Ph.D. in Math

>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

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I miss this meme. I haven't seen it in a while

nice larp. You're actually a professor earning 50k/year

>chef at Wendy’s
>make 100k a year
>easy as fuck, set my own hours
>have 10 inch dong

Life is good.

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sweet LARP bro
8/10

>prince wagecuck is still a wagecuck

I am a 36 year old with a PhD in Philosophy. I am $450k in debt and currently working two minimum wage jobs in order to stay alive. I work alongside 18 year olds and whenever they ask about my background I just tell them I've been in prison for a long time, which is less embarrassing than admitting the truth. I am probably the most well-informed Husserl scholar on the North American continent, perhaps in the world. My 1,500 page biography of his life has been rejected several dozen times. No college will take me on since they don't think Husserl is relevant, and that other applicants are therefore pushed to the head of the line. I have had 6 Husserl-related papers published in different journals and philosophical quarterlies, but have earned no money or recognition for having done so. I just moved to Abbeville, Louisiana since there is a job opening at the university in Lafayette and I decided to go all out in order to get it. But I've just found out that my application was rejected and now I'm stuck working at a Wendy's three shifts a week and a Barnes & Noble the rest of the time. I have no wife, no children, and at this point no friends I'm willing to talk to due to the shameful nature of my existence.

man come to europe tech english and fuck those kikes

is this /lit/ pasta

Math professors at actual Universities start at 150K+/yr, it only goes up. I know this 80 year old Math professor that makes 350K teaching, then he also makes money doing research for Lockheed Martin and gets grants from the University to hire PhD students to do the research for him.

Even my high school math teacher all made >50K/yr.

nice, burgerland is paradise for those with knowledge. In my country, a uni math teacher is barely making 10k/year

If this isn't pasta can't you try and work at community college or something?

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This is a nice pasta as well. I like this one.

sorry about that dude, hope you learned the lesson. Philosophy/literature/history and such endeavours are a hobby these days. Get a real skill and once you're comfy get to writing again

omfg i always fall for these stupid pastas
nvm what i said, fuck off

10 years later
youve made 3million
around 30-40% went to taxes if in the US
most of the money would also go to house/car/food and other types of payments
nice

And that's a good thing

my story is way worse and 10X more shameful, and im slamming away at puss.

This was originally posted on /lit/

PhD process breaks you. Do not envy.

It doesn't though. I'm working about 10 hours a week at uni and get paid for full-time. I spend an additional 10 on my research, and I already have enough results to write my thesis after 3 years. I'm waiting though since this job is fucking amazing and I'll stretch it out as long as I can.

hi sergey

math students often have a talent for trading (in particular crypto)

This is a deliciously depressing pasta

>PhD in literally any subject
>any job I want
>$300k starting

It's not really a meme just take a look at Jim Simons or other Quants at wall street. But most mathematicians don't focus on getting rich they focus on things that they found interesting and challenging.

>You
>Ph.D in Nothing
>can't do any job you want
>$0k starting
>posts larp on biz, because life

>offshore underwater rig welder
>no college education
>a few months off a year
>450k starting

kind dangerous but it pays the bills

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Got a PhD in philosophy and then worked in academia for ten years. It's better not to get a job at the start rather than end up in the misery the academic world has become.

This has sparked interest (pun unintended) - what background or experience would give someone an edge?

>welder and fabricator also
>home for the last few days as my lung lining has torn again, it's fucking painful
This shit is slowly killing us though??

FUCK YOU AND THIS GAY MEME
I ACTUALLY GOT A FUCKING MASTERS IN MATH AND I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB EXCEPT TEACHING SOME DUMBASSES IN HIGH SCHOOL

FUCK YOU

>whole career consists of ninety dives before your organs give out

Are you actually good? With a masters of Maths and ANY python knowledge you can be raking in 150k starting + signing bonus + RSUs as a Data Scientist anywhere in USA

Oh forgot to mention the slow loss of hearing and mostly vision aswell, it's only been 15years, only have another 40 to get through, like what the fuck!!

True or any investment banking.
Where did you got your Master and in what area?