Guy's I'm already 31 and I have no job. I'm too old to start over...

Yeah I’m in the same spot. 30yo newt about to turn 31. I’m just going to join the boarder patrol and hope to do my 20years and get an ok pension

If you can take a hit and can go without seeing a doctor if youre injured, start boxing or UFC wrestling. Lose a few pounds so youre in the weightclass under your normal weight and bully some manlets. For the manlets that can fight, use your iron jaw to outlast them, probably lose,and still collect a check.
If you can cleverly schedule about 20-30 fights or so and win most of them, you can cross over into the professional realm where you can get your ass beat by pros for a relatively big payday. Then use that payday money to flip stocks and crypto for the rest of your days.

Hahahahahahah BOOMERS BTFO

FIRST YOU FUCK THE REAL ESTATE MARKET, THEN JOBS,THEN MURRKA AND NOW YOU FUKKED YOURSELVES
HAHAHAHS

wtf did you do for 10 years?

get a real skill faggot

30 year old boomer reporting in. Just started on a bachlor degree. Never too old. I'm the oldest one i class. I know more than any of those shitkids combined. This is fucking eez mode. Also the grils love me, since I'm too old to give shit anymore.

Suck dick

you'll just be a middle aged guy with no real work history or experience competing with younger college grads.

this, youngfags don't understand, women want grown man dick

little 18 year olds can't compete

And how many of those have you banged?

I have work experience in the field I'm studying, and know I'll be very attractive when I graduate because of that. But my point is that even if you lack experience, it's not too late too study. You'll have ha ton of advantage just because of your age

can't wait for WW3 with Russia when all you youngfags get sent off to the Eastern Front and I'll be here fucking your tight little 20-something gf

Forgot to add: Suck my dick!

US doesn't give a shit about russia anymore. Go watch some peter zeihan videos. We are about to pull out of the europe and let if fend for itself. we have no further interests there besides the UK.

This is so true! And the redpill is it's not actually about the age. It's about your mannerism and attitud, which most often improve by age.

He's right. Our only hope now is full blown socialism

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basically kys and hope for a better respawn

or dont have high expectations in life (be content with wageslaving and creature comforts, maybe the occasional drug binge here and there)

OP is a typical roastie of the professional world
>fuck around for pleasure till 30, then try settle for scraps while still clamouring for the high life

>gf is about to turn 30 and just started on her final 3-4 years towards getting her degree (master's of fine arts) so that she can teach
>i'm about to turn 44, have neither a career nor a degree, am almost out of money and moving out of this rental this month, but the next place & job appear to have fallen through, and am all-in on the s t I n k I e s t crypto on the market
You still have time, young ones.

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What’s the alternative, college? 50k debt then make 30k a year

hung out.

t. Gonna have his gf's pussy getting stretched by my big fat dick while he's getting beat up by Vladimir

Dont live in a shit country, I only have 18k in debt after finishing my degree and I did something useful and networked and did co-ops so I make 50k a year to start with guaranteed promotions and raises.

you forgot crime is an option.

>50k
cute

>tfw dating a qt azn gf who is a software engineer and will get to be a stay at home dad
i've made it lads

You realize that 30 year old people aren't the actual boomers that did all this, right?

I live in Canada so that's a lot, our wages are low as shit compared to America.

This is basically me. I'm 29. Live at home. I've spent more time being a NEET than holding a wage cuck job. I need to make fast. I don't even have any investment just paper and silver. I'm going to buy some BTC. Fuck it.

yeah, have fun getting your head caved in by ruthless predatory gangsters, or end up getting buttfucked by bubba in prison

succesful criminals are ruthless go getter alpha male psychopaths, not Jow Forums crybabies

fuck you then

COPE

YOU BOOMERS CAN COPE ALL YOU WANT. IT CHANGES N O T H I N G

You guys scare all teen women away and crash parties

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>I can’t do life so I want to burn the world down around me.

Fuck you you weak little boy. Just give me your address and I’ll put you out of your misery...I thought being a jobless leech was “SO AWESOME”

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Can't believe I'm already 30 years old and haven't done anything with my life, don't be a shut-in NEET kids. At least I made a fortune with crypto and I'm pretty much retired

>doing something with your life means working for Mr. Silverstein

grow up

Just buy QNT user.

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Smart user

That's just a bad attitude user even if it's somewhat true.

> We are about to pull out of the europe and let if fend for itself. we have no further interests there besides the UK.
well done user, heard exactly the same from insider analytic. Minus the zero fux part, US is concerned with Russia still

/thread

fuck outta here with your scam coin. Linkies need to die already.

so what?
hitler had nothing and was rotting in jail when he was 34

ZOOMER COPE

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One thing i've learned about getting older is that life is full of inconvenient truths. sometimes you just have to see your situation as it is instead of how you hope it is. only then can you cut your loses and move on.

I'm 30 and I'm learning to code Python.

Try to find the richest girl/guy that'll marry you and be her/his bitch

rich and successful people wouldn't think twice about shitting on me so why should care about them?

lmao as if combat sports arent full of people who have a 10-20 year start ahead of you. get real so yboy

I just started getting my life together last year by starting to learn Japanese. It's the first time I've ever tried to learn anything or wanted to be anything. I want to be a localizer. I'm 30.

i'm gonna give you some boomer tier advice rather than indulge your self pity. you are not going to spontaneously make it, so you have 2 choices; accept it and do things to improve your situation gradually, or give up and off yourself/be depressed for the rest of your life.
the first option is better than the second. gl

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Tldr; memes r not true; you will visit the hentai kingdom but NO ONE WILL FUCK YOU

In Real life school students wont fuck you with their uniforms on. They will actually run away from you irl.

>waste the time in your life where there are the most opportunities
>wtf why can't I make it bros?
if you have spent your whole life eating tendies, fapping to traps and playing vidya on neetbux then you deserve to be poor when it's finally time to work

Their headstart doesnt matter if your goal isnt to win.

>yfw all life is, is starting over

youtu.be/mZxenUmWsac

lmao

t. Nervous 18 year old that doesn't know where to put his hands

TOP KEK

in dec and jan making it spontanously was so fucking close

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I’ll tell you how I made it

>was born rich but was inbued with work ethics and smarts
>spent hs and college working and networking my ass off with a cs degree from Cal
>go straight to hedge fund out of college
>move between hedge funds and PE funds
>marry a PhD wife who makes 200k/year.
>now 30 with first child and combined >1 million in assets, buy a big house, protected by a trust fund.

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>I'll tell you how I made it
>was born rich

stopped reading there

I don't want to live in Japan. I want to translate in America. I don't have a nip fetish either.

I will give you a serious answer. Learn cloud. It's still a new technology that tons of businesses are migrating to so you can get ahead of the curve. Also cybersecurity as there will always be a huge shortage of talent. Both of these fields require about a year of serious study but minimal cost (online training courses). Get certificates. Degree is better but some companies are flexible as long as you know your stuff. If you are too dumb or lazy then you are probably fucked.

>was born rich
stopped reading there.

>mfw 35 yo robotic engineer
>company gets away with paying me minimum wage because if i quit they import a chink at the same wage
>changing jobs would be another 5 years of manual labor

whiskey each night
roll on retirement
too old to rock the boat, got bills to pay

>Guy's I'm already 31 and I have no job. I'm too old to start over,

Incorrect

it's people like you who worry me about having kids when I'm wealthy.
it doesn't seem to matter whatever the fuck the parents do, the kids think they've struggled into wealth even though they're born into it.
as someone whos literally started from the bottom, you have no fucking idea mate
let me know when you was so poor that you literally lost weight profusely because you couldn't actually eat

literally follow the instructions in this image.

also definitely 100% this:

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You aren't dead. Time is up when your are dead.

this is true

They have value. You’re worthless.

Newsflash: up until your generation people cared about the overall betterment and advancement of the human race. YOU are shit that needs to be scraped off of the shoe of society.

yea they have value as tax slaves for the government. that's about it.

If you're 31 you're probably still living off your parents. Or you're a trustfund kid. I suggest you invest into some safe ETF, better yet allow your parents to do it for you.

You can’t see how successful people have value because you are literally trash. You are LITERALLY nothing. Your opinions match your status and this forum is the only place anyone will even see it, much less reply to you. You’re already dead, you are less than nothing, and you know it to be true. Kill yourself or give me your address user, I’ll hive you what you want... you can sleep ALL THE TIME!

t. mentally defected.

There is a ton of infrastructure work-a shit ton of people are getting work directing traffic and general labor for good money.

value is relative. some rich trust fund baby doesn't work or produce anything yet he has more value than a homeless person who also doesn't work or produce anything. if you are trying to define your value in society by what you contribute to this fraudulent system then you will never understand that. like i said. get back to work. and pay those taxes. goyim.

I'd start by acknowledging that you were never destined to be a first round draft pick. You wont hit it big in crypto and you wont own a successful business. You won't marry the woman of your dreams and your kids will more or less be indifferent toward you. Next I would learn to embrace these facts. Rest in the comfort that life isn't really all that serious and we are in fact living in the best time to be alive ever. Last, I would lower your expectations of "being somebody" and learn a skilled trade. "making it" for most people consists of middle management for some insurance or banking nonsense. It's full of stupid politics and people not actually getting a damn thing done. Working in the elements and long hours is hard, but you feel a sense of real accomplishment. The camaraderie of being around working men will help you in the long run. Good luck.

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>rich trust fund baby that doesn't work has more value than a homeless person
if you have money to spend you'll help the economy spending that fucking money
if you don't have the fucking money to spend you're you're just a fucking leech for the society
Do yourself a favor and stop believing in fairy tales

>be passive in your acceptance of the mediocre

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>I am valuable because I have money to spend.

The shit richfags tell themselves to feel superior :D. Wow. You'd be just as valuable dead by that logic.

>lie to yourself on Jow Forums until your 40

When all hope is lost, turn to full blown socialism

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>I'm valuable because I'm homeless and have to shit on the street
I'm not saying that the logic is good, still you have to follow this logic to survive

eu.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2018/05/21/boomerang-millennials-moving-back-home-finances-adult-kids/617378002/

in debted 30 year old boomers, with no job prospect are moving back home. i tell you the whole debt circus will fall next 10 years so bad you cant even imagine how bad things will get

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>it takes ten years to go to school

Okay bud.

Get some shitty mcwagie job. Once you have a job, the massive skills gap becomes less important. Go to a trade school and pick up a trade. Eventually start your own business. If you have a decent brain on you then feel free to study accounting or engineering (accounting specifically has lots of people switching fields, so it won't be too weird) in time you can get an MBA an start making big bucks.

Life is rarely over. It's just a question about if you can get up, and do you have the will to do what it takes to get back up.

fuck off, they made this bullshit mess even worse

takes 4 for the bachelors which is pretty much the most basic degree you can get away with now days. then it's gonna take some time job searching to get hired. IF you get hired. Bud.

There's a flat faced asian or some retard woman in the screen reflection. Is that your wife?