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Is it ok you've made me cum all over myself? edition

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spidey thread

can i lick your labia

Rate my room /brit/.

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currently digesting a golf ball

would take alanah's cunt straight to the bank (sperm bank hehe)

mmmmm emmett your sister's so delectable yes *slurping noises*

For me its Azula.

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ever airdropped dick pics to randoms on the bus?

asda away day. strut in with morrisons uniform on. security black looks me. walk straight past. approach yoghurt isle. grab munch bunch. shout fuck asda an launch it at member of staff. security rushed me but dodged his tackle. sprint for exit. fuckin yes yes up the morrisons

think that we will be seeing your tribute wall all over the media when you kidnap her and skin her alive and wear her skin as your own

Creep

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Britain
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France
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air dropped my actual dick straight into your mum last night

I'm in the reserves and I just got an e-mail telling me to put on my uniform and pack my travel bag and get ready to be deployed to cheadle immediately

who is she

I will never do something good or bad to Priscilla.
I have a real life you know.

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Rate that, lad.

just heard a piece on radio 4 about it while i was driving.

your "real life" is spamming her pictures in /brit/ for 16 hours a day uninterrupted

why are the french so repugnant?

cor

why are british people so weird looking

why are yanks so brown?

You aren't deployed within the UK, you sent to attend

British girl born in France. Raped and Mk ultraed by jewish elite.

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if lots of people do poorly they shift the grade boundaries

offer weapon

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just finished my brekkie

why do brits have such bad diets

a foreign power has taken control of cheadle

Women have no right to sexual satisfaction. If they get it, fine, but it is not a right. Sex is purely designed for the benefit and pleasure of man.

Based Home Office, forcing the mandem to read

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I didn't eat and drink in 72 hours. Dryfasting is good for health but boring.

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succumbing to a pizza express in cheadle
anybody care to join me? I have a 2 for 1 voucher

wonder if the wogs will realise theyre being specifically targeted with this

i'll be there soon with a 'present' for you

won't belong before some leftie complains on behalf of them

you didn't drink any water for 3 days?

Battymen GRAT

thoughts on splooging willies lads?

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nazis are the real racists

Big Dave is already raging

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are you planning to bomb pizza express in cheadle?

I wanna sniff girly triceps

think he's just been conning all of us with a long-term troll and he's bamboozled literally all of us

ah yes, the pseudo-intellectual nigger

having a panic attack because the cooking instructions on my tesco chicken jalfrezi meal for one are too complicated

let him in

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No they aren't

100,000 council houses a year

brap

bit of forza I think

What's it say la

film festivals are fucking gay

>panic attack

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remember to pay your taxes and avoid cash in hand work

That guy is a fucking pedo
Literally

shagging men's arses is fucking gay

so is yer ma

poo

how do we end homelessness forever?

Frick you. I