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>cum

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I’m about to fucking drink so much water

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got one

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?

based angler

>type properly in online game text chat
>people accuse me of "trying hard" and "acting professional" because I don't type like a retard

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good. fuck off

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y is /cum/ so slow rn

god is dead

who killed him?

what? what happened

donald trump

damn...

made one

i cant remember when im supposed to work aaaaaaaaa

wtf i hate drumpf now

>only 2 replys
wow dissapointed tbqh

>this thing will be the king of britain

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photoshopped. you must be kidding

youtube.com/watch?v=62APHDGlJyY

No that atrocídad is like 12th in line and will never be a KANG. As always the marriage was political and meant to placate the dindus and librulls.

>photoshopped lineup
made me lol

typing like a retard is more efficient imo

i think i work tonight so i had best get some sleep
fuck pcp
FUCK TOIL
FUCK ME
i neeed to go back to rehab

in the real pic the kid has lighter skin than his dad

you should, and going to rehab would be a good idea.

I got slapped by my brother today. I told him things good girls shouldn't tell their overprotective brothers. Its not naughty though, so I do not understand why he came at me with such violence. The remaining stinging feels kind of nice for some reason. Is it so wrong to give in to emotion? If both body and mind demand it, surely it isn't a bad thing.

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I'm white with brown hair, brown eyes, and brown nipples
I'm 100% central+northern european mutt

"white" is a meaningless term used by different political groups in different ways to push their agendas

i woke up because my ass itched
now i can't fall asleep
kill me pls

suck his pp to make up for your mistake, WHORE

Why are we born
Just to suffer ?

>In stark contrast, there was essentially no SEE[Southern & Eastern European]-white boundary. Contrary to the arguments of many whiteness studies historians and the social scientists who have drawn on their work, we contend that wherever white was a meaningful category, SEEs were almost always included within it, even if they were simultaneously positioned below NWEs. Some individuals and an occasional institution questioned—or appeared to question—the whiteness of SEEs and other Europeans, blurring the boundary in limited contexts. But the categorization of SEEs as nonwhite was neither widely recognized nor institutionalized. In fact, quite the opposite. Federal agencies including the census, the military, the immigration service, the Civilian Conservation Corps, and others all counted by race and placed SEEs firmly within the white category. No court ever denied Europeans the right to naturalize as free white persons at least in part because race scientists and the “common man” placed SEEs within the boundaries of whiteness. Furthermore, when SEEs saw Whites Only signs in movie theaters, restaurants, swimming pools, playgrounds, buses and streetcars,and at places of employment, they could—with near certainty—be confident that those signs were not meant to exclude them. Similarly, when housing covenants restricted the sale of homes to whites, when unions declared that their membership was restricted to white workers, when schools declared that their doors were open to white children only, and where marriage laws prohibited miscegenation, SEEs quickly learned that the category “white” included them, too.
journals.uchicago.edu/doi/abs/10.1086/666383

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Even if yiu had a penis that would reach across the globe, you couldnt fuck your own ass because every forward thrust your ass would move the same amount as your dick

>t.

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I wouldn’t mind a clone of myself to fuck around with. I was actually a twin, but he died before birth. Imagine the possibilities..

>you could have your cock in her, but you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck

I doubt you would allow your brother to fuck you even if he was a twin/clone, having same DNA doesn't make you the same "person"
Of course you probably meant just to have fun with like fool other people and society

Fuck society
Bottom text

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>bottom text
Cringe
12 year old tier

>

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I ended up in a crackhouse smoking weed recently.
>get a text from a random number
>"hey this is Anonntte I gave you my number"
sorry you got the wrong number
>"no i didn't, this is my old number (420) 69-69"
>figure I'm being catfished cause girls usually don't go after me
>ask for her ig
>she's this pretty black girl I barely recognize
>assume she's trying to sell me weed
>she says she just wants to hang out
>whatever, It's worth a try
>ask for her address
>it's in the asshole of my city(South Central LA)
>imagination starts running wild
>assume she is part of some gang and this is a set up to rob me
>go anyway because I don't value life
>pick her up
>she's actually a really sweet girl, but half the time i don't know what she's saying
>get starbucks
>she asks me if I wanna smoke weed
>never smoked weed before, but give in and say yeah
>go to her house
>lives in the biggest shithole I've ever seen, no AC and hot as fuck in the summer in LA
>can't believe human beings live like that
>her mum is a crazy ass crackhead yelling crazy shit
>we start smoking weed
>this whole time I feel like this is some set up to kill me
>get pizza later
>we end up becoming really good friends and hang out pretty often now
I know every decision I made was retarded, but it somehow led to me making a good friend.

