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brummie gf just sent me this

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wank to pixels

I had horrible anxiety in college, could barely get out of bed some days and missed so many classes and nearly failed because of it

whats this meme
cor whos this paki

Should've gone to doctor cockfosters

dont care virgin

Shagged a hot central yank last night
Unfortunately too drunk to remember any of it

¦oylesSpor's
HIS IS BETTIG.

rest assured i intend to top myself very soon
if you're wise you'll do the same

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Should have got smashed on benzos everyday and maybe you would have not been a loser
Bet you felt comfy in bed though dint ya

What is Boris doing to tackle this pressing issue?

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This bear style mogs 99% of this thread

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anyone got the yanks arrive in /brit/ gif with from the music video to hand

been told I'm pretty wise but I'm not gonna become an hero, reckon the mrs would be upset

>cor whos this paki
my gf

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Business idea. man the fuck up.

>be british
>get stabbed

vapid whore

Should have unironically just maned up and got on with it

Lachie nooooooooooo

bet you havent even tried living, you probably sit inside most days scrolling aimlessly through the internet wallowing in self pity, go outside you fucking soft cunt put yourself in situations where you experience living

Nah its some bird off twitter

based on what lmao fuckall has happened except a few minor scraps

corrr look at that barnet
what a man

state of them brows lolll

yeah my gf uses twitter

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being self-conscious is my defining character trait

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but did you read that?
it's because of brexit! all nazis are complicit
and did you read that other part?
it could get worse!

this but even louder and more insults thrown in

reckon i might move away from brighton because of the implication

any remoaners ere?

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post her flaps otherwise ur chatting shit

alan in 8 years when he hits his mid life crisis

Yeah,, I shag
And by "shag", I don't mean having sex
I mean that I have an uncomfortably large collection of photos and webms of birds that I find attractive

I like Brighton, had friends at uni there so I visited a lot. Always found the nights out fun even if they were a bit pricey

>i don't want people to assume I'm bent, I want the opportunity to tell them myself
figures :v

shut up yank

>state of them brows lolll
roastoid cope

where in brighton are you?

Brighton seems not like a very appropriate name for a place in Briton desu

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It’s England’s San Francisco

nah don't think she would appreciate that

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i have about 20 pics of men saved on my hard drive (no homo) and 0 women

Drugs are never the answer. Go on benzos for ‘xiety and you’ll never get off them.

I did thats why I ended up passing. But at the time it seems impossible as the longer you do it the more daunting the tasks you’re avoiding become and the worse you feel more anxious. Its a positive feedback loop

Oxford bender offered to give me a reacharound

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Gucci is gaudy as fuck

jenna

>Drugs are never the answer. Go on benzos for ‘xiety and you’ll never get off them.
except people can and do all the time. you realise benzos aren't just for abusing don't you?

and anyway, i'd rather be a high functioning drug addict than a low functioning fucking gimp but thats just me

antisemitism requires prejudice + power + privilege
by definition gentiles cannot be antisemitic as they hold no structural power or privilege over jewish people

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Well I'd have called it Dullton. Or Benton

yeh but i started out like you know im just a low functioning drugged gimp

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the original name is brighthelmstone fwiw

Got stood up for a Skype job interview lol
I asked later what's going on and they said they were sorry for the delay but they were looking at other candidates now
Asked for feedback and they ignored me

Does anyone else have weird, fucked up dreams all night long if they go to bed when they aren't actually tired?

what the FUCK does that have to do with British culture

I only have dreams when something major changes in my life generally, or I'm excited for something in the near future

bit of a gamer me

Ta for the you

youtube.com/watch?v=uVi-O_Ty7KQ

this is the realest moment in all of film history

I have weird fucked up deams every night. Cant remember this mornings though but i remember it was scary. Yesterday morning I was at the end of a tunnel lying down in a pile of bodies pretending to be dead while this teleporting guy with a knife was slashing at the pile of bodies i was in

>two minutes between posts
Brit is dead

not sure how to kill myself
can't do it at home because that's poor taste
how about get some vallium, helium, and go to the lakes?
how does that sound?

its 3pm

for me its applesauce

Also have this problem. Wish I lived in burgerland.

or you could wish to have balls and not humour yourself with the coward's way out

make a fake political statement and torch yourself infront of any random 3rd world embassy

grrrr me brave me die after my brains turned to mush from old age

any INTP man in

Activist Greta Thunberg named Game Changer of the Year by British GQ

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decided i'm not going to sleep tonight

why kill yourself when a police can do it

DUDE SUICIDE LMAO

I have enough problems dying in extreme pain because i fuck up hanging myself or even worse failing to die and becoming a mong is not another one i want

grrr me not coward me just put family through bereavement rather than talk to women

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Police won’t kill you here you’ll just get jumped on and beaten

i'm not black

youtube.com/watch?v=TMJEFJQ1t68
>"s-s-six d-d-days clean"
>literally drunk Pimms last night and deleted all the evidence

INTJ
dodged the bullet, me

i'm INFP

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thats a defeatist attitude. you only need to get more stars