/brit/

>supposed to message first
>all they ever say is "hey"

do a pic please x

Gonna go grab two pretzel sticks from Anna's desk and I'm gonna be real selective

"Can I pencil you in for a dick appointment?"

not tinder mate

women are a meme

kys

if you are seriously considering having a daughter, then you haven't thought about it logically

lads
want to off myself but as my final action I want to dedicate it to you lot
what's a way that would get me the most (You)'s
don't want to kill anyone in the process

Quite simply Part and Parcel of the World Famous London Experience !

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hey? more hayley!

>incel small cock virgin

literally all me

One of these “””””classy””””” lasses I bet
Don’t think dick jokes will work here

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get them out NOW

*enters thread*

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12 inch deep pan inferno pizza down the hatch

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Not bad, could do something like "Hey...ley"!

Or maybe "Howdy" which could seem ironic-cool to a Brit

>Brown man replying in the old

State

Just got into the peanut M&Ms again. "Pantry size" indeed...

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Bit of a know it all me

bum is sore

if you ever wanna know why some races fare better than others compare takeaway service

every jerk chicken place i've ever ordered from they don't answer the phone, they take half an hour to confirm on just eat, you get an angry jamaican lady ring you shouting "WHAT YUH FI WANT" even though you already ordered it, they're an hour late, they can't follow simple satnav directions and get lost, it's embarrassing

hush up rorke

>went into the chippy,ordered 2 things
>first thing is cooked and put on the side
>while waiting for second thing, they sell the first thing to a customer that walks in
>second thing is ready, have to wait 15 minutes for first thing to be cooked again
does this happen to anyone else? what a fucking piss take

got a party bucket in the cupboard as we speak
575grams
nigh on 3000 calories
price? a miserly $10
it should be outlawed

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Walking over a no 7.5 tonnes allowed bridge

Wish me luck

shut yuh rasclart mout tyrone palmer

it's because you look like a sad act and they know you wouldn't make a fuss

yeah but ethnic food is so TASTY so we should let hundreds of millions of uneducated africans in to our country!!!

Setting up a dating profile, would appreciate if you fellas checked my bio:

Hello! I'm [ ]. Just your average [ ] year old really, studying [ ] and giving it my all! I'm also a huge health NUT.
I love almonds, pistachios and macadamia nuts. I also like hiking, rides through the country, and writing; poetry usually.
I strongly dislike fat people and I hate women(not gay, just find them annoying).

If anything about me interests you feel free to message me!

you ain't the devil blud you're a human being

Girls piss me off. They piss me THE FUCK OFF

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Been a long time coming, happened about 30min ago! I'm 31, and although very straight acting, I have fantasized about doing it for years. Off and on with Grindr but no luck. Decided to download it again tonight and found this fit 33 year old only a mile away. We talked for a bit. Told him I was interested in sucking dick, bottoming and getting rimmed. I told him about my lack of experience and he was all cool with it. Almost chickened out but we decided to take tonight slow and see what happens.

So I show up at his house and I'm completely nervous. He greets me at the door and takes me upstairs. As I put my stuff down I can see his bulge out of the corner of my eye, hiding behind a thin layer of shorts. He takes them off to reveal a sexy half hard cock. I was still nervous but at that moment I said 'fuck it'and grabbed it. I might have been spoiled with my first but this guy had a great cock. 7-8", cut, and thick. It was weird grabbing another cock but I could feel myself getting hard. I'm on my knees and he askes me "what do you wanna do with daddy's cock?". Earlier, I told him I fantasized about calling another man daddy while I blow him, but even with this I was still surprised to see my cock instantly twitch. In that moment I realized it was go time. I lunged my head forward with my tongue out, catching my first drop of precum, and my first taste of dick.

I must have gotten too excited bc after only a minute of licking and teasing the head, I opened my mouth and took almost the whole cock. Had about 6-7 inches in and the head pressing against the back of my throat. If I felt a gag coming I'd pull off and use a trail of spit to stroke him. All he kept saying was 'there's no way this is your first cock', which honestly made me feel proud! He stopped me after 30 seconds of massaging his cock with my throat bc he didn't wanna cum yet. So we did a little slow paced face fucking

imagine going on 'nights out' beyond the age of 18

is pretty tasty desu

It's time to smash Rorkes and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum

One exclamation mark would suffice

fingered her round back scunthorphe aldi

...

Rebecca Ryan? She's on Casualty now

might go for a drive along the coast

you ain't ever ate ackee and saltfish in your life blud you moist milky faced don

get off vent or i'll have you bent

Ayo stop the thread a minute, I got something to say
/brit/, I wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fuckin weed is in me

just got a phone call from jammer

rorke overloading the JustEat app

I did make a fuss though, I told him he shouldn't have done it and he shrugged at me. Obviously won't be going there again but it's not the only place this has happened at.

if you knew what was good for you you wouldn't do that

rate the holiday setup

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doubt you've ever had a tikka masal fish mate

*attaches issue of Daily Mail to a fishing line*
Hear rorkey rorkey

once went to a jamaican restaurant, was filled with n-words. never again.

back from driving

hate driving me

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What's happened to the whore of the show? She fuck with the father of her boyfriend.
I don't remember her name

I wish I didn't discover that show in 2004... That shit ruined my childhood.

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Big up his chest

I regret that when 190cm master race was here earlier, I did not ask him for sage advice

I fear that will be the last time we ever see him desu

want to marry amarna miller and have babies together

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never tried jamaican/caribean food just seems like bbq stuff am i missing out or nah?

>5'9"
>217lbs
why are western leaders such fat fucks

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Take coke senpai

is rorke a Jow Forums nazi or your average dm reading boomer? not much overlap between those demographics.

Why my posts are deleted?

driving? bit of me that

Same.
Fucking scum, the lot of them.

University challenge on

rorke is whoever leftypol dislikes

middle aged rorkes with money eat and drink as they please

Despite all my rage
I am still just a Rorke on min wage

Wow classic name reserve in 2 hours and I have no idea what class or race to play

Anyone here want a munchie box?

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Rebecca Atkinson, i wanked to her too

ded?

just have sex for crying out loud

wish they would all die of a heart attack as i please

sincerely HATE fat """"people""""

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need garlic mayo poured all over that bad boy

>that nose
>that face

Is she really british?

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youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo
yep, this is based

what else would she be?

guys, friends and I are drafting a semi-political podcast as a side project, struggling to think of a good name tho

Irish phenotype

He's 6'2 and 240lbs and looks obese but I'm 5'11, 230lbs and I look fit. Interesting

He's on dat dere Dreamer Bulk

raaaaaaaah warra peng ting

RORKE SPOTTED PICKING UP GAMER FUEL(full sugar coke)

I REPEAT, RORKE SPOTTED OUTDOORS

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yeah it's spicy bbq but just different, dunno how to describe it

youtube.com/watch?v=lQwTaDWot88
youtube.com/watch?v=Hf244LCkkLc

um, trump's physician said he was one of the healthiest, if not the healthiest man he's ever seen

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bought a thing that was meant to be put away for xmas for someone but might use it myself

Hmmm how about...Chapo Trap House

would be so funny if Trump died of a heart attack live on camera

made some belter of posts yet got no replies