Take a shit

Is that a reference to Danish people taking toilet videos?

Don't you guys basically speak the same language?

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dane is supposed to sound like shit, although swedish sounds like being drunk

Nah, swedish sounds like gay sex

We had this thread earlier

"police thought he was danish. He was drunk.

When the man was stopped the police thought he was speaking danish at first, but he was so drunk he could barely speak"

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Know what the american had earlier?
A mass shooting

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>A Dane is walking on a street with a pig
>Random passerby asks: "Where did you get that?"
>"I won him from a raffle", says the pig.

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fucking kek

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imagine a swede sucking dick, then his mother calls and he really need to talk to her, but he dont want to stop sucking dick so he tries to do both at the same time, thats what danish sound like.

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I can't imagine that, can you give me an example?

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Kamelåså!

I think Danish sounds great when singing or at least sounds better than gay Norwegian black metal singers that sounds like that they're getting fucked in the ass.
youtu.be/Kx3GVnR6VzM

just try to facefuck a very talkative girl its pretty much the same

LMAO

test

user, I'm here, what makes you think I've had sex?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE A VIRGIN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes

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>travel to Denmark
>naturally, being American I start sharting everywhere
>Dane next to me says that he was amazed by my fluency and pronunciation

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XD

Fucking hell

Shots fired

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>have sex with a white woman
>swede thanks me for my service

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>Have sex with Jordan woman
>Nike thanks me for the purchase

>have sex with Icelandic woman
>it's not a woman

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ABSOLUTELY HOWLING BOYS

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LITERALLY SHAKING

Is this even Danish? It's so slurred I only get some of it

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it's a norwegian dialect but don't tell the amerishart

>it's a norwegian dialect

So it is Danish

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fugggg i wanted the dane to reply with "but i think it's danish" then i would behead him with my epic rek of "yes exactly"

the band is literally from Denmark.
youtu.be/TyOvj_b3Qpc

S T O P

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>go to denmark
>allah sends me to hell for going near pigs

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how's Nigeria treating you?

>allah sends me
no need, you went there yourself

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we are all pretending to laugh at these right? no one really finds them funny

nice..................

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youtube.com/watch?v=WRb3NEIG3HU

would anyone like a skweehs?

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>be American
>break funny bone
>hospital throws me out for not having health insurance
>get shot

You would know, wouldn't you?

Okay it was funny making fun of Danes but now it's hitting a bit too close to home

>be Iceland
>don't have any ice

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Do you live near a school?

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...I-I live right across from my old high school.

yeah well beer is a lot cheaper over there

Then I guess that why you think there's something hitting a bit too close to home

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Well there hasn't been any shootings at my old school... just a few other things

Like what?

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Well just the 4 years I were there. Some kid from another high school came to our school to hang himself in the tennis courts. School got shutdown for a week because a kid tested positive for swine flu. A bomb threat was made and police, police dogs and the bomb squad was sent out. Police sent back again because someone thought they saw a gun but it was just an ROTC kid with a plastic gun
You know, just boring school stuff

I wish my schools here were like that

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Oh yeah. My favorite teacher got fired the summer I graduated, rumor was he was doing coke. No wonder he was always so energetic at 8:00am in the morning.

>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume

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This is practically animal abuse

>yeets a Dane over my head

d*Nes btfo

Stop bullying us NOW!

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KEK

underrated

>be from greenland
>have no green
no wonder greenlandanon is suicidal

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1565674439597.webm

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But Danes are pigs. I don't understand this joke

Aye good thread, Bois