/brit/

dumb crossposter

girls find mental illness romantic

Ty Lee moggs her HARD

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>chirpsing this black girl on tinder
>asks me about travels
>tell her i went to africa because i was in africa most recently
>she says are you only talking about africa because im black

FUCK SAKE

Drank a steel lads
Its as terrible as they say de lads

Why aren't they on 4channel then?

ello lads

it's actually mental how stable he is for an 88 year old
my grandfather got dementia when he was 64 and it was literally impossible to understand what he was saying or thinking

le personality face

The Beatles didn’t make good music they just happened to exist in the first decade that women were allowed to be horny

youtube.com/watch?v=Fh_EWqIFpQQ

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I certainly wouldn’t go anywhere near a girl with a “mental illness” fuck dealing with that bullshit

why yes, I am an avid follower of the intellectual dark web

>teehee I say chirpsing btw
>teehee black girl on tinder btw
>teehee I travel btw
>teehee redditspace btw
that was worth posting

Agree with her desu

dont care
never will
send the bill

it's because, unlike your average boomer, he makes an effort to keep up with the times, he even posts on Jow Forums

What hgappened to you that you started wanking to cartoons lad

Something seriously wrong with you did you watch cartoon network one day and just pop a stiffy or what because i was watching lesbians fisting eachother at 12 and i turned out fine so something went seriously wrong for oyu

Some fat neckbeard drew that and he might have even been wanking at the thought of you wanking to the thought of that (cartoon) sucking you off or whatever which makes you a homo also

Do intercourse basically
Stop posting until you have

Ty Lee is a fucking slut.

you literally cannot face reality, i’m not the one that needs to grow up

Does she live in Brighton? a mate claimed to have met her the other week

Seethe on incel

chebs

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redditposting doesn't exist

No argument you ugly little scrote

Have sex lmao literally put your cock in a fanny and grow up you manchild no one gives a fuck about your incel theory arguments at the end of the day YOU DONT (and cant) SHAG lol

>redditposting doesn't exist
hmm

Wasnt tempted to say hold your horses ali g but lowed it off and just said 'nooo its just where i went most recently'

lol

you never made an argument in the first place you twerp
>incel
post wrists

START LIFTING

non-lifters are secure in their masculinity unlike gym-obsessed meatheads

Typing up a response to this as we speak

AllAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR
Come on little British children, time to answer your call to prayer!

News is talking about one spacka girl being found dead as if its the most important thing happening right now

howl at manlet lifters who have to waddle because their arms are too big

Was she found dead then? Saw that but tuned out
Tourism about to get btfo

Chebs more like pleb.

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a procession of tards walked by me today, one of them, a downy, said "hello" to me
didn't rate the whole experience tbf, was terrified they'd start tarding out and fling poo at me

White people are shooting up mosques.
White people are shooting up synagogues.
White people are shooting up gurdwaras.
White people are shooting up schools.
White people are shooting Black children.
White people are shooting brown children.

You're literally making shit up. Incwls are incels because of their immaturity. There is NO other reason. Grow up and you will be capable of forming adult relationsips.

white people ladies and gents

she's from the midlands but lives in london now

aand thats a good thing

>If society still pressured women to settle down young with a man based on how dependable he seems, then I'd get laid!
>Women being allowed to indulge in emotions such as lust and love ruined my life, I can't ever get a girl to settle on me!
>Society is ruined ;__;

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why can’t they just be normal?

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whomst are you parodying

>Nearly 30% of men haven't had sex in the last year?
>Clearly must be the evil Jow Forums, no other reasons at all

Probably about 78% of Jow Forums.

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Prostitute
Blind prostitute
Deaf prostitute

They are monozygotic triplets. Who would you pay more for?

there’s a balance to be struck it’s important to stay active but don’t obsess over your body image

>Error while posting: Duplicate reply already exists

Want to stop stealing my posts you demented shagger cunt

bruhs...

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farting like a maniac, need sectioning me

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obsess over this
*unzips dick*

Alright whats a noncringe way of asking her out on a date?

this is a very very strange question

Yeah the reason is theyre fucking gimps lmao they collect small figurines of anime dolls and magic the gathering cards IF i had a fanny i wouldnt let the smelly fuckers near it either so i dont blame women its natural and good
Get rid of them

/brit/s obsession with incels is like a teenager lording it over his friends because he got a gf before they did.

Surely duplicate image right? Not the entire post word for word.

mogs half of brit

fancy a coffee

having a barbecue today

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And that's also a pretty juvenile cope.

The incels created this dynamic on the site. Everything is grounded in that gay period you had in school when people started shagging. Mentally theyre still in that same place despite them being like 35
Everything is set to backdrop of "i cant get a girlfwendddddd" like some spotty teenager figuring out how to wank

Incels need arresting

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Put yourself in a women’s shoes, would you really shag (and be known as the women who shagged) this bloke or others like him?

Doesn’t matter if he’s dependable and kind it’s still embarrassing, kinda like of your mates caught you shagging a fat girl.

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Asian girl on the left is british. No joke.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1565691721292.webm

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that's great lad, that's just great

That guy might shag

Intuitively I would think that blind and deaf makes them cheaper. But then I had a think.

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yea
gonna out the raw meat over the hot fire and everything

Some women would - youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

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instagram.com/p/BMrRt9lFFyq/

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was about to make a post but nobody would believe me haha

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Shes about as british as mohammed mohammed so in other words not at all
Get real

why can’t jonathon ross say his ‘r’s is english not his first language there’s literally no excuse just make the fucking sound init

reckon if you reply to yourself you should get immediately done for Spamming/flooding
there is literally no good reason to do that

instagram.com/p/BDS1NlTwCr8/

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gonna be a dad in 3 months and thinking of the responsibility is torturing me mentally

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what if replying to yourself initiates other responses

Make it lad

Why can't you fuck off back to Lagos?