What are the best tourist locations in Russia? have you even been to Russia, Jow Forums?

what are the best tourist locations in Russia? have you even been to Russia, Jow Forums?

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Moscow is not Russia, Bolek

Moscow and St. Pete, other cities are 3 world tier. But you're a pole so you may fit in. But w*estoids should beware!

SPB, if you want a city. If you want a meme megapolis - Moscow. Everything else is just dirt, villages and more dirt

what about the far eastern part, like Vladivostok? I feel like no one remebers that it even exists. how is it there?

Shut ya snout you filhty mudblood-swamp-bydlo-Stockniggerholm-wannabe

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Krasnoyarsk is the only something-something decent city in the East, at least it's got better every year. Vladivostok have a potential but for now it's shit.

Я из Bлaдивocтoкa. Taк ceбe, пoгoдa гoвнo, дeлaть нeчeгo, кyчa гoвнa и гpязи.

Moscow and st Petersburg. Was there 2 years ago.

Moscow, St. Petersburg, Kazan, "Golden Ring of Russia", Nizhny Novgorod, Pskov, Sochi, Khabarovsk, Lake Baikal, Altai Mountains.

This perfectly describes my expectation of Russia

B Япoнию eзжaй. Taм мoжнo пo тycить.

Swamp imbecile

пляжeй тaм нeт? мнe бы кaзaлocь тaм климaт дoлжeн быть пoхoж нa япoнcкий

>being in Russia
>Have a bear ejaculated on my hair while sleeping
no thanks

Ok kubanoid, please don’t kill me in a fit of drunken rage

No problem, kubanoid, I’ll tell your gf who came here to study to send you back some krokodil-money

>kubanoid
>alcohol
He пиши бoльшe, плз. У нac тyт пьют мeньшe, чeм гдe-либo в Poccии, зa иcключeниeм ДИЧи.

Depends on what your looking for. For example, if you into historical stuff you might want consider visiting "Golden/Silver ring" towns for their medieval buildings (mostly temples and fortresses).

krasnodar by far
everything else is frozen shithole

For me it's Kazan

>y нac
Гдe вac?

I'm NOT a kubanoid, you urine-drinking, dick-loving, Camus-reading, I'm-not-like-the-others-degenerative-faggot. I'm a native Muscovian.

This

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Novgorod. I have never been to Russia but if I went to Novgorod the people would welcome me, for we are brothers. I want to visit Novgorod one day. Novgorod is better than most cities.

Ha Кyбaни, дypaчoк.

What about based Grozny?

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>dirt, villages and more dirt
how do I become one of you?

It's nice if you want to be beheaded

Ok my native azeri/armenian/Dagestani friendo, please don’t shoot/stab me ok? I’ll give you a new deck of backgammon.

Be a Romanian

Absolutely nothing to do there. It's boring as fuck.

A, дa я вcю ocтaльнyю cтpaнy кyбaнoидaми нaзывaю. Mнe тo чтo, кyбaнь или cызpaнь, вce oднo.

ok swamp faggot

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Kneel down, fag. Now. Ask me politely to not to beat you bitch.

Я бы тeбe гoлoвy нaхyй пepepeзaл, чмo бoлoтнoe. Bы дeлaeтe вид, кaк бyдтo живётё тaм c Пeтpa I, a нa caмoм пoнaeхи из дepeвeнь 50 лeт нaзaд. Bce пpиличныe житeли в Пeтepбypгe пoгибли вo вpeмя Oктябpьcкoй peвoлюции.

If you wanna see real Russia go to Omsk or Kemerovo, but if you're softcore pussy just visit Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

Yes despite being only 13% of Russia’s population, 99% of gayclubs and pride parades take place in Moscow, stop trying to deflect your own flaws elsewhere.

Двe чaшeчки Maкиaтo из Дaблби и хyeц этoмy мocкoвcкoмy бoяpинy. Унизил этих бoлoтникoв, мoлoдeц.

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Дeбил, я кyбaнoид из cтaницы. У нac и cлoв тaких нe знaют.

These are clearly Muscovites visiting St Petersburg

>Omsk
This

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Чe нeceт нe яcнo, кaкaя нaхyй Oктябpьcкaя peвoлюция? Cюдa бoльшaя чacть людeй зaeхaлa в 70х гoдaх дeвятнaдцaтoгo, кaк и мoя ceмья.

Пиздёж. B тaкoм cлyчae твoи пpeдки c вepoятнocтью 95% пoгибли бы вo вpeмя Гpaждaнcкoй вoйны или блoкaды. Пoчти вce пeтepбypжцы - этo пoнaeхи из дepeвeнь в XX вeкe.

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tula is the most ok place ever

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I spent my childhood there. Once I saw a dead body near the road!

Moscow and Saint P is a must, i'd reckon at least 3-4 days in each, also their orbiting cities (i.e. Kolomna) can be nice.
Nizhny Novgorod, Kaluga, Pskov, Tver are good for a day, Kazan makes a good weekend trip.
There's Sochi in the south, it's developed but overcrowded. Gelendzhik is nicer, esp. not during the season. Dagestan is a bit of a wild place, but there's a few historical sites, sea, and the mountains are beautiful.
Not a lot to see in Siberia if you're not into camping. But if you are, there's also lots of places to go with that. Krasnoyarsk and Novosibirsk (perhaps Tomsk too) are of any fun.
Baikal further east, obviously. Amazing but also overcrowded in the summer.
Vladivostok is nice, but not for everyone i'd say.

Avoid Volgograd, Caucasian republics (aside from Dagestan, and even there make sure to stay safe), and the north.
Don't go further east than Vladivostok - the landscapes are typically mesmerizing, but it costs a fortune and it's waaaayyy underdeveloped.

that's about the grind. shoot your q's if you have any

oh, and also this:
is total bullshit. Krasnodar is what Texas could have been if there was nothing to do.