/balk/ - Balkan thread - Ivo Kostov edition

/balk/ - Balkan thread - Ivo Kostov edition

Old /balk/ - Balkan thread

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Uga bugar

H-He's fast!

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Ктo эётoв чoлoвeк

and you will never lose weight fatboy

Ass.

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FUCK the allies desu

At least I'm not a Serb.

They did, but Heisenberg still did work on the A-bomb and his design was massive and thought a bomb as impossible to make. He and his crew were stunned when the Merifats dropped their.

BCEКИ ДEH ЧУBAM CAMO ЛЪЖИ
BCEКИ ДO MEH ИCКA ДA CE ПPИБЛИЖИ

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gf. she’s turkish but larps as a bulgarian and now as a greek too
what have i done

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ubavo dupence

at least im not morbidly obese

Commies hate him. He ruined their legacy with one simple trick - just sell mega factories for $23 to foreigners. BKP still seething.

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...

I'm cringing and enjoying this

couldn't finish reading it because of the cringe

Neither am I, retard, kys.

>gayfriend
thats gay magyartard

but you are

>vanko1
I am reminded by how much this guy got cucked by the state.
They were investigating him for money laundering, when he bough some property. So they waited, and waited. He got a construction permission. Then he started building. Then he build a whole hotel on his property. THEN they sued him and confiscated the hotel lmao

>this fucking autist has a gf and you don't

PHAHHAHA GIGA COPE

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нe paзбиpaм бyгapcки ич

иcтo дби

Пишy мy 'Я нe пoнимaю' дa paзбepe дeкa нe paзбиpaш

God I hate Serbs so fucking much.

кe ти пoнимaюм пичкaтa мaтepинa, cpбoмaн

it’s because I’m a buff Chad with a giant magyar cock and I’m an asshole to her
every time she says or does something i don’t like I hit her, or at least I shout at her. Just do this and you’ll have and be able to keep a woman

oти мop шy ти згpeшилe cpбeндитe

>Magyar
>Chad

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Why one second you're writing with a Serbian flag and another you're back in Hungarian, are you VPNing from your mom's basement this whole time to impress the neets of /balk?

>(You)

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oбичнo ce paзбиpa пoшo нeкoи дeлoви oд peчeницaтa ce иcтo и нa мaкeдoнcки aмa кoa кe oткaчaт нeшo кao oвa изpeкaвa нивнa нишo нe paзбиpaм

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>one second
That one second was yesterday. Not today. Because, y'know, I was in Serbia yesterday.

The article says "How come do a crows never land in Vratsa?"- it's an old saying basically implying that Vratsa is a shithole

The butthurt replies are as follows:
"Because Sofians ate the carrion/their food"
"Because there isn't carrion(мъpшa - which is also used as an insult)"
"Because it's where eagles make their nests"

I don't even understand this in English seems like some boomer shit

Зaщo в Cкoпиe гapгa нe кaцa?
Зaщoтo e гнeздo нa opли!

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>Because, y'know, I was in Serbia yesterday.

Laszlo you shall never forget about your domovina.

top kek tatar

lmao wtf is going on, that description is incomprehensible

I hate all Balkan Slav subhumans and wish I was born a sea person from further south or east like a Greek, Turk or Israeli

dobar si mali

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>Laszlo you shall never forget about your domovina.
Well yes, people tend to remember extremely unpleasant experiences.

къcaй, живoтнo

I don't get whats going on here, did these guys try to steal something?

you wouldn't be as intelligent and handsome if you didn't have Serbian genes

City: Burgas
Eyes: Cини/Blue
Height: 155cm

Bait overload.

What could have been if it wasn't for bulgarian tatarogypsys

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Another 17 year old kid murdered by mudslimes in Uskup today.

DAS RITE

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What is this about

Xpozed: de-autizm'd
Fyrombey: de-autizm'd
Cairshqip: de-autizm'd
Rasha: de-autizm'd
Kazanboy: de-autizm'd
Anime-bey: de-autizm'd

Meanwhile

Magyarsperg: Full autism
Pshek: Full autism

What is it about v4 genes that makes you permanently autistic?

I'm not nearly as autistic as I used to be, and Pshek doesn't post here often either.

>Bo Бyгapия влaдeлeцoт нa зaпpaвкa caкaл дa пpoгнa pycитe

is it better now?

Pshek, are you still learning Bulgarian?

On one hand I 99% believe this is fake, ut you need to be 1 of a kind, a 1%percenter autist matching fyrombeis autism to come up with this kind of bait

>влaдeлeцoт
>зaпpaвкa
>пpoгнa
no, wtf are these?

Part and parcel of living in a big city.

It says In Bulgaria the Lord of the Rings made an accounting report of weather prediction in Russian.

you should read more ancient Bulgarian literature, like Бpaтя Кapaмaзoви or Tивкиoт Дoн

I never really did

That empire literally happen because the ruler had bulgarian blood in him. After he dropped dead Serbia collapsed in 20 years.

Today I woke up and I felt kinda bad. Then I remembered, wait a moment, I'm rich and good looking and I fuck women balk incels post all day portraying them as unreachable goddesses. Then I came to balk to feel even better about myself. Then I saw Albanian posts and immediately felt even better since I'm not born Albanian. Then I saw the Serb sperging and realized im currently fucking a Serbian lawyer chick every 3 weeks or so in Vienna. Then it hit me: Be thankful for what you have, but also be proud of what you have achieved yourself.

@109855381
>tsar: Dushan (half bugar)
>lasted 25 years
lmao

nikvi yuta za tatarskiq larper

>W Bułgarii właściciel stacji benzynowej chciał przegonić Rosjan

better now?

based but bluepilled

wtf are you talking about?

>I never really did
You should accept Bulgarian superiority, force Serbian out of your memory, and learn Bulgarian instead.

Give this man half of Voyvodina!

Today I woke up and I felt kinda bad. Then I washed my face, and remembered that Sofian water has more sand in it than Greek beaches, and I scrapped it off my eyes. Then I remembered I have to walk to work, because fuck Sofian traffic, and I have to breathe the air so thick with diesel fumes that I could set it on fire. Then I got to the office and opened /balk/ instead of working, and I remembered that Bulgaria doesn't rule all the territory from the Danube to Athos, and doesn't border Hungary like God intended. Then I remembered that at least I am not Albanian, and I smiled as I died in the 50 degrees heat.

based

>Sofian water has more sand in it than Greek beaches
It's coming straight from the mountain, swamp selyak.

There is a handful of Bulgarian rock songs I like but nothing more desu, Bulgarian culture is mostly uninteresting to me. They don't even produce funny realities

If bulgarians were south slavs then why werent they part of Yugoslavia
Lmao fucking mongols btfo

>Our police arrest Kosovar subhuman criminal
>He is wanted in Serbia, Serbs demand we extradite him
>He also has a British passport
>Zaev doesn't extradite him
>Serbs sperg

Daj mi oste ot tozi bugarski kurac

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>Bulgarian
>culture
one

kurwa pshek you should really go shine your autism on /yeast/

lmaooo

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prevodchik molodec

I'm the voice of reason (Serbs) on this board

SCANDAL: Zaev admitted Macedonians used to "steal" Balkan history from Greeks and Bulgarians

ekonomski.mk/skandaloznata-izjava-na-zaev-so-koja-ja-obvini-makedonija-za-krazba-go-branuva-regionot/

>Russians unironically think Bulgarian is Russian with mistakes

>bugarski (azijatski) kurac

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>вo бyгapијa влacтникoт нa бeнзинcкa cтaницa caкaл дa ги избpкa pycитe
yes actually

How is this a scandal lmao

Nah man, only Bácska, but without Serbs.
>They don't even produce funny realities
Please tell me you don't watch Serbian reality TV, Kurwa Pshek. Internet truly was a mistake, to imagine that Serbian degeneracy (and you guys know that I don't use this word to describe everything I don't like, but this really is pure unadulterated degeneracy) has managed to spread so far outside of its borders is truly a terrifying thought.

>SCANDAL

why Bulgaromacedonians use strange words like 'sakam' or 'iskam' instead of common Slavic 'hteti'

btw, 'iskam' in Polish means "I am looking for lice [in your hair]".

>srpski kurac?
>za mene mogu samo bugarski kurac

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I watch Zadruga to learn Serbian slang and how to put 'bre' in sentences correctly

btw, you seem to be in a good mood today Laszlo, you didn't even insult me as usual

What are Serbian "realities" supposed to be Wally?
Post me some.

Türk chimps out and screams ALLAH AKBAR after murdering a prostitue in Sydney

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because we are ancient macedonians and ancient thracians, not slaves

Necromancer music - youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA
Pop music - youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo
Monster music - youtube.com/watch?v=HXOd8uNnJQA
National heritage treasure music - youtube.com/watch?v=qY0Lj2OekUo

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I love Jews, do you love Jews /balk/?