Scuttles across your foot

>scuttles across your foot

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They wipe out everything

JESUS FUC-

Oh, it's just one of those.

Also, that is not a silverfish.

Christ guys my boss calls me, tells me one of the girls hurt herself again (fell and hit her head) and if I could cover the weekend for her and I agreed. Mannnn I'm such a fucking wanker why can't I just say no....

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Better than one of these fuckers starting up its wings

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I've never seen a cockroach before and I've been in some very,,,,, interesting places. Ontario though.

?? What.

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>he doesn't know

heh let me tell you a story of my childhood.

>be me
>cockroach in room
>oh fuck
>mexican standoff this bitch for 2 minutes with a thong in my hand
>nigger starts flapping it's wings
>wat?
>Roach flys across the room to the other wall
>what
>the
>fuck
>curse god and all his creations
>mother fucker starts its wings again.
>I prepare to strike
>nigger is coming right for my face this time
>throw my thong and hit it
>it and my thong fall down the end of my bed
>I look and find it dead
>mfw if I missed my thong it would have landed on my face
>mfw I won the battle.

Yes cockroaches can fly and yes it is fucked up

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House centipedes bite.

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They are wickedly fast movers too. This video doesn't really do them justice, but it's one of the best I could find.

I've seen them scale my bedroom wall from floor to ceiling in 2-3 seconds flat

this is in slomo
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This is a David Hogg/Media Matters/Shareblue thread meant to evoke disgust and aversion. It is made by the same people that have attempted to push nuPepe and Fresco.
Liberalism is a mental disorder, and the left can't meme!

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>having these in your home
Clean up your rooms, you filthy fucks

It wouldn't surprise me if you were right... however, don't you think you're reaching a bit much?

... are you a prostitute?

everyone is a prostitute, the real question is simply a matter of price

>feed it to my pet P. audax

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Delete this

Wtf, I love overripe bananas. Tell me you put the spider inside on purpose.

It's CG you potatoes.

delete what user

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Not at all, shillbro! Think: what is the automatic reaction to this thread, which incidentally has NOTHING to do with Jow Forums? Aversion. It is a tool meant to manipulate and help paint an emotional picture. It is patently blatant.

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Is this it OP? Are you trying to disgust us so we stop talking about meme money? Do you want me to post pizza or something so I disgust you back? :^)

Fresco is good though

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Oh- I am sorry, how is this related to Bussiness and Finance?

yes

waitj jejeje i have a good one

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Post tits now. Thx

They are fast as lightning. And they get pretty big, too. The bigger ones are faster.

t. experienced centipede duelist

They make such a mess when you kill them.

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