100% of my healthcare, etc.

at least this job treats me more respectfully, where are you from?
the thing with the dutch job market atm is that it's easy to get a job as of now, but it's almost impossible to find a living space.

Pathetic. Who cares who else is in the room you beta.

It,s really great here in yuropoor. I always order mine with salad instead of rice and fries and they just put the meat on top of it. Highlight of the workday.

I believe you I just don't like lamb and feel it's the only way to experience a gyro
S-Steve?

$0, I cut my own hair. A quality hair cutting kit costs about $25 on Amazon and you can then watch a couple 5 minute hair cutting tutorials on youtube and you're good to go.

The guys at that place make chicken too. Also you get some pita with it so i just stuff is and set it aside for later.

Do you just buzz your hair?

can we get a poorfag general? i don't like the word cuck and you guys seem like a bunch of office space nerds.

10€ for a nice haircut

Anyone got a job with a lot of downtime to do whatever? I literally don't care how much i get paid as long as i'm not actually expected to work for the full shift

Been waiting for this thread all day user.
How was everyone's Thursday? Looking forward to the weekend?

Going to the brewery with the boys Saturday

Solid choice user, sounds like fun.
A new local brewery just opened shop in the strip mall near our office.

Yup. Closing our small local plant and consolidating it into our bigger one. As a result some of our product lines will be discontinued. Fug. The next few months will be pretty chaotic.

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How much did you pay for school?

>dominates every conversation
>talks about herself non-stop
>everyone is too polite to call her out on it

Shut the fuck up Janet, everyone is sick of listening to your bullshit.

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Why must you losers insert "cuck" into everything. Cuckoldry is much more uncommon than you incels believe and it's also healthy and fine.

At times I wish I had a Janet to talk to me
But in the workplace, I would dream of throat fucking her decapitated head because that shit gets old when you are trying to work

Pretty good my man

Checking out now, see you tomorrow

i actually fuck plenty of married women user

>Alright everyone who wants lunch put their choice on the wheel
>*spins wheel*
>Nice Chipotle, alright everyone tell me what you want in the groupchat and it's Chad's turn to pickup
Fucking neets here jesus christ

>cuckoldry is healthy and fine

I can tell you’ve failed at life