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cant even get off to normal porn

He cute

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why does it look like his moustache is pouring out of his nostril lol

On this day in British History

>1040 – King Duncan I is killed in battle against his first cousin and rival Macbeth. The latter succeeds him as King of Scotland.
>1352 – War of the Breton Succession: Anglo-Bretons defeat the French in the Battle of Mauron.
>1592 – The first sighting of the Falkland Islands by John Davis. Due to inadequate supplies, his crew was forced to kill hundreds of penguins for food on the islands. The stored meat later spoiled in the tropics and only fourteen of his 76 men made it home alive.
>1598 – Nine Years' War: Battle of the Yellow Ford: Irish forces under Hugh O'Neill, Earl of Tyrone, defeats an English expeditionary force under Henry Bagenal.
>1816 – The United Kingdom formally annexes the Tristan da Cunha archipelago, administering the islands from the Cape Colony in South Africa.
>1900 – The Eight-Nation Alliance occupies Beijing, China, in a campaign to end the bloody Boxer Rebellion in China.
>1917 – World War I: Royal Navy vessel HMS Prize is torpedoed and sunk in the Atlantic Ocean northwest of Ireland by German submarine SM UB-48 with the loss of all 27 crew, including commanding naval officer and Victoria Cross recipient William Edward Sanders.
>1941 – World War II: Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt sign the Atlantic Charter
>1942 – World War II: British Commandos carry out Operation Barricade, an overnight raid on an anti-aircraft gun and radar site northwest of Pointe de Saire, France
>1947 – Pakistan gains Independence from the British Empire
>1967 – UK Marine Broadcasting Offences Act declares participation in offshore pirate radio illegal.
>1969 – The Troubles: British troops are deployed in Northern Ireland as political and sectarian violence breaks out, marking the start of the 37-year Operation Banner.
>2013 – Mark Sutton, the stuntman who parachuted into the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony dressed as James Bond, is killed in a wing-suit flying accident in the Swiss Alps

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it doesn't suit him at all. he looks even more like a sex predator

he looks a lot better

that means it suits him

creasing, absolute state

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looks like that lad out of hall and oates. possibly oates. the one that had the moustache. might have been hall.

business idea: more anime in /brit/

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oh my word

Why would you post your face here?

same reason why you'd use a name despite being the only person from the country who posts here

Fucking hell he actually looks like a genuine sex offender

i didn't lad what you on about

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Literally who?

Who knows what goes through the minds of the attention starved?

self-centredness and lack of self-awareness

to prove you are a Celtic warrior

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haven’t shaved in nearly 2 weeks and this is all I have to show for it.
I’m 24 why the fuck can’t I grow proper facial hair

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wonder if alan realizes that googling his name is just going to come up with /brit/ threads

more than i can do and i'm the same age tbf

count me in

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embarrassing but it is what it is. you cannot let it grow like that, you have to be fully shaved at all times.

Fucking state of this BBC wankathon over a female referee

>Super Cup: Liverpool and Chelsea to meet in final - why you should care
>There will be extra focus on the person in the middle for this game because, for the first time in history, a woman will referee a major European men's game.
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49316920

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Of all th things I could take a craving for, lemonade FFS. Going out for a bottle.

dare you to keep it haha

wow, women can do ANYTHING
*sits on a bench with a pram and watches a volkswagen golf go past*

I’m going to shave tonight, I thought I would give it a while to see if it improves but it hasn’t

>craving
are you pregnant

Hope not. The Mrs will want tests to be sure it's hers.

is it possible for a story to be set in space without it being classed as science fiction?

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science non-fiction

yeh watch the movie martian

space fiction

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star wars is this

if it was about a caveman who got launched into space by accident like something fell on the other end of a plank he was walking on and fired him up into orbit then it wouldn't be science fiction cos cavemen didn't have science

Wanking to tranny porn now
Ffs thanks /brit/

grug go for waAAAAAaaaᵃᵃᵃᵃˡˡᵏᵏ''

you know what i miss? tard story threads on /b/

How much should you spend on a mattress lads?

you know what i miss? love

350 ish

Think it would have been pretty fucking scary living in prehistoric Britain

"tard wranglers" lmao
funny times

can't have a procession of tards without wranglers present, it would be anarchy

don't blame us, it was yanks who pushed it and yanks who spammed it and yanks who defended it, all the while we wanted it off
the obsession and fetishisation of trannies is an almost entirely american phenomenon

spent a grand on mine. nice memory foam one, don't know how i slept on a spring one before.

tfw ur only known leader was gay
khilji dynasty india

grimm GRIM

is there anything more boring than people banging on about their fucking kids?
haha wow up at 2am, was he? no way haha you must be tired haha aw won't be long until he's up and about haha
FUCK OFF

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in the chocolate aisle because you're fucking brown
should be in the bogs really

>not sleeping on the floor
never going to make it

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Freddie Mercury called, he wants his style back

Not being fiction would be a start, Apollo 13 for instance. You could also argue that the original Star Wars trilogy are fantasy rather than SF but I think that stretches a point a bit.

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Should be on a banana boat bound for Lahore.

my dad says his first job when she was a teenager in the 60s was guarding the sweet isle from shoplifters
guess they didn't have cameras back then hey

Large portion of absolutely fucking based

in the meat aisle cos i'm like meat

America called, it wants it quips back.

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>what do you do for a living?
oh am a bon bon bouncer, mate

I know a Lord. How can I use that connection to get a job in the UK?

in the spong aisle x

cuz i like meat*

Alri STOP

doesn't count if it's a gaylord

whenever i go out i see far too many non-whites

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in the poo aisle lads

in the soft drink aisle because if you post one more pic of this paki runt im going to pop

in the plymouth argyle

wheres * in the adult toys aisle cuz i am a faggot?

tonights punt

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Oh look, it's this post again!

white people ladies and gents

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more like tonights munt(er)

>my dad says his first job when she was a teenager
lol tranny dad

asian prossies are always scammers

in the card aisle to read the funny cards haha

>new chinese girl [...] from Japan
suspicious

say goodbye to those kidneys

niggers cant speak english either

nah ur in the card aisle cause ur a card

if you're going to point out typos you might as well point out how i misspelled 'aisle' as well

fucking hell is this what speaking to women is like these days? DIRE

the british aisles

Grimmus Supremus

is dave in

in the back of aisles getting the d