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why do brits call a "bottle of ranch" a "bokkle o cool american"

We do not choose our destiny. But we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.

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You’re a big farty poo pants!

lot of carbs and calories there fatso

19 or 34 yo to marry?

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i hadnt eaten anything else all day

because its our language

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never heard anyone even refer to it outside of yank tv

times a cunt isnt it jesus christ

gatorade sustagen and iced coffee

2, 1

I think we usually just call it ranch dressing

do your doody (poo)

ive never tasted ranch

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that doesnt matter its still a terrible meal sort yourself out

well i liked it

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in australia we would call a ranch a cattle station

I reckon no deal brexit would be just fine lads. John Bolton said so.

I am a 'Chad'

you call prawns cobblies or some bollocks you cunts cant be trusted

i'm 5'7 and 140lbs

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another reason i genuinely pity you
manlet runt

Who is this Chad fellow and why is everybody so mad at him

Circumcision is better I say this as an uncircumcised lad

I wonder what Emma Watson's butthole is doing right now. All covered and hidden by a pair of panties and jeans. Just existing there in pitch black darkness.
Has Emma spared a thought for her tight little butthole today or has she forgotten it exists there between her soft, pink buttcheeks?
Perhaps when she does a poo next she'll give it a little wipe with toilet paper to clean it a little, then maybe later she'll give it a wash with soap and water as she showers.
Oh Emma Watson's butthole, how I long for thee, to taste thee, to inhale thine aroma through my nostrils.

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call prawns chrissy lunch me

fuck off cretin

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i pitty the foo

i pity the uneducated manlet runt

John Bolton is a jew

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

I fitty the poo

who the fucks john bolton

is it true that brits don't even circumcise their dogs?

Faggots need to be gassed.

You're sick
I prefer to believe that women don't fart or take shits

ive kissed a lad ngl

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never received a (you) from an aussie

alright im john bolton

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Dave Blackburn's mate

boutta finna dabba a cigarette

It's unhygienic
Useless piece of flesh I would very well do without
Lop them off when we're babies like they do in America. That would be better

Oh sorry, I was getting him confused with Adam Bolton, that fat cunt off Sky News

i am cut

so are eyelids go and get them cut off weirdo

based retard

john bolton is a jew too
he won guardian of zion a couple years ago

>It's unhygienic
>Useless piece of flesh I would very well do without
>Lop them off when we're babies like they do in America.

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cutting off my baby son's earlobes so he can wash behind is ears slightly easier when he grows up

mad how yanks have no sensitivity in their bellends

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I just noticed his fly is undone

fuck off moron kys

just chop off your arse bro it's more hygienic

same but im letting xhem decide xheir own gender

niggers are fake news

GOOOOOOOD post.

lol yanks on suicide watch

Normies find him the funniest
Can't say I do

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get me food drip fed so i dont shit because its more hygenic

false equivalency

>false equivalency

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might cut off my arm so I don't get armpit cancer

removing all of the hair on my body with a laser because its more hygienic

If it wasn't an expensive hassle I would get circumcised. Why not? Foreskins are useless, that's why circumcision was invented in the first place
I dunno if I could trust British doctors though, they have less experience performing them than yank doctors.
I certainly wouldn't trust a Muslim or Jewish doctor to carry it out.

cutting off my foreskin

removing a nigger from my apartment complex because it's safer

imagine thinking foreskins are useless and even if they were that that was the reason circumcision was invented

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nah i cant imagine being that retarded 2bh

Wouldn't a jew be best?

im also pro circumcision but im going now so dont bother replying

>replying to the most obvious bait ever
dumb cunt

where you going

Adults who've had circumcisions say there is no reduction in sexual pleasure
Overly emotional anti circumcision lobby BTFO'd

why do the welsh try their best to learn a warhammer fantasy language that they never use unless its infront of people who arent from wales its ridiculous and cry to get tv channels in just welsh that they dont even watch because its dire tv because no one watches it the more you think about the welsh the more it becomes clear why they were banished to the corner

was going back from my lunch break but i didnt so im back for a bit now

i'm going to watch apocalypse now in stunning 720p format

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Yeah they'd fuck it up though because I'm gentile

Just imagine it. You’re eating Emma Watson’s asshole and pussy doggystyle. Your mouth is on her pussy and your nose is right up on her cute, pink asshole. Suddenly she farts and the entirety of the fart goes straight up your nostrils. Just the possibility of such a thing happening makes precum drip from my cock.

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picking at my bumhole with a finger then giving it a big long sniff