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Did you know queen Victoria had a pet nogger?

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NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND OR SEX LADS

alcohol and hard drugs

You use English and everybody here understands it, isn't it strange to you?

i seek oblivion in the bottle

Honestly? Same.

this tbqhdl

alcohol is unironically a hard drug and prob one of the hardest out there la'

same
im in pain every day. im suffering every day.

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Howling

youtu.be/3rTPnctrJCM

youtube.com/watch?v=UJ8dyZUBf4E

Nonce.

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How so?

Not clicking 'owt

yeah you're right, dunno why i phrased it like that
nothing i despise more than boomers that say 'drugs are degenerate!!' but that they're the same people like my toilberg that arrive at toil in the morning like AAAAAAARGH IM ABSOLUTELY GAGGING FOR A COFFEE WAAAH I NEED A COFFEE IN MY SYSTEM NOW!!!
these people are literal junkies

foreign accent syndrome is completely made up. woman is just mentally deranged

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he's a sour livershitter ignore him

Imagine being a proper lick arse at work and not going on your phone or /brit/ when there's fuck all to do haha. Can't relate

Massive tune mental to think it’s 10 years old

youtu.be/IUGzY-ihqWc

accelerate this mess so we can explode and start fresh

just want a gf who likes dogs, wine, gin and harry potter

Corrrrrrrrrrr

youtu.be/3ZERImJyRaY

ngl i only feel emotion in the day time after a coffee for about an hour before i need another coffee

yh coffee is a messed up one as well

so any woman over 40?

Most who say they like that though don't even like that, they're completely baseless. They just prefer whats going on in the moment because its hip to stay up with current events. It's a disgrace

not him but when he says
>gang crime is moving out of the urban, and into the countryside
he's referring to the practice of 'county lines'
it's basically when urban gangs from london, birmingham, manchester, liverpool etc. move into small rural towns and take over the drug markets
usually involves sending young lads into these towns under the order of olders and taking over a crackhead's house to use as a base, and taking over the local drug business

Shite

have a gf but she does my head in so i cheat on her then feel bad

ah yes

>open the bathroom door
>see this
wat do?

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Starting to think a caliphate isn't such a bad idea

Business idea: A YouTube board

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Apparently I've gained weight but I look a lot skinnier AND i've gone for a poo?

phwoar wouldn't mind a bit of that
what's her name?

Sounds like a South African accent.

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Do shoulders

Nonce.

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Knock his lights out

Hardly skipping the urban, the city is where the real $$$ is

dubs names the turd i just shot out of my ass

boobs lads
youtube.com/watch?v=ETaKPLOMqvM

this genuinely hasn't been given the media coverage it deserves
but it's also because no one's even that surprised

2bh county lines isn't really that much of an issue, idk why police make out as if it is.

it's just a more evident food chain if anything.

what im trying to say is how 'county lines' is a very 2019 buzzword.

>brother... we meet again

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>Many in Europe referred to Great Britain as "Perfidious Albion", suggesting that it was a fundamentally untrustworthy nation. People compared Britain and France to ancient Carthage and Rome, respectively, with the former being cast as a greedy imperialist state that collapsed, while the latter was an intellectual and cultural capital that flourished:
>The republicans knew as well as the Bourbons that British control of the oceans weighed in Continental power politics, and that France could not dominate Europe without destroying Britain. "Carthage"—vampire, tyrant of the seas, "perfidious" enemy and bearer of a corrupting commercial civilization—contrasted with "Rome", bearer of universal order, philosophy and selfless values.

>girls who like """"raving""""
>girls who like shitty indie pop songs
>girls who think theyre more attractive than they are
>girls who shag about and then think theyre hot shit
>girls who think theyre working class and think they understand what life is like on a council estate after not paying their phone bill for a month

fucking hate them

wish I could transmit the smell of me nob through /brit/ posts

once had the pleasure of meeting alan at a charity do once, he was down to earth and VERY funny

Queer, Demisexual, Non-binary, Single, 5’ 4”, Curvy

White, Agnostic, Smokes marijuana sometimes, Smokes cigarettes sometimes, Drinks sometimes, Doesn’t do drugs, Vegan, Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them, Libra

bellend smells like skips

No point in wasting energy hating them, just be stoic and live your life bro

>old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/cpiaq0/disturbing_video_taken_in_shenzhen_just_across/

are you ready for Tienanmen 2.0?

bellend smells like a skip

God forbid

no point in being stoic and living your life, just hate them bro

>Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Thank God...

We need a blog board for homealone

you're unironically talking about the majority of attractive females there if not 99%.

Tattoos ruin women
youtube.com/watch?v=dQCXJURbXmQ

bellend smells like Skip

i am normally just talking about hatred for dating and women gets me riled up from time to time, especially that last one

Yeah winds me up too sometimes, everything you mentioned strike a chord with me

Didn't give a shit about 1.0

i know, all the good ones are taken

190 children molested

>gen z consumerist gamer bugmen
>stoic
good luck lol

skips smell like bellends

youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

ow the edge

>girls who think theyre more attractive than they are
actually this is just ironic cope

in my genuine life, i think i've only ever spoke to one attractive female with a good personality

Did the bugs get sprayed yet

Who you callin a gamer bugman

watching the expanse post toil

pragmatism not idealism

Need a board for chinks

Just Lol at people who think being a strict top is gay, no it’s just for fun and just for pleasure

If anything it makes you more straight. There’s nothing more aloha and masculine than completely sexually dominating another man making him your sissy slave fucktoy

yeah but there's a lot more competition selling in urban areas and a lot more police presence
the county lines method has became popular for the ease and they also work on trying to get more people hooked on drugs in these rural towns to increase the customer base
county lines has been going on for years but only reached the news in the past couple years as it gets worse
you only start listening to UK rap a year ago but i've been listening to references about 'sending a man to country' since 2006

a tad on the nose ngl

explain
i wouldnt shag most girls that act like this
and bare in mind two girls have told me i am the best looking bloke they've ever seen

Awful show, want BSG back. Simple as.

it good?

Have you virgin creeps that fetishize trannies cause you’re shut-ins ever seen trannies IRL? Its beyond disgusting and creepy. straighten tf out.

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>dude complex issues boiled down to one specific thing lmao
hmmmmm shant

A university is banning the sale of burgers to try to fight global warming.

Goldsmiths, University of London, is removing all beef products from sale - and charging a 10p levy on bottled water and single-use plastic cups.