/cum/

What do you mean? What findings?

I really want a citroën car from the early 70s. Like a ds

Mom wants me to start helping paying the bills
Think it’s time to join the military

I regret not joining.

What’s stopping you from joining now?

What's so good about it?
I don't really think is just ''muh gunz' and free food & shelter

I work out daily for the sole purpose of being fit when I join the military

there's a lot of good benefits.

Don’t forget the free healthcare and payment for college

you get to be like the action-movie men
not him but i doubt you'd want to be a boomer and a private at the same time
Do they reject you if you're not in good shape?

just be smart lol
just get a full scholarship lol

What's the age cutoff for the military in general?

u cant find anything because u are too far from the crime scene ok?

like 32 I think. I knew some guys in boot camp who were 30

>Little brother got a gf first
life's a meme

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No but you can’t be overweight

gonna take a shower

when will the ivy go away Aaaa

i too enjoy the apex solo queue
hope they add it permanently

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varies widely based on their need for people at the moment
There's a hard age but really if they think you're too old to readily accept their morality as your own (and this can be as low as 22 in some) you'll just get rejected

>younger sister will be married before I ever even have a gf

At least its my sister and not a brother. Women have it easy mode.

Epstein

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Hmm, neat. If career shit ever hit the fan I'd probably consider joining. Though right now I'm pretty cushy. Health insurance is free on my end since my deductible doesn't exceed employer contribution maximums and I keep expenses to a minimum.

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>There's a hard age but really if they think you're too old to readily accept their morality as your own (and this can be as low as 22 in some) you'll just get rejected
I'll just remind them that I'm ready and willing to die for Israel as cannon fodder desu

>Do they reject you if you're not in good shape?
I just came back from PT and we had people who obviously never exercised in their life there

I'm probably too old
Time to learn discipline and have extra 4 years before college to grow up and figure shit out.
No clue

I mean as long as you’re not in your late 30s

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i have fap 4 times today so far
gonna do one more later today

just had an emotional moment

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i fap like once or twice a week now. it's amazing how sexually apathetic prozac makes me, but it think it also has to do with me being out of my teens now.

>PA is on SSRIs
how the mighty have fallen

I just faaat nuts daily

Fuck boys
I just gambled and lost

>Fuck boys
homo

Fuck, boys
I just gambled and lost

if i iived in alabama i would have killed myself by now

i'm in my late 20s and I still have to cum at least once a day

that's because you wouldn't be under mommy's and daddy's roof.

Turned thirty in April, somehow managed to nut out 5 times yesterday. Feels bretty ok

The fact that people in this country even have to worry about getting health insurance, let alone insurance that covers things substantially, is crazy.

still have days like that too

lol boomers having to pay bills and shit

youtu.be/XfbefTYH31M

got one kill on csgo lads

I remember my CSGO years
500 hours and silver elite

just stay in shape and stop smoking, doing drugs, and eating excessively and 90% of the country's health problems go away bro

>I just gambled and lost
dumb

The fact that there are multiple Jow Forumsposters in the nearby city to me makes me uncomfortable. For all I know, an Jow Forumsposter may be living a walking distance from me.

>he hasn't gone to local /cum/ meetups
Sad!

i went to a /cum/ wedding

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I think monopolyman lived in the same town as me when I moved back to my parents' house. A ten minute drive on the other side of town..

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Yeah, i drank a lot of booze last night and early today, and a lot of milk. It was a martshart waiting to happen.

t. crippling social anxiety

>There are /cum/ meetups

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Doing a mamluk wc and getting levant turnaround. Spent a lot of time in the mid 1500s dicking off, gonna be annoying with all the colonizers now.

There was one like three years ago and I think some Californians did one as well

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this was the California meetup earlier this summer

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maybe if i got a controller i would do better

1-3 vidya
4-6 manga
7-9 night walk

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It's funny that people actually believe this. I can guarantee that most people who say it are middle class and under 30

reroll

there's a /brit/ user who lives pretty close to me (idiot gave away his address)
he's a racist incel tho lmao

>t. crippling social anxiety
nah
some /cum/ posters are alright but I'd never want to meet 99% of you irl

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kek

Rerolling night walk 4 u

>99% of you
there is only one of me.
are you saying you're not among /cum/ posters?

reroll

lol what I mean was that I never want to meet 99% of the posters on /cum/ irl

It is only 9:41pm, I usually night walk after 2am anyway.

I also wouldn't want to meet c*ra, or z*ndo, or any californian, or that tranny mexican, or fits of autism (fist of flame), or that flamboyant canada poster

where

This boner is really making me uncomfortable.

there's a /cum/ user who i'm pretty sure knows people i know

>where

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pretty rude not gonna lie

which state

i'm melting

I’ve met three /cum/ posters and a Brit /not/ poster who goes to my college

how, all my friends are fucking Jow Forumstards

One of them is a married almost 30 year old man with an incredibly deep voice

wouldn't mind a bullet right now

how bad do they smell

One of my college's IP addresses got banned for posting seepy

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based, getting friendly with the potential shooters so they can give you a heads up before they go on a massacre
youre a forward thinker

our dorms were ok but the class buildings were almost constantly banned for requesting/posting cp

>Doctor House
Doesn't it sound strange?

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1-3 ride bike to wendys
4-6 get brother to take me to store
7-9 eat something here

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How many people were at your college?