/brit/

*takes you down*

You don't know me cunt

my night shift finishes in 17min and i'm gonna jerk off to asian street meat

desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/brit/
good threads these

>jerk off

fuck off yank

nice vpn

heard thailad volunteers as the cameraman for some of them

DDDD: I thought thailad was nice!

why is brit full of bitch made pussy ass niggas?

sorry, wank

thats his alter ego daliaht

cunt shitface cunt

wish limmy was my mate

Bin toilers making a racket outside

who wants my attention???

call the kind a bender

still really don't care

me

King is a bender

oh my days bruv

might strangle a mexican

So for the new Pokemon games set in the UK, they've come up with new versions of some Pokemon. Including a Weezing that wears a top hat and has smoky facial hair like a turn of the century industrialist.

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arse bollock felch

nigger

i would be infinitely happier if i was born as a retarded medieval serf

*savagely attacks you with a zombie machete*

howling at the mentally ill toilers scurrying about like rats outside

grim sad little freaks

time to fire up the ol' sjw cringe compilations and slowly nod off

Shut the fuck up

*throws the book at you*

Blimey think I may of killed another hooker. Nobody tell Interpol, cool? Already got MI:5 in me bum for raping those kids in Bedford.

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Seething wagie

saleel sawarim

Think Thailad's account has been hacked

i don't have any friends

Dick head show some respect

probably because you make shit posts

shiteel shitarim

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im an angry young person

im an american and im fucking ANGRY

is it monday today

they really are grotty cretins

HALF of all humans are female??
That doesn't seem right

I like Halal things

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cute girl

I'm a very calm person

This is Muhammad Rafiq.

Yesterday, when a white supremacist terrorist tried to carry out Christchurch-style massacre in a Norway Mosque, this 75 year old jumped on him, held him in a chokehold and sat on him till police arrived.

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Possibly

youtube.com/watch?v=0FnudiRMnN8

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might do something drastic

might grab a womans arse

Such as?

might go cRAZY

hungry

might go to the grocery store and buy some 2% milk

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they never thought i could, but ive done it lads

What's the other 98%?

might eat some pecan pie
might buy a new car
might ask for a promotion
might kill a squirrel
might take out my trash
might steal some bubblegum

More drastic than plotting to kill the king of Siam? Cos that's what I'm doin bruv

YA HEAR THAT THAI AUTHORITIES??

*starts smashing the gaff up*

/cum/

i never gave a fuck about what niggas thought about me

look im just gonna say it, i dont really like skinny birds no matter how peng, like my girls average looking and slighty chubby tbqh

>any milk but whole/vitamin D milk

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might punch this faggot in his bitch face

mexican

Cor big fan of redheads me

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might eat some sushi but not pay for it
might travel to oklahoma
might buy some records off ebay
might buy a puppy then let it go free
might drink a beer
might carpool instead of driving
might have sex with my friends gf

might read some posts
might not

might report his posts
might say FOY

been sitting on a pencil for an hour

might sleep on the roof of my house
might play a game of golf
might go to a concert
might steal a motorcycle
might buy a shirt

the worst thing about these hours is that you're forced to read the shitty posts

might go to jury duty dressed as a nazi

easily the richest person here

Look how fucking pleased he is to get away with it lmao

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Loooool

diego my son

Got let off jury duty by telling the truth. I said I had no self esteem and was completely spineless so I'd agree with whatever the others told me to vote regardless of the evidence.

might sneak into the white house and take a poo in the oval office and blame it on the presidents dog

hola diego

I want to witness the British empire in all it's glory, I will never get this feeling now

dog just cacked in my office
fuming

Gonnae play it like a damn fiddle lads

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might go to taco bell and ask for a cheeseburger and demand they make one for me

Might put some spice on my cornflakes