Big Breakfast edition
/brit/
lads
*struts into the thread*
ancient gimmick revival
ting is when coming off a drug binge i could eat all that as well
haha
*runs up and kicks you into the next garden*
*enters thread*
lads
cringe shit, get him janny
I am incapable of seeing a woman and not thinking about sex, usually with her
am I a fiend?
Fuck me, went out and did MD on the weekends and you think you're Peter Doherty
if that bald cunt doesn’t start bernardo this week there’s gonna be fucking trouble
>Anorexic with bolt-ons
Which of your own body fluids have you tasted?
Me
>tears
>blood
>snot
>semen
>sweat
Wish that lolly was my bellend.
no theres this thing called evolution
this HAS to be bait
>tears
>snot
>sweat
>blood
>fanny juice
thread theme
i love seeing people flirt with each other confidently in movies
its so cute
wish there was a youtube channel i could watch that was just couples recounting how they met and their cute first date stories
not a psycho btw
remember when the start of every single thread was filled with 10-15 'opening gimmicks', cara, crayon pop etc.
no one really does it anymore
Leftypol fucking his wife
rorke fucking his anime pillow
Never had the curiosity to drink your own piss?
tattoos look stupid.
>pretending to be female
do miss cara lad, not so much maisie lad
WOOF
more like TYRONE fucking leftypols wife hahahahahahahhahaha
*shags pillow*
looks oddly like mikey
>blood
>semen
Never even thought of trying the others
Choon
x
Nope never
Agree, thank god I never got one. They're for insecure people as well I find.
How do you go from this.
Makes you think doesn't it
Didn't realise he said your own haha oops x
I've drank at least a gallon of my own blood over the years. Have a habit of when I get cut I drink all the blood that comes out then bandage it.
Not a psycho
To this.
deano at the grand national vs deano going for a pint
Sorry for all the times i have been a cunt to you for no good reason
Alri Count Dracula
something an yank school shooter would post
praying to Science
toil tomorrow but wont do any work
(have a method)
Comrades.
Stinks of Quentin this
do you think mass shootings would happen more or less in the UK than yankland if you could buy semi-auto killing machines at ASDA?
went for a 3/4 hour walk around birmingham city centre/canals/digbeth/jewellery quarter etc. earlier today and have just spent a good 30-45 minutes going through the route again on google street view and reliving all of the small conversations i had and amusing things i saw along the way
very autistic i know, anyone else do this?
So true
makes me sick we had a new at 230 posts today
>(have a method)
Wow, that's going way back!
more
going on a tinder date lads
rate the outfit
Give war a chance lads
no there’s no correlation between guns and shootings it’s the leftist media or video games or something
Lol Jow Forums didn't evolve an iota since like 2014. They still post about a proverbial Tyrone and Muhammad raping a Swedish posters sister and taking benefits from the governmwnt.
soon the 1st and 2nd amendment will be gone
love ignoring trip nonces trying to recycle their own shit gimmicks
Youve got wide hips for a man, hope your date appreciates them
what conversations?
beyond 'just that thanks' [when paying for something in a shop], or 'pint of fosters please', what would you say to people?
Reckon Neocastle is where it's at now, London is finished.
I unironically believe we would have more mass shootings proportionally and in absolute numbers
your socks should match the color of your pants
think you forgot your shoes lad hahah x
i live in a totalitarian regime
you coming down from a mephedrone binge that literally produced hydrogen peroxide in your brain, forever destroying your ability to feel happiness
You look like your ready for a business conference. Maybe wear a colourful shirt.
Boo fucking hoo
Mmmm
Where is your wife /brit/? Where is your son and duaghter /brit/?
The desire to wank is coming over me
You look good mate. Interested in seeinng how these virgin freaks will still find negative things to say
oh no!
I want to put my willer in one of Emma Watson’s holes.
Yanks will still be killing each other don't worry
would be alright without the insufferable natives that think they're somehow different to/better than people not from their unremarkable city
>wy ay man, nothing like le toon xDDD
fuck off pal
Yeah, but not so much because of edgy incels. Probably because of little cunts who think they're living in Compton, but are actually living in Essex.
I am too good for modern women.
Volcel until I die.
Is she dead?
Nah mate, its all good.
M-cat is mental.
nice hands I love to zoom in the pic and look at them. hope your date will appreciate them