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Anorexic sister is coming to visit me in London, and me mam is desperately worried that she's going to be walking around all day. What activities can I suggest for her which would ensure she's sat on her bony arse all day?

kill your soul/ego

in even knowing that information you've fucked it for yourself you cuck

I just paused Eine kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart to listen to this and it was complete junk. Well done for wasting my time brainlet.

little goyimpass faggot u are, fatcunt

tour bus round landennnn

become aware of the reality of the situation and the torture you put yourself
and let go

Redpilled post

Crap!

how do i do this

going to earn £5k after tax this month lads
new contract rules mean I basically make a double salary

truly, TRULY negative iq post

completely unbased and soypilled

I want Emma Watson to do a runny diarrhea on my face.

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mum just called me based

Can't get over how amazing 190cm master race is

Witty chat and intellectual discussion, post after post

i work with her best friend, i can't not konw it
how am i fucked now
thank you

Fuck!

look back into the abyss

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kid, im not talking about you 99% of the time you think im talking about you.
we’re all over you, believe me.

Andrea.

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I want to disagree but I can't.

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Hi lads

HE is a RECOVERING drug addict and you will respect HIM

Why are Germans so cringe? Doesn't matter what they look like or are into, they are cringe

*I know lean isn't German

poo

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Insufferable fucking attention fiend jfc christ go away

who are you replying to?????

bash commies

pretty sure the dealer i bought drugs from ripped me off
amazing how little honour there is in today's society

Never mind yeah

To those who listen to rap exclusively do you expect to be listening to crap I mean rap well into your 30s and 40s into middle age? You’ll look like a complete moron

in 10 minutes time i am going to be let out of the holding room i have been locked in without food or water for the last 8 hours and then i will have 25 minutes to go through customs and sprint across moscow international airport to catch my flight before it leaves

wish me luck lads
doing some stretching now

uh oh schizo forgot to take his meds

>gear stick
americans lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Such a good thread

something about spicy food needed

Fuuucking hell 190 you're busy tonight ain't ya

Good luck m8

business as usual then

story?

This terrifies and confuses the American

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but what you said has nowt to do with that comment u loon

Beat him up Schiz'

Lads

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why do brits use ancient technology?
>no AC
>two taps
>manual transmissions
what a backwards ass island

no time
go-time could be any minute

finna boutta dabba a whole keesh lads

love eating ice

that's really touching :3

Chlamydia pills? I don’t need them though hun x

This sends the American into a spasm of rage and jealousy

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>Leltic

You’re still chomping on ice cubes?

>He says while getting passed

My bf has a foreskin
Good enough for me

probably underhandedly talking about smoking shard

ice ice baby

going to be on 55k this year lads
pretty mental, especially as I'm barely 26

Programs about Travellers on 5

Literal nonces

ye, got a fresh bag
dentist is gonna go ape

This sends the American into a furious and uncontrollable rage

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get your head out of the gutter you simp

>gee whiz i sure wish my dick looked like an anteater
said no cut dude ever

youtube.com/watch?v=W19Q_vD57o0

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goober

Don’t reply to me with these cringey PUA/Incel community terms mate, drags our whole energy down to your level.

>frenulum

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>emotional to a video game

fuarkin 'ell mate, get a grip

not doing very well mentally

>he thinks this is impressive
pretty much the bare minimum respectable wage for a man of your age. I'm 21 and on £78k pa.

youtu.be/YH6j7PDQzyY

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god doesnt real

Our post thinks this is spam

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New V9
youtu.be/2_xi4oQM-hc

im not gay but my bf is

Can’t relate.

i am 25 and i've never had a real job

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alright lads

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for me the god is real

shut up goof

Is this the interacial breeding grounds

*enters thread*
it's the hour of poo
*exits thread*

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tiny brain: god exists
average brain: god doesn't exist
huge brain: god exists

me on the right

sosij

Don’t really fit any of these except I would prefer 1 well made things to many cheap things.

Terrible post.

Anyone getting liquored up tonight?

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