Making a name for myself edition
/brit/
Jace Wood
Henry Perry
as a prick who finds reddit shit funny
well done, dickhead
Hudson Perez
test
Cameron Garcia
bit risky lad, the great unpaid one will not be happy about this
Daniel Morris
Based for triggering a complete tosser.
Gabriel Turner
die spinne
Matthew Morales
janny putting numbers on the board
Anthony Jones
is it safe?
Jordan Turner
Hallo brudi
Michael Hall
How rorke sees himself:
>Swole, tall, aryan, perfect breeding specimen, peaceful, only wants to carry on his """pure""" racial bloodline
How /brit/ sees rorke:
>Bazza "brexit means brexit" down at the pub, supports norf FC, loves his wife, loves footie, loves ngubu, loves kebabs and pot noodles, ates pakis, ates poles and ates nonces, simple as.
How leftypol sees rorke:
>Low IQ, monkey-like features, tricked in to voting by blatant lies painted on a bus, fat and unkempt with 2 O levels, on the dole since losing his job at the steelworks in '97
How rorke really is:
>Virgin loser freak NEET sat in his bedroom on his "gaming PC", nagged by his mum and dad every day to get a job but they've already lost hope as he's a lost cause, been warned by the police for his hate speech filled ramblings posted on facebook
Cameron Ward
eating a roast
Colton Reyes
James Garcia
going back to bed
hope the shitskins don't exist when i wake up
Jaxson Johnson
rorke boy porke boy covered in milkshake boy
James Reed
why would anyone do this?
Ink has been démodé for half a decade now.
Logan Wright
He's really upset you today, hasn't he?
Isaac Edwards
Michael Williams
Do you ever get bored?
Was posting on my lunchbreak at 1 and you were banging on rorke this rorke that
3 hours later I chech my phone and you’re still going
Julian Hill
state of that dissertation over an imaginary character
Dominic Lopez
youtube.com
amer's cousins getting slapped up
Gabriel Price
pooing into a bin
Ian Perry
i will not rest until rorke has learnt his lesson
Brandon Robinson
Get a life you autist
Jayden Bell
Mans biggest enemy?
Toil.
Isaiah Sanchez
How leftypol sees himself:
>Either a strong, burly male working on a farm or in a factory for his country, creating resources for the many, not for the few
How /brit/ sees leftypol:
A scrawny, STEM graduate who hasn't experienced the real world yet
How rorke sees leftypol:
>a stick thin tranny soyboy working in IT with low testosterone, breaks several bones just getting out of bed
How leftypol really is:
>A successful, mid-management at a fortune 500 company go-getter with a wife and kids
Evan Gomez
why doesnt amer want to say how often he wanks?
Parker Flores
Interesting that rorke and leftypol can sometimes agree on the same premise, just disagree on the conclusion
Rorke: Trannies are satanic, and this is bad
Leftypol: Trans people are satanic, and this is good
Zachary Green
did romesh come
Bentley Wright
YOU BELONG IN THE FUCKING LOONEY BIN
Carter Jackson
can’t really go to the caribbean these days if you have a wife or a girlfriend, people WILL assume you’re there for cuck tourism.
Leo Flores
wow it’s almost like having people from a different cultural and religious background settling on your land causes massive problems down the line.
who would have thought?
Austin Perry
>In 1985 there were more cars in London than all of China
Adam Taylor
going to buy some plimpsoles tomorrow
couldnt be arsed today
Jason Perry
Not a single person who identifies with the term "leftypol" has kids.
Alexander Watson
m e n t a l
Landon Torres
No they won't that's just your fantasy leaking out again
Camden Bell
Every one of these sounds based desu
James Fisher
Having a tonic of apple cider vinegar and apple juice to alleviate the suffering my poor gallbladder is going through.
Kayden Russell
Mark's life must be hellish. Like groundhog day but due to lack of will-power.
>not gonna gamble
>gambles within in a week
>on a diet, going to lose 3 stone
>stuffs his face with cakes within an hour
>no drinks for next x weeks
>smashed within a few days
Dylan Johnson
should saw leftypol outside nandos protesting that meat is murder
Gabriel Murphy
why would you defend a character defined by being left-wing by claiming they have a wife and kids anyway
Easton Turner
Or works
Daniel Gray
>no longer making youtube videos, all on facebook de lads
Connor Myers
What are you muttering on about this time rorke?
Colton Russell
Brody Edwards
>should saw
Charles Nelson
mental how no-one gives a shit, you boring spamming cunt
Jace Price
marathon man
classic
Matthew Price
You entertain this cretin subhuman and post his shit all the time though still eh x
Carson Robinson
like clockwork. Have sex pal
Cooper Torres
John Torres
Nathaniel Thomas
the plantation of ulster has been very enriching for Ireland
Dominic Green
i would assume that. just like everyone who goes to south east asia over the age of 25 is a pedophile.
Nicholas Morgan
Caleb Baker
Deano giving it his all on the work social
Carson Perry
actually functioning humans would take repeated chastising of an action as a hint to stop doing said action
it's called "learning a lesson"
Ethan Jones
gonna send rorke to outer space, to find another race
Jaxson Williams
if the world worked like that there would be no more blogposts on /brit/
Blake Ross
my gfs dad goes every year (he goes with his wife and kids though)
Charles Reyes
Yeah who are you
Gavin Morris
state of you getting cucked by your own inlaws
Aaron Jenkins
Colton Gomez
feeling a takeaway later lads, donner kebab and medium onion rings
r8
Jack Ramirez
some blogposts get responded to positively as well
Austin Hall
>person I don’t agree with
freakish loser
>person I agree with
successful functioning chap
i am smart
Wyatt Brooks
my wife is pregnant and she's developing a 10/10 ass from the pregnancy
wat do
Parker Sullivan
get a gym membership
Andrew Howard
but diego was militantly blogonning every whiff of them for months
if you had your way he'd have his
Jack Cox
Leftypol comics in a nutshell
Grayson Phillips
people still smoke despite knowing it causes cancer
people still get plastered every weekend despite knowing they'll be hungover
people binge eat every day despite knowing it'll make them feel like shit
Humans in general are just weak creatures lad
Connor Martin
post pics
Liam Morgan
Julian White
*flicks a wet towel on his shin*
*it snaps in two*
Charles Ramirez
illegally immigrate to America
Julian Fisher
Jose Barnes
oh give it a rest rorke it's getting boring
Samuel Gomez
I triggered the Hong Kong airport riot
Evan White
STATE
Ian Hill
Adam Powell
Andrew Sullivan
I'm not saying it should always work, I'm saying it's the offender's prerogative to take the lesson
Grayson Parker
dont understand the logic behind deleting new threads that are
Owen Moore
the truth. only acceptable oliday is Europe or one of the anglo countries. third world country? up to no good.
Jace Clark
Alexander Smith
been convicted of a Russian federal offence and am currently waiting in a small empty room for 5 and a half hours inside Moscow airport
also they gave me a form in russia to sign and when i said i dont read russian they said "you sign, or you not sign. your choice" and stared at me
lmaoooooo
love travelling i do XD
Cameron Anderson
You know who I hate? Idiots.
Daniel Price
on the train
Nolan Sullivan
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Caleb Williams
banning the french nonce
Owen Mitchell
jesus christ how did rorke ever recover from this, fucking embarrassing rorke, utter state
Samuel Sullivan
Story time
Jaxson Reed
Yeah is that so
Camden Allen
if the janitor doesn't enforce the rules, then priscillafrog has won, and democracy might as well take an early shower
Leo Ross
David Roberts
I'm well aware you don't enjoy the posts, but others do. I don't care about your opinion whatsoever.
Angel Kelly
Grayson Torres
don't be so hard on yourself
Owen Long
>All that time spent filling those documents just for this