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Not tired. Might have a lil snack

> again in the physical education support classroom in the teachers' room
> Noni is now playing a little hippie
> run away when the classmate screams with your mother tongue and mance teachers
> the mother tongue teacher is a little drunk
> get stuck and according to the rules, the bridge should show a bummer to the camera
> a mance teacher suddenly wears only pantyhose without panties
> these are these hippie pants
> you can wear hippie pants yourself, but you can put panties under them
> play hippy until you enter shower rooms again
> onks must shower if no sweat comes
> auf forced
> in the shower, teachers wash each other's puncture holes with their pips and then brush their nymphs and brush their teeth
> toothpaste tastes bad
> The next day at school, in a math exam, the task is to list silicon to 18,000 decimal places
> remember 3 and get rejected
> Fatigue remains in physical education support

I don't approve of drugs but otherwise good for you

Google Translate was a mistake.

This is your chance to stop being an incel

I'm not really an incel. I have a gf right now and other gfs in the past. But girls aside I don't have actual friends that wanna hang out with me.
So for her to become my friend and start hanging out with me was something special.

the first time i tried jerking off when i was 11 or 12 it was because some other boys at school were going around asking everyone if they masterbate
"yes" i said, not wanting to look like a weenie who doesn't wanna slide dick between balloon boobies
sometime afterwards, i'd heard someone who said "no" having it explained to them that masterbation basically just involves rubbing your dick until stuff comes out
so I went home and gave it a try
pretty quickly, I realized that my initial technique was all wrong--it was, in reality, nothing like the "rubbing" with which I was most well aquainted... the rubbing of my dog.
so, imagine that... 11 / 12 year old me, laying on my bed, door locked, petting my dick like it was a dog

pretty RIDICULOUS

I used to get a boner, grab my dick with my left hand then spit on the palm of my right hand and rub it around in circles on my cock head.

I remember trying to JO without being able to cum as a kid. I may have been too young IDK

>he didn’t belt out ropes across his moms cunny while exiting the birth canal
beta male

*ahem*
GOOOOD MORNIIIING

He is, megan is 25% black at best I doubt any black genes are going to manifest that much on a baby with his genetic background.

good morning, user

What's interesting is that males have their first erections in the womb. It's a reflex.

This is why people who claim men can't be raped by women are dumb

how does your divorce shit work when there's multiple divorces?
does it go like original wife gets 1/2, next wife gets 1/4, next wife gets 1/8 and so on?
or does it portion like 1 part each, like dude gets 1/x(number of divorces + dude) and each wife's cut is reduced to 1/x as well the more you divorce people?

Assets from before the current marriage don't count.

how about alimony and child support?

Divorce law vary quite a bit from state to state.

youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY

limp biscuit is good jam music

i always wanted to see that porn tape of him banging girls with the guy from creed but couldnt find it last time i looked for it about 10 years ago

>i always wanted to see that porn tape of him banging girls with the guy from creed
didnt know this was a thing, also dont think i want to watch it

gm

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The universe works on a math equation
That never even ever really even ends in the end
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
"Well, we ain't sure where you stand
You ain't machines and you ain't land
And the plants and the animals, they are linked
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

gm

juice wrld with bts is my guilty pleasure
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Are you attending Area 51 event /cum/ ?

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no I want to live

would but not really in the neighborhood

sincerely doubt anyone is gonna get shot but maybe there will be a few felonies if enough of the weenies actually show up

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I hear military will deploy pic related. Microwaves that cause fear

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that would be based.

If I had to guess they are probably spending the months ahead of time moving any potentially important things out of the base and making it a glorified amusement park if there are a decent amount of people who actually show up.

there are like three rings of security right? I doubt anyone will actually get close enough to the base without getting shot to see anything

youtu.be/4pT4uBmIXQQ?t=73

not into this pedo shit or wh*tes thanks

>not into this pedo shit or wh*tes thanks

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Snigger

Formerly Figger

formerly snuck

here’s the real pic that THEY don’t want u to know about !!

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WOW

0-9 i make fried chicken for dinner
dubs - i eat a salad

good morning /cum/
its been a couple of days
how are you good i hope

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whats the furthest you can be away from dubs at any given time

I will never find love and love will never find me all these years i wish i could kill myself I don't want to live anymore

youtu.be/9vANQyWqVCA

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