/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

Zoomers are barely human

>muh books

>me and one other guy carry team to 3-0 scoreline
>only need 1 more round to win and shut the enemy out
>3 other retards are awful
>we lose 2 rounds because they do nothing
>they they have 1 kill each and 5 deaths each
>get fed up and tell them I'm done, they deserve a loss
>they cry in broken English with thick accents and call me bad
>other guy wins a round by a miracle
>4-4 overtime match point
>they are bargaining "w-well try and win and prove how good you are so we take you seriously"
>I am STILL topfrag after throwing for multiple rounds
>they all die again and I just sit in spawn until time runs out
Why do these retards play video games they are clearly not meant to be playing?

One kill and EIGHT deaths in a game is not acceptable. I would uninstall if that ever happened to me.

>started a game while typing this and I got teamkilled first round
Literally everyone but me is retarded.

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I'm freaking out now lads. This women and her other friend are going to see if they can get a government house for us 3 to live in. I am worried that I will become the portable atm machine, maybe this is why they bought the book for me. Literally shaking lads.

Also I haven't been around these two when there not medicated so i don't know how bat shit crazy they could get.

I'm a boy. I like books.

Working on a personal library. I read exclusively fiction.

>I read exclusively fiction.
retard

What do you read if not fiction? Biographies? Cringe.

Books can be used to escape a reality just a bit. Fiction is the easiest way to do it.

You're supposed to read a healthy mix of fiction and non - fiction

Again, what do you read that is non-fiction? What even is there? Biographies? Auto-biographies? Descriptions of historical events?

>Yeah, I don't read fiction, that'd be a waste of time. I read books about the developmental history of trains.

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>The Fellowship of the Ring? Sorry, I'm reading On the Genealogy of Morality

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Philosophical works, histories, biographies/auto biographies, textbooks, etc
Fiction books are fine, you can learn a lot from them, but by spurning non fiction books completely and only reading fiction you are a midwit
Non - fiction covers a huge amount of categories
Sperg

Personal libraries are cool but the problem is if you buy all those books hardcover it's gonna cost a fortune.

A library full of paperbacks or cardstock looks like shit and immediately reveals you to be a poor.

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Just came back from aussieland

You can get them cheaply at used book sales

>he takes dick pics
>hes over 17 years old
sad!

...

its the safest pic

GOOD morning GAMERS

whos ready to get in a circle and start jerking our wieners

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nice dubs

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thanks bud

post some /modern goth/ music

Purple - The Club
youtube.com/watch?v=X5DczbcVSq4
Chelsea Wolfe - The Warden
youtube.com/watch?v=fiwBe8GX-HU
IC3PEAK - FAIRYTALE
youtube.com/watch?v=y13sm8OJTf4
yeule - Pixel Affection
youtube.com/watch?v=Arfse3z5YzQ

youtu.be/v9WO0Li3NWI

I know beating up old people isn't cool, but when it's andy dick?

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I know an older guy who used to help run a club in hollywood, and he told me andy dick got knocked out there before for touching strangers.

is knitting feminine or gay?

Was he being a dick?

during medieval times professional knitting was a male activity, women were forbidden from joining knitters guilds.

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knitting guilds*
my bad, haven't slept

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i dreamed that i was kidnapped by mermaids and learned how to communicate with them so i could ask humans to stop polluting the ocean

now i kinda want to write a romance book based about that

not to be confused with kniggers guilds

>i will never be a dog

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What’s updog

sounds like a retarded premise

good morning

do it

>showerzo time

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>’zo ‘za

gonna go to the flea market this weekend and see if i cant find a more comfortable card chair
the seat at this one opens to a downward angle making it difficult and painful to sit on

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the name will be anita and the lonely mermaid boy

>mermaid boy
that’s called a merman

>boy
>man

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got my ear kinda unblocked from wax buildup buds
i can hear from it again

based and earpilled

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Still got some beer
And i guess my white pizza
Artichockes and black olives

I wish i could suck off 8/10 friends

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forgot to bring my water bottle

mmm they dont exist so i get to call them whatever i want mmkay?

the mermaids in my dream didnt look like that they were very human except they had very large feet and they were tall

the abrupt change in your post from talking about pizza to sucking off your friends made lol really hard

As you can see, im pretty high

Pizza overlord, its good
I made a white small one (yeah i know shape isnt ideal)

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God i wish to stick my penis in him

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do u succ white small ones too?

Going to wait until lunch time to eat because I can't be bothered to make breakfast

As long as youre attractive
Ugh cant rotate

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Do you grant independence to Quebec?
I can be mean too

VLQL

And also i love above average cocks but im happy enough with other stories

looks healthy

Epstein’s Feed And Seed
(Formerly Chuck Schumer’s)

Vancouver License Qwerty Language
Ah yes

Nothing wrong with a slice of pizza

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Hawaiian pizza

God i wish i sucked a lot of guys

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UK more like U GAY

GOD I WANT A MEXICAN GF SO BAD

UK Sucks

Also i want my penis in him
Are you kathy griffin? Cause i aint laughing so maybe you ARE kathy griffin

Plextor optical drives yes
3M and floppies
Windows 98 from a CD

Bought some more booze

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>why yes i do want to relocate the entirety of the UK population to the United States

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There are some guys I've seen that I'd gladly suck one after the other

am having trouble pooping rn

Well, turns out I can’t extend my visa over 180 days...
And as today was my last day I had to leave Taiwan LOL.
I’ll be back on Friday, I pray to my Lord Jesus Christ that I’ll get the 90 days visa exempt entry...

Drink more water and eat more vegetables.

tfw no qt brown gf

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it's secretly patrician

Made one

I'd go for a bf too

Stop it hurts too much...

Hostels suck so much but at least it’s only 15 dollaroos per night.

feeling personally attacked

I’m done tinderposting
Have deleted the app

Going fishing tomorrow morning before wageslaving

First part is based second is cringe

Wanna send me some money

on the clock right now