/brit/ + /shit/

just stepped in dog poo bare foot lads

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

This is a scots thread noo

youtube.com/watch?v=UwNjAr1vV-c

tune

Grimmmm

big bums doing big ole pooey poo poos

imagining the creamy pooiness of a female's colon.

The so called scran

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that willard ought to be in a cage.

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Felicity Jones, 20s vs 34.
Why do some men fool themselves into thinking that an older women is their preferred choice when in reality it's their only choice?

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abc.net.au/news/2019-08-14/sydney-stabbing-rampage-charges-expected/11412094
>"We thought he was a very quiet computer nerd, quite frankly. He was unsociable. We had very little to do with him."
incels need locking up
every last one committed to an institution

looks girthy

wouldn't even feed that to my pet nigger

/mu/ has to be one of the worst boards if not the worst to grace this site

Emilia Clarke aged 32
:/

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god bless the dead

Cherrypicked image.

Needs my willer

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

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Emilia Clarke aged 22
:D
What man in his right man would choose a woman in her thirties rather than one in her early twenties? (Answer: one with no other choice.)

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give it a fucking rest you pathetic incel freak go and spout this nonsense on r9k

Did someone make fun of your music taste over there?

finally went to confession lads

feel like a new man

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Dude fuck off.

grannyfuckers on the defensive

Fucking ridiculous

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You won't find a picture of a 35 year-old looking better than she did in her early twenties.
She looks tired and wrinkled now, eye wrinkles and smile lines have set in.

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leftypol tripping over xer own feet

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Thirties is post wall

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What's your point exactly
Everyone gets old

>huh, soijak posted a video
>...i don't get it, it's just a car driving down a hill

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Female hypergamy renders the majority of men incel

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NO GIGA WATCH OUT IT IS A TRICK!!!1!

Prove me wrong 3am virgin posters

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No it doesn't. Maybe 5% of men or less are incel. Probably considerably less. You don't shag because you're a fat loser

fml lads, was 5 years into some birds timeline and accidentally clicked like on something, what should i do?

Again, as I posted in the previous thread, nice source you pathetic loser.

any other FTMs in?

Nothing to prove, you're posting bullshit infographics created by incels

been setting off some big farts tonight

un like

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No kys

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*makes a meme infograph saying the sky is green*
heh, you're wrong

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I am cute

This was her last month for a photoshoot she hasn't hit the wall

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i can't see the photo anymore i think she blocked me

No you're not
Kys

Her bum smells of poo.

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hoo hoo hoo

doin a poo

and she's a 6/10 looks

we are cute

f

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>edited

You are blind as a bat.

Mentally ill

Speaking of poo I've been lying in bed for the past 30 min farting up a storm under my sheets. Lifted them up and filled the room with a shit smell.

alright 5 i was being a bit generous 2bh

Most guys cannot even get a mildly attractive girl like this one because such girls only consider the top 20% looking men.
The only thing that changes this is money, which is basically like glorified prostitution. Why do you think sugar daddies exist?
But the average Joe with average income is invisible to prime thotties. His only hope is waiting to beta provide when the girl hits the wall, and even then she'll still cuck him with young Chads.
Such is the power of pussy.

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9/11 was ten years ago. Fuck me.

instagram.com/topsurgery/
doing a little scroll through

I went to a mostly female school. My class was composed of about twenty girls and two guys besides me. They would talk about how they'd date models, actors, good looking football players. And then they all ended up dating with ugly faced guys, manlets, and out of shape mediocre men. Even the good looking ones. You're overthinking it, unless you're really ugly, and by this I mean physically repulsive.

No way.

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very nice dick

u too incel

more like a 4

sucking a (weed) vape pen

No it isn't try going outside you've spent too much time on r9k

Make a tinder or pof profile with an ugly girl and see how many responses she'll get from top tier, attractive men in the first hour
It's little wonder that wonder have a hugely inflated view of themselves. Chad's dick is always there on tap for them.

This is from 2 days ago and not from a professional photoshoot

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its been almost 20 years

I'm not incel but you really are mentally ill suicide case lol

really nothing that special

>Thirties is post wall
>>edited

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mad how 9/11 is on christmas this year

>tfw the old computer is finally dying
Had this girl since 2013. Only paid £600 for it too. But these days I can't even go on Jow Forums.org and have any other tabs open that have moving images on them because Jow Forums's advertisements coupled with something else flashing causes it to spaz out and the monitor starts blinking black every 10 seconds. It can't even load most news sites because the bombardment of advertisements and other shit causes the FPS to tank.

Nasolabial folds and marionette lines coming in strongly
What can you say, she's not 21 anymore

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Looks fine to me
Just starting to get old

Based
obviously she is starting to look older but considering she's nearly 33 she hasn't hit the wall

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Keep coping because you married a post wall thottie.
Don't know how guys like you are more attracted to ageing women who have taken miles of dick before you than to a pure youthful virgin of 18.

eating some goji berries
gross

i'm 25 and not married

>thottie

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Brits never should have given up hong kong

>post wall
>taken miles of dick
What does that have to do with Emilia Clarke

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Cute lass
Based

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it was bound to happen eventually

Yikes she looks like Madonna here
I'd sooner marry a 20yo than 30yo who's on the decline, thanks

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why is this graph not a square

I sure they would absolutely love to become British subjects again

Yeah but you still a virgin bro, so you gotta work that out first

Can someone explain the "sicko mode" meme I never really understood it or knew why people posted it

Based Brazil bro

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I wish Emilia was my wife

shes hotter now

Thot is the dumbest term for a whore or "golddigger" that they could've come up with.
As much as I hate boomers, at least some of their vernacular works in conversation.

Oh, and another retarded zoomer phrase, "Miss me with [insert thing here]" It's just a version of spare me that caught on.

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Lads I'm catfishing with a trans girl profile some guy who claimed he was looking for a woman

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Gonna finally stop drinking tomorrow. When I drank today I got chills really bad, my belly burned, I kept stopping breathing and having to force myself to breathe and my body kept trying to force me to throw up. I'm drunk now though so all that's stopped. But after today, no more drinking.