Why are british "heroes" so irrelevannnt compared with spanish ones?
Why are british "heroes" so irrelevannnt compared with spanish ones?
Ayden Gomez
Joshua Hernandez
i have heard about the one on the left and never anything about the moor on the right
Camden Miller
man shut the fuck up i dont give a fuck about your gay ass statues
reply to this post if op is a gay faggot and should shove paella up his ass
Henry Harris
This. Who is that guy? What's he famous for?
Parker Lopez
No one reply to this (you)-starved whore.
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Ryder Rivera
t. malinchefag
I really, really, really want to fuck your boipucci, is it surrounded by blond hair?
Oliver Watson
>he never played the AoE II campaign
nigga we had to read el cantar del mio cid in high school
Ethan Rodriguez
>malinche because i don't know some literally who spanish faggot
you don't know how that word works
Ian Campbell
you are the self-hating mestizo that spams threads about spain, malinchefag
Bentley Cook
cringe schizo
Carson Sullivan
One is a fag that got cucked by m*slims and the other is a literally who.
Isaac Allen
talking about irrelevance when everyone has heard of richard the lionheart while nobody has heard of the literal who on the right
Lincoln Richardson
I hope one day you stop hating yourself for what you are, Malinchefag
Kevin Powell
Wasn't El Cid body used as a prop in a battle?
Nicholas Peterson
the worst possible nation to make this post would be spain. besides france and germany maybe.
Jason Gray
try a Liégeois hero
Benjamin Miller
Francis Drake? The one defeated by a spanish woman? my sides, also he was a failure at the end
Drake's seafaring career continued into his mid-fifties. In 1595, he failed to conquer the port of Las Palmas, and following a disastrous campaign against Spanish America, where he suffered a number of defeats, he unsuccessfully attacked San Juan de Puerto Rico, eventually losing the Battle of San Juan.
Juan Bailey
Charlemagne was raped by spanish muslims and later by basque goatfuckers, he was so butthurt he decided to conquer the weak saxons
Luis Cook
Imagine being proud of being so illiterate you don't know about El Cid.
Mason Sullivan
Swords are for tyrants. Real heroes use an axe.
Dominic Bennett
you are retarded kill yourself
Cid> richard who heart
Jackson Gutierrez
This
Seriously kill yourself you will never be white or anglo you self hating mongrel.
Elijah Adams
post your hairless nordic butt
Luis Phillips
Bssed
Ayden Johnson
yeah ok buddy
Adam Campbell
Cope. He had a long and illustrious career of killing Spaniards and being a huge thorn in the side of their soon-to-decline empire. Elizabethan England triggers you all to this day.
Reminders:
>your empire was never as large or powerful as britain
>your navy was never as large or powerful as britain
>your whole country is now an english retirement home/vacation spot
Oh and one more thing
GIBRALTAR
Nathan Walker
Spanish heroes kek
Brody Long
>British people counter-attack after the Spanish Armada loses to the waves
>They try to besiege and sack a galician city
>They make an opening through the walls and a gruesome battle ensues
>María Pita, who's husband had just fallen in battle, takes a spear and pierces an English Captain's heart (whos rumoured to have been a relative of Drake), before rallying the troops with a battle cry
>"IF YOU HAVE HONOR, FOLLOW ME"
>Galicians win the battle and the british flee to their ships
en.wikipedia.org
Elijah Edwards
why was the spanish "navy" so irrelevant compared to the british navy?
Charles Foster
that's what the song of Roland is about, getting their asses raped by some sheppards
Ryder Sanders
Spaniards didn't try to silence and censor all their losses like brits did
our navies lost to the weather, your navies lost to the spaniards
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Luis Sanchez
Mega cope. Your shitty little invasion failed.
Asher Kelly
she destroyed the economy to the point England became irrelevant to Spain until several decades later
en.wikipedia.org
spanish armada ratio is 3 to 1 against spain
english armada ratio is 11-15 to 1 against england
Bentley Diaz
your navies lost to some bloke called Franco
Gabriel Torres
guess where he lost his limb? yeah, against a bunch of canarians, Nelson later became friend of the guy that defeated he and he sent to him a cargo of cheese, see, these people appreciated the enemy unlike some gook that can't comprehend the camaraderie in war
Logan Johnson
>Lionheart
It was Richard Cœur de Lion
Asher Hernandez
pffft the real heroes are the gammons of the present day
Jose Nelson
Based Normandy
Carson Thompson
Killing moors, although in reality he also worked for moors sometimes
Lincoln Richardson
Sheppards conquered your country, not France or England
You are pathetic.
Michael Jones
who
Ryder Powell
Moving to London in 7 days, will probably have a week off before starting work. Anything going on/to do next week that I should know about?
Luis Sanders
I don't know why I say "your country" you goatfucker by the way.
Kevin Mitchell
A lost Irishman too, it's like really being in Europe
Asher Lee
CID
I
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Dylan Watson
Jesus Christ nationalists are such cringe
Kevin Ward
richard the lionheart was some random french bloke shat onto the throne, who couldn't have cared less about england if he tried. slapping about some muslims across the continent and putting the country into debt is NOT grounds for heroism or praise.
edward thatch is a proper, well-loved english hero. a gentleman and an adventurer. feared and respected by everyone who met him. crafty, cunning and ambitious. a man who stuck it to tyrants and fought to be free. the pinnacle of what it means to be an englishman.
el cid is just some burly spanish bloke who slapped about some muslims and christians depending on his current mood, I don't see what all the fuss is about.
Parker Adams
pubs + fish and chips and pretend ngubu doesnt exist
Christopher Ross
never heard about those two nobodies
Julian Sanders
Wyatt Brown
el cid was an opportunist mercenary, just like modern spaniards who wouldnt fight for their own country even if their family depended on it, and would in fact love to dismantle it
Jordan Turner
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Andrew Perez
Is that Jörmungandr?
Tyler Cox
yes
Elijah Morgan
great hero you have there LOL
Jaxon Baker
Nice
Liam Roberts
based
Austin Morris
spain was so cucked by napoleon that we gained independence and we now feel indifference towards spain
the british commonwealth is still loyal to uk