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t. Solomon Rosenblatt

me? munching on some maryland cookies with a brimming pint of milk, yourself?

In a one night stand, the man uses the women as an onahole and the women uses the man as a dildo. The volcel is free of such dehumanisation and we must imagine him happy.

portmanteaus are lindy

nothing makes me want to break up with the gf more than browsing through aesthetic blogs and making me desire a gorgeous model gf

haven't the slightest clue what that means.

based and maryland pilled

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guess you're not 'with it'
you're behind the times
not online enough
lurk more, fucking boomer.

might go mental and do something i'll regret

Being in a relationship and looking at porn is like being a modern day swinger.

don’t know if I’m a volcel or an incel to be honest. i make zero effort with women and don’t care about sex. at the same time, i probably wouldn’t have much success if i tried.

>lindy meme
cringe, go back to twitter before i bust a nut in dat azz frfr bruh moments 2k19 swag

two broad terms don't accurately describe you? fascinating.. fascinating
*turns and talks to the guy with the funny shirt*

did this the other day bought 2 red bulls and chugged them. needless to say i was a wild boy for the rest of the day and only got one, yes you heard me correctly, hour of sleep

I'm 19/82 pure english haplotype

aryans come from hyperborea and anglos come from atlantis

my mum would go sick if she thought i did something like that, you nutter

anglos come from lemuria

fucking love this gimmick and wish it would crop up more often within threads

Everyone these days seems fucking depressed. Always talking about their fucking depression and boring anxiety. Getting pretty sick of it desu, I feel happy most of the time and want people to stop bringing me down

anglos are for doggerland

the modern white race constituted the fifth root-race upon a planet that was passing through the fourth cosmic round, so that an upward process of spiritual advance lay before mankind. She called this fifth root-race the Aryan race and claimed it had been preceded by the fourth root-race of Atlanteans, which had
largely perished in a flood that submerged the mid-Atlantic continent. The three earlier races of the present planetary round were proto- human, consisting of the first Astral root-race, which arose in an
invisible, imperishable and sacred land, and the second Hyperborean
root-race which had dwelled on a vanished polar continent. The third
Lemurian root-race had flourished on the continent of Lemuria that
once lay in the Indian Ocean. It was probably due to this race's position at or near the nadir of the evolutionary cycle that Blavatsky
charged the Lemurians with racial diversity mixing entailing a kind of Fall and the breeding of monsters and inferior race

if you look at the modern world and don't get depressed by it there's something wrong with you desu

>depression

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could not care less

what makes you happy mate
I’d love to hear it, and I mean that in the least sarky way possible

Was anyone else a Fuzzbuzz kid?

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Both just as bad as each other.

was FIFA 99 the GOAT soundtrack?

youtube.com/watch?v=3SI4pgwCVs0

always been a fan of gritty late 90s/y2k dance music in football games, always goes with football, a lot better than the shite from the mid/late 00s onwards

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Sae am ah daein' it richt ah lik' tae learn seendle languages. Sae howfur am ah daein' mukkers.

the worst thing about Jow Forums puritans is their weird conflation of 'degeneracy' with anything fun. they'll say drinking, parties and sex is 'degenerate' even though a big portion of Western civilisation is quite literally built on drinking, parties and sex. all about that Dionysus lifestyle

it's just bitter jealousy

Western civilisation was also built off of the backs of black people. Are you suggesting we should still be alright with them? No, didn't think so, so shut your gob.

cats in the bag lads

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Life is, and always has been very difficult and full of pain. We could all just give up and sit around being depressed and anxious or we could do something perhaps? Would you rather live now, or as a peasant 500 years ago.
I had a moment about 7 years ago, a total flick of a switch moment. From one day to the next I stopped caring about most shit. If you have a problem solve it, if you can't solve it shelve it til you can. Unless you've done something evil, regret nothing, everything you do has value. Even if the value is simply learning from an embarrasing mistake. I've stopped giving a shit about the bad and so enjoy the good in life. I'm miserable sometimes sure, but it passes. I don't try or aim to be happy. To sum it up, it be how it be

but don’t cry through your despair
i wonder if the lord still cares for us niggas on welfare?

Have a strong mental urge to wank but my cock won't comply

Lol no it wasn’t you fucking mong

This is a scots thread noo

My uni card broke tonight. I called the guards to let me in and asked for a temporary card. They said it was too much effort to "get the computer going" at this time at night and suggested I just don't smoke for the rest of the night or put a shoe in the door so I can get back in.

This is what I'm paying £400 month for.

where's Doug?

>Smoking in 2019

Was a bit.

>wearing shoes in 2019

extremely unAmerican post

why are you in student halls in august

I've been smoking since Year 8, back when the world hadn't gone to shit in 2005, and I don't intend on stopping now. That's beside the point anyway, I paid for this room, and access to and from it. This uni entered into a contract. It doesn't matter if the reason I went out this room was to go cartwheeling, the uni is still obliged under contract to provide me with access back in.

it's 1 or 2 am there, if you feel the need to smoke at that time you are a loser

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WHERE'S DOUG

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You went outside cartwheeling?

A dinnae ken whaur doug is!

Stayed over summer. Tried to find a job, couldn't. Also my Mother has moved back in with my Nana and Grandad, which means 5 people stuck in a 3 bedroomed house, no room for me.

Why? I'm probably going to up until 5 and I'm mildly drunk, no reason I shouldn't smoke.

'e's oon de skag

>drinking and smoking alone at 2am
sad

No, I'm saying if that's the reason I wanted to exit it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, I paid them for this room and access to it.Therefore, I have the right to enter or exit as I please, whatever time, regardless of whether or not they "want to boot up the computer".

I bet her braps stink.

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Yawn yawn yawn

Sad yes, but nothing I can do about it.

Urr ye learning scots tae?

Why would you go outside cartwheeling in the middle of the night?

this post makes no sense. a late night cigarette if you're in the middle of school work is totally understandable and not uncommon at all

doing a lift

you could always stop drinking and smoking at 2am, reckon that's an option

just prop the door open with something autismo supreme

>2am
>late night
late night ends at 12 buddyboy

I don't. But it shouldn't matter.

No its not an option. I paid for this room.I'm free to go and come as I please.

oi red trenspottin back een th dey, naw em flooent

you've no business smoking and drinking that late. go to bed you fat hippy.

cnbc.com/2019/08/12/verizon-sells-tumblr-to-wordpress-owner-six-years-1point1-billion-deal.html

Yahoo bought tumblr in 2013? That's 6 years ago lads

Swear it was like 2 years ago.

That's what the guard said, but a) that's not an official solution (in fact it goes against university campus rules about leaving doors open) and they'll deny any responsibility if something goes wrong, maybe even get mad at me when THEY told me to do it and b) my roommates might dislodge it.

How come did ye learn it? fur fin?

going out for my nightly cartwheel

its shite being scottish

nae it wis 6

its shite living on this island

How come dae ye think that?

am won sixtainth scootish wantae spaik loik mae grate granda

just cartwheeled down the street but accidentally kicked a cop on my way down and got shot. bleeding out. reckon this will be my last post in /brit/.

How'd it break?

A'm sure she's gey proud o' ye weel dain!

hopefully you're the fat Mexican that thinks he's Italian

I want to smell the underside of Emma Watson (ie the area between her legs). Bet there are a lot of interesting smells there.

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Which you should be entitled to do if you paid the contracted price for a room.

General wear and tare. I had the card for two years and most of the paint faded off it. It developed a fissure and for about a month I managed to get back in by forced it back together, but eventually it gave up on me.

fell on it while cartwheeling

Maybe you shouldn't have lost your key card, you degenerate addict

I didn't lose it: it developed a fissure over the course of two years, probably from being flexed in my pockets.

shocking state of affairs when people start getting it in their head that they can just cartwheel about whenever they like

Put it in your wallet like a normal person