/smg/ - Stock Market General

You’re all lazy edition

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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do i need a broker to start trading

First for the JUSTening tomorrow.

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Thanks texas user

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Ye

>don't you know game theory?

do you even chaos game-theory?
do you even worship entrophy, the cause of all that ever will be?
do you even zero-player game?
have you even built a cellular automaton Turing machine?
do you even Laplace?

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should i do it

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yea, its basically free money if you just do index funds

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*glows in the dark*

I have a single AAPL stock, should I bother trying to sell it with the expected dip after the new iPhone announcement or weather it through

whats this shit about candlesticks coming to robinhood? thank jesus

also based as fuck six flags injecting that sweet capital into my veins today

it's obviously going to dip after the big run up. take profit and buy back lower

When will AVAV be a buy? Is it too late?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Is this the amazon botnet test where they film you?

Amazon's giving me an interview for a senior software engineering role. Salary should easily be at least 150k if I get the job.
Probably not even going to be able to post much for at least another week.
Sorry senpai.

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Probably.
Shit. They probably are going to try to use my fucking camera. Shit. Shit. Shit.
I'll just unplug it and lie so that I can just look shit up on my other laptop the whole fucking time.

buy oil
and silver

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Buy pharma

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it's called tape

buying SQ and never selling.

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I was a dev in the legal Dept for 5 years.

Probably one of the most demanding and most comfy jobs ever.

Is marijuana considered pharma related at this point? or more like commodity? or a consumer good like beer?

>NASDAQ

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degenerate shit

I did this test once and totally failed it. I could be wrong, but i remember them being super anal about the video camera.

First for the FNGU fortune

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>China
>tesla
Plz no you're better than this

It can be all of those things, fren

Absolutely fucked

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NO MAN NO. Saying that it's gonna be red tomorrow is supposed to prevent the bloodbath, sort of like telling a stage actor to "break a leg".

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nobody told the boggs that...

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newfag here.
wat happening?

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The day of reaping has come
It's O V E R

Some of you guys are all right. Stay out of the stock market tomorrow.

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Is the emerging market shit going to hit the US market? If so, when?

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bear trap confirmed
nothing to worry about lads, just stay patient

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whats the cause tho

doesnt matter
/buy the dip/

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yes, use fidelity

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Elon is literally holding a Samurai sword rn
bout to slice into Rogan's giant fucking head

When the dollar stops getting stronger

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This is your market on Quantitative Tightening and rising rates

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>the top performers are heavier on the index
what a revelation

And the sales are only ramping up

:^)

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stay mad

Thinking of buying Nvidia WWYD

>5 companies out of 500 dragging the whole market up as the rest sag down

WOW BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

Ignore Doomsday faggots and Buy the SPY

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Twenty percent drop in the next week
You heard it here first kids!

>Buy my bags*

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I would appreciate it if you self bogged by shorting tomorrow

I got a Mac Pro (the trashcan thing) because I have stupid money.

>most demanding and most comfy
Demanding and comfy? Explain this.
Also, you're very cool. I'd really appreciate it if you could answer a couple Qs:
>Why did you leave? (More money? Career progression? Better work/life balance?)
>What are you doing now?
>Any life advice? (I'm 23 -- what would you tell your 23 year old self?)
>Any advice for the interview aside from doing a fuck ton of leetcode?
You'd be a rockstar if you can answer any of those. I did this test once and totally failed it. I could be wrong, but i remember them being super anal about the video camera.
I failed it in college too.
I'm just going to be super anal about not even fucking owning a camera. Bite me. Kek
If they insist that I go out and buy one, I'll insist that they give me an extra week and that they reimburse me.

Ha
it seems you don't about the Smarter Money Index™
The smarter investors are already invested in promising stocks such as LCI BGFV and HMNY
Step up senpain

Am gonna

Not even I can stop the firestorm that starts tomorrow morning

where's the rest of the chart

Recreational weed is not pharma but there are crossovers with rec companies entering supply deals with biopharma companies for oil extracts. The cannabis derivative biopharma sector is a little different. These outfits are doing the regular pharma route of drug R&D, clinical trials, getting FDA approval and so forth. As research and, especially clinical trials, were/are hard to conduct in the US due to cannabis being a Schedule I drug, there is a big surge of labs operating out of Canada now (because legal shortly) doing research on using cannabis derivatives in new drug formulation. Very new industry and, I think, potentially a massive one. Most medical cannabis to this point has been relegated to non-specific prescription, patient buys whatever from dispensary and self doses. No set dosage, no set product with consistent strength etc. The biopharmas want to make consistent meds with comprehensive, trial tested for specific indicators, dosage guidelines. The current loosey loosey way cannabis is prescribed means doctors are less likely to prescribe it unless specifically requested to by patients.

290 tomorrow

>implying smart money index hasnt been debunked umpteen times

*190

Comfy has experienced meme inversion. Everything he says is now closer to the truth so long as it doesn't involve options. And futures aren't looking so good, red dawn tomorrow.

better to have medical cannabis than that fucking shit opium all over the fucking states

Futures green now
Guess you could say Bulls are in the lead

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Wait does Robin Hood count? Or do you need to use something else as well

RH is all you need

Quids confirm
throwing all my money at HMNY tomorrow

See pic, mind the log scale. Dow to 9000

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And money and balls of steel...

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>when you finally hit 20% return

Next stop, 30%.

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Reminder that bearfags are mentally ill and the Smart money index has nothing to do with large specs or smart money

Buy the SPY, and the triple Q's

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One more thing,

Warning: The chinchillas are playing the flute. I repeat, the chinchillas are playing the flute.

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>tfw too smart to be in the stock market

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A kind reminder for those who take the stock market too seriously

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Guys Elon Musk just his a joint on live TV

$420 CONFIRMED

how long tho

name one thing more important than the stock market

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since july 6th

Power

short TSLA, short APPL

Sold all my tesla
I hate degenerates

Good omen for mj stocks...

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Long Tesla

Buy the dip, let the haters sell their bags

-5% morning dip on Tesla, minimum. I could see 10%+. You are a massive fool and faggot to do drugs during an interview as ceo of a publically traded. There's no way this doesn't cause boomer money to pull out.

youre forgetting this is the New timeline

New paradigm, huh?

$420

Funding Secured

Rofl

Buy THE DIP

ASX
wut do

cry