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Discuss nice ASEAN-related things here. Be friendly to each other, don't piss anyone off, and don't talk about nonsense. We're all friends of culture here.

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Daily reminder that bisaya/tagalog/ilocanus posters are chink psyops meant to foster divide among Filipino people along regional lines.

>bisaya/tagalog/ilocanus posters
>posters
>s
You do know it's one samefagging faggot right?

All posts in this thread must be accompanied by images of asean cuties

Nobody is THAT much of a loser, user. NOBODY.

It’s been nearly two decades since I was circumcised and the scars still itch sometimes (especially after I have sex). One of the biggest mistakes of my life desu.

fuck off pedo

sounds like you got a botched circumcision

Picture was taken two years ago here.

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Burst my sutures prematurely because I had to bust a nut heh heh. Plus the humidity greatly lengthened my recovery time. I pulled out a suture remnant years later. Maybe there’s still some string under the scar folds, it’s only one small part of my foreskin line that itches.

>he didn't give Dr. Goldberg the tip when he was born
Yikes

why, again?

I got circumcised when I was like in sixth grade in Indonesia, my parents are Muslim. They told me I would get a lot of money if I did it. Afterwards I had to freeball in a sarong for three weeks and show people my dick.

Looks like the anti duts rally is working ;)
Nice to see tax money is not getting wasted.

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>he doesn't even have a PC to shi(t)zopost

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Oof wrong pic but still works.

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Who are you talking about?

TIK TOK

TAG

VIS

ILL

biggest think

tulog

I redpilled myself on tagalogs because o him

>when the poster count doesn't increase

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He tells the truth when it comes to how shit bisaýans and ìllucanus truly are.

...

^ enjoy your dead thread

This issue on banning only arose due to public outrage against invasive chinese survey ships. Nobody would have been the wiser if reporters weren't able to find evidence and talk of these ships from the coast guard and CSIS. God knows the scope and damage that the Chinese wrought which the Duterte admin swept under the rug away from the prying eyes of the media. The only thing that the Duterte admin cares about is power, to hell with the truth and other critical issues that the public are unaware of, to hell with the actual welfare of the state and everything good that the constitution could have safeguarded. It is the Dictatorship of Duterte, after all.

just woke up to little nephew banging on my door telling me to change the water gallon

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>living with relatives

they're visiting. I live in my parents' house

Pagi guys. Udah sarapan ka?

>Kuliah jam 7 pagi
>Maksimal keterlambatan 15 menit

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>Agustus
>kuliah

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UGM be like

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Being the best 3 sure is suffering.

Aaaaaaaaaa Fuck arranged marriage, Been blasting Cukup Siti Nurbaya since last night

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How old are you? Are your parents really that desperate?

25 this year, No probably busines's based marriage don't know the exact term of it

How thot is she?

Can't you say no? And arranged marriages are still a thing there?

Arranged marriage is always a thing for a merchant family since the first.

What if she's 9/10 hot af?

>Oh Cukup siti nurbaya yg mengalami pahitnya dunia. Hidupku kamu damaikan semua takkan....ada yg bisa memaksakan jalan hidup yg kan kutempuh..Dengarkan manusia yg terasah oleh falsafah ..saat katanya itu bukan dogma.
Based Surabayan band

Do you even know who you're getting married to? And why don't you know the details? Aren't you the actual person getting married? Don't you have the right to know?

You know what? Just impregnate your sister and she will be your sister-wife instead of some random thot.

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is this his sister? Hot desu, 10/10 would steal from him.

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Haven't meet her yet senpai. will have a lunch with her and her dad this noon
Percuma hot klo g ada rasa
I agreed with the meeting out of courtesy since she and her dad coming from another island but i'm going tell her the truth that i have a promise with another girl.

D..d..delete that pic naw

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daily reminder

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Tell us how it goes and explain your side.

Ashhiaap it's probably planned all along since we have a branch company in Balikpapan, Her family is also coming from East Kalimantan

yikes.

Shut up and fuck your sister

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Gua best 3 masih libur nih

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kelas kambing

pengen mati gan

I want to fuck and cuddle with a cute boy

>mangapanda

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Same, but I never got itchy, because I haven't had sex.

So, I'm going to buy a new laptop within range of 300$. I need it for matlab, programming, Photoshop, browsing. I have two options, hp joy 2 (14-cm0091) which basically offers amd A4-9125, 4gb ram, ssd 128GB and the other is hp 14-cm0101, same specifications but with 1TB HDD. Should I just buy yhe the one with ssd, and then use my the hdd from my old laptop as external hdd (or replace the dvd rom for hdd? I heard you can do this with asus x45)? Or should I just buy the one with 1TB HDD, then buy ssd later, replace the hdd with ssd, use the 1TB hdd as external hdd (or like my previous option)?

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Ashiapnesia

Do you have keloids? Just found out that’s what that kind of scar tissue is called. I’m seriously considering surgery, the irritation can get really annoying.

MIII SEEEDDDAAAPPP
SEEMMUAAA SUKKKAAAA

Yes, that's what it's called.
>surgery
Try consulting a doctor. Surgery is probable if your scar isn't that big (it might reappear but bigger), but your doctor might give you a lotion instead. For my case, my doctor injected my keloid with some medicine, and slowly it disappears.

What did japan mean by this in a children's show?

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Overrated and lack of varieties. You can find all kind of soto flavors on Indomie. Also mie sedap white curry taste like shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zkj_NHie5LM
Post comfy song.

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>indomie
>mie sedap
>noodle wars

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RIP borcay
The dutz gov closed it down for 6 months and wasted 40+ bil of our tax money for rehabilitation this to be the norm. smfdh

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based japs teaching kids important stuff from young age
we should have something similar in upin ipin

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laper

>niki
does she get radio plays here? she doesn't seem to be very well known
btw she still looks like a high schooler

Overrated
Come to El Nido Palawan bros

Gaga > Supermi > Indomie = ABC > Mie sedaap

I don't think so, unless genfm is getting back to their hipster era again. They're only playing popular songs now.
She is really underrated in this country.

how did she even become a thing again?

How are the Ivatans perceived in the Philippines?

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She's Lisa blackpink's friend as far as I know. I only know her when it gets on my recommendation video lists though.

Call me brother from now on.

tes

Would steal.

Tell us about your oil industry

Going strong, soon will flood the world with oil starting with the Philippines.

gib indonesian navy gf

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>tfw have to fly back to Bali for a family wedding
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANT TO HEAD BACK.

My Wife Chino is so cute.

Cocoa is cuter and better, and so is Rize.

no, best is Chiya

hmm...

ayen...

wadidaw

Pengen isep kontol

Childish Gambino sucks and can't make good music

Inferior to Chino and not half as cute as Aoyama.

>20 years old
>8/10 for her look
>Taking college in univ Mulawarman Samarinda semester 5
>Have cheerful and understanding personality
>Had a boyfriend through highschool (i was assuming she had a boyfriend before since she's not that timid around other guy, turned out it's true)
She took a liking of me at first but backed down since I've told her that a girl was being hurt over this arranged meet up and knowing we are being alone together, She thanked me for being honest and told me that i have to introduce that girl to my parents so they wouldn't do unnecessary thing like match-making meet up, I asked her a help and permission that she has a guy that she loves to already as an excuse for this failed match-making. She didn't mind at all and said good luck for my romance.
Come near her irl and i would erase your genetic and it's trace upon the surface of this earth

>I've told her that a girl was being hurt over this arranged meet up and knowing we are being alone together,
Your sister?

Too late, my genetics is already in your sister

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Are you sure this isn't too much of an information