UND DAS HEIST

I love this 5 year boom-bust cycle

Wtf? You fags are underspending on NATO and still can maintain growth?

Nah, they aren't American

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EEEEERIKA

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strap in, boys

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Honestly sad. Germany has basically a car monopoly in Europe, underspends on NATO, can’t commit fully on Russia sanctions, and they still can’t maintain economic growth.

>receive millions of immigrants in the last few years
>still go into a recession
Is this the Wirtschaftswunder I've been hearing about?

they clearly need more doctors and engineers

NATO is a vehicle of American imperialism and spending on it only means greater expenses in the form of rapefugees and terrorists coming to Europe. The whole rotten organization should be disbanded.

This

>The whole rotten organization should be disbanded.
Yes, so that a European Army can replace it... a "European army" where only one country manages to have an effective military and none of the countries that are in any way significant meet the NATO norm of 2% of GDP spending.

Europe needs NATO harder than America does right now and despite all the dickswinging NOBODY in Europe even wants to spend 2%. And that's assuming (very generously) that an EU army wouldn't need to spend even more to make up for the absence of America's military machine (like 5% of GDP per country).

Oh boy is the world in for another 2009 or even better a new 1929?

>t.102% in debt

About time. There's a recession every ten years, last one was 11 years ago.

>US 10-year yield below 2-year rate for the first time since 2007
>last 3 times this happened, US recession followed
>NASDAQ and FTSE are falling
>UK, German economies are contracting
I give it 6 months before we hit another big global recession. Tik tok bulls...
I don’t know why you retards are laughing when we’re next.

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Why the fuck would Europe need a big military? What EU needs is couple of hundred nukes as a deterrent and maybe 1% of GDP on other shit to guard the borders and that's it. No need to force project cause imperialist adventures shouldn't be on EUs agenda.

This lmfao
Right when I got a job out of college. Now I’m fucking worried about this coming recession and what that could mean for me.
Life is so fucking exhausting.

But would just 1% of GDP be enough for the Fourth Reich?

Yes, this will be the biggest happening of the 21st century. Expect socialism to become the norm afterwards.

Its evident you do't know the first thing about military or geostrategy.

stfu and ply wth your faggy-o cards or w/e

It's even better considering we haven't recovered from the last recession yet! Plus, Germany has other financial problems such as pensions and Deutsch bank. Next few years are going to be interesting.

need to import more chinks and nafris

And I'm sure you are a mastermind on "geostrategy" lmao

How should i prepare myself for such an event? Should I invest in Gold, Silver or what?

>I don’t know why you retards are laughing when we’re next.

How is your orange man planning to be reelected if he crashs the world economy with no survivor?

uh you might want to take a look at your 2 to 10 year bond spreads. now look at the markets.

This is mostly a consequence of Europe being able to get away with it. America realises that their grasp on the world is rooted in defence. The medieval monarch justified his rule by providing protection. If the US pull out of that game, then they will lose their influence and the basis of their hegemony. Of course everyone in Europe realises that, so they let the US shoulder the burden, because all the US can do is complain. If the US actually did pull out it wouldn't take long for Europe to rearm, all the major powers have the technology and the funds to do that, however, as things are right now there is no need for it, so everyone relies on the US instead - Germany in particular.

>What EU needs is couple of hundred nukes as a deterrent and maybe 1% of GDP on other shit to guard the borders and that's it.
ok retard

The only way to survive is to have contacts inside the government that owe you a favor.

Explain why EU would need a large military?

He won’t be re-elected if it crashes by next spring.

all he needs to do is to pump the bull with some temporary steroids to last after election. than it can die for all he cares. he's got some tools.

everything bad comes from the US, it always did and your "economists" are envisioning german recession for years now

Germany is weird
They had budgets surpluses for a large part of the previous decade
What are they even doing with that money, are they just sitting on it or what
Everyone knows that as a country, you're supposed to be spending 120% of your income and make that debt bubble grow until it creates an economic singularity at which point nothing makes sense or matters anymore

>NOBODY in Europe even wants to spend 2%
there are plenty of countries that do, or are increasing spending at our request. Really the only ones that refuse are Germany and its literal vassals like your country; UK and V4/Baltics do their best.

marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-down-over-300-points-on-global-growth-concerns-yield-curve-inversion-2019-08-14

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Hoping for a recession that will destroy the EU.

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It’s not going to destroy the EU and it probably won’t be as bad as 2008, but it’ll still hurt. Invest a little in gold and silver.

this
til the end of 2020 we will have global recession

I told you we were coming back.

this is good for bitcoin

fuck off Glenn Beck, crypto will hit the stratosphere if the boomer economy goes tits up

The fact that you idiots buy crypto as an investment solely for the point of selling it later tells you everything you need to know about that shit. But by all means, keep buying it 2 IQ retard

To learn that our GDP was over $3 trillion in 2007 and that we haven’t gotten back to that point yet disgusts me.

kek i love this frog

you (and most of europe) had if you take into account the local currency instead of the dollar, which has appreciated a fuckton during these last years

And their banks too

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War, war is the best way to make the Americans docile not matter how shorty the economy is

German niggas be like damn dis GPD growth is spicy

Literally right when I was getting optimistic all at once the media starts foreboding narratives about RECESSION????

God fucking dammit

let's just hope it doesn't end up being as bad as the last recession

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Germany's slump is their own doing and problem.

fuck I love this meme

>UK
Won't contribute to an EU army
>V4
Which is why I said countries that matter. The V4 economies are pretty small on a European scale. Meanwhile France, Germany, Italy and Spain (the big four) completely fail to meet the 2% norm, with France getting somewhat close and having the only meaningful military in the EU (minus UK of course, because Brexit means Brexit).