i suppose I was looking for something to believe in...worth living for, dying for....and I have come this far on my own.../brit/ the edish, edition
I suppose I was looking for something to believe in...worth living for, dying for....and I have come this far on my own...
THREAD
Shut up and post slags
youtu.be
choon
On this day in British History
>1040 – King Duncan I is killed in battle against his first cousin and rival Macbeth. The latter succeeds him as King of Scotland.
>1352 – War of the Breton Succession: Anglo-Bretons defeat the French in the Battle of Mauron.
>1592 – The first sighting of the Falkland Islands by John Davis. Due to inadequate supplies, his crew was forced to kill hundreds of penguins for food on the islands. The stored meat later spoiled in the tropics and only fourteen of his 76 men made it home alive.
>1598 – Nine Years' War: Battle of the Yellow Ford: Irish forces under Hugh O'Neill, Earl of Tyrone, defeats an English expeditionary force under Henry Bagenal.
>1816 – The United Kingdom formally annexes the Tristan da Cunha archipelago, administering the islands from the Cape Colony in South Africa.
>1900 – The Eight-Nation Alliance occupies Beijing, China, in a campaign to end the bloody Boxer Rebellion in China.
>1917 – World War I: Royal Navy vessel HMS Prize is torpedoed and sunk in the Atlantic Ocean northwest of Ireland by German submarine SM UB-48 with the loss of all 27 crew, including commanding naval officer and Victoria Cross recipient William Edward Sanders.
>1941 – World War II: Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt sign the Atlantic Charter
>1942 – World War II: British Commandos carry out Operation Barricade, an overnight raid on an anti-aircraft gun and radar site northwest of Pointe de Saire, France
>1947 – Pakistan gains Independence from the British Empire
>1967 – UK Marine Broadcasting Offences Act declares participation in offshore pirate radio illegal.
>1969 – The Troubles: British troops are deployed in Northern Ireland as political and sectarian violence breaks out, marking the start of the 37-year Operation Banner.
>2013 – Mark Sutton, the stuntman who parachuted into the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony dressed as James Bond, is killed in a wing-suit flying accident in the Swiss Alps.
BELLI DURO DESPICO
Too much water in me fucking mortar lads doesnt matter anyway
Might make a grindr and fuck a tranny
don't fall for the meme lad, it feels really gay
don't need to touch the fire to know it's hot
Sloppy bastid
Surely more trannies would be on tinder?
speaking from personal experience?
what does this have to do with British culture?
mad how you just work for 60 years and then die
lol
heroism is long dead
you won't be remembered, the company you worked for will
Pointe de Saire mentioned
this isn't /brit/ lads
bizzarro /brit/
Why is British print media so dramatic and shit?
Have to keep the troglodytes (and boomers) hooked
*rips off precisely 4 (four) squares of loo roll*
*wipes the sleep from my eyes with it*
*folds it in half*
*blows my nose in it*
*folds it in half*
*dabs my bellend with it*
*shoves it up my arse and wiggles it around a bit*
*finally flushes it*
just call me Greta Thunderbug or whatever
Alri snotarse
or as I've taken to calling myself, snarse
t. mboko on a proxy
Nope
You're not cute bro
bums pooing and fannies weeing
Well neither are you
Do gays even fuck trannies? If I was a trannie I would go on tinder looking for dick not grindr
I am
It's always something with Poley
Imagine being British. Just imagine waking up with a fresh dole cheque, going outside to hit up JobCentre, calling some immigrants "filthy paki's" on your way there, hanging out with your chav m8s later, 'ave a giggle with yer m8s at the local chippy store and then visiting your slag to give 'er a cheeky lil' romp.
Man, if only I was born in Birmingham...
>fatoids
I’m not cute, I’m handsome
Why are fat people like this?
PENG
E.N.G
You're not cute bro
they're not like that because they're fat, they're fat because they're like that
delusion and not wanting to accept responsibility for their actions.
Seems mostly women who do this kind of thing, fat blokes know they are fat fucks
>people be's people
not even an anime nonce but i do sort of want to marry an anime girl
Is this brit?
Need a fat ting
shut up and kiss me
>I-I'm telling the truth, I swear
i am in wales lads so post some welsh choons please
wait so is this /brit/ or not?
I am omnipresent
Yes it is but OP forgot name tag
why
youtube.com
This is good
music is omnipresent innit
what a goose am i right
Is Alizee famous in UK and Australia?
Yep
cheoon
So am I
I wish she was my gf and less hoe-ish
Alizee is 40 years old now and still cute.
Why is it so cold in August FFS
Brrrrrrrrrr
Guy.. what does it feel like?
No way she's 40 she looks 18
on the search for summer clothes
mustn't look like a fool with my new body
Because you’re in England.
Temperature dropped like last week. Freezing again. But reckon we'll have some sun in Sept
Summer is basically over
REAL /BRIT/ BECAUSE IDIOT YANK OP FORGOT TO PUT IT IN THE SUBJECT LIKE A TYPICAL RETARD
I'm not though.
Because you’re on the island of Britain or possibly Northern Ireland.
Your new body?
threadsplitters should be flayed alive
Agree. Let’s all migrate.
It hardly even started this year
Migrate
yeah, that's what I said mate