>"the internet was made when you were little? woooww! what did you do on it dad?"
"the internet was made when you were little? woooww! what did you do on it dad?"
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Well for starters, I used better punctuation than that.
it helps give a feel of the conversation, plus I can't be bothered
I used to share and save pictures of little girls just llike you!
It helps it look like it was said all by one person, so it makes less sense. That's about it.
this is where i bought you
>well, sweaty, i bought your mother on the internet
>I remember having a folder on my computer dedicated to this very muscular man who was called Gigachad
Jerk off to girls that were slightly older than you
>limewire
who else has seen some shit?
I talked to doctors from Sudan. That’s a country that used to exist before it got absorbed by the Caliphate of Saudigyptia
Overdramatic retard
why? he's right, we're already cucked to death by the saudi-egyptian-emirati axis and they dictate the military council policy. The massacre at the sit-in was committed after the two heads visited those countries
I made a lot of people and americans really angry
me, years ago
Hmm it seems like someone’s not a fan of their future. Don’t forget to hand over more of your islands to pay your debnts. Those poor Saudis are going to need all the land they can get.
I had intellectual discussions with sophisticated gentleman from all over the world about modern culture
Talk to pedophiles on AOL Kids.
baiting pedos was always a good time
shame we were too young to profit from it
I went on Newgrounds and played Orgasm Girl.
Anyone else ever go back and read forum posts during 9/11? It's hilarious as fuck to see that we were memeing the pictures of the deadliest terrorist attack in the world the same way we memed the Paris shit while it was happening a couple years ago.
I heard the harsh shrieking of the 56k modem opening our AOL connection, monopolizing the phone lines.
I watched a dark glittery background shimmer with dancing gifs in the depths of Geocities.
All these... moments will be lost... in time... like tears... in rain.
you too?
And this of course
I remember when I first saw the Internet. I thought it was useless and stupid. It started being interesting after Google came out
Wonder if there were any hot older ladies prowling on younger girls like that, just as a joke haha
>the internet was made when you were little?
No, it already existed but only nerds used it.
Why would I be ashamed of what I do today when my life choice led to having a daughter?
>implying I wouldn't force my hypothetical wife to abort if it was a girl, with or without her consent and knowledge
>well sweetie, let's look at Daddy's Jow Forums USB drive, I've had it for 28 years!
>But first i need to, uh, check if all files are working right, on my own
I pretended to be gay because it was the only chance at intimate contact in my life at the time haha I'm glad that part of my life is over and I'm happily married
I posted pictures of african penises on an imageboard
Ask not for whom the pool closes, it closes for thee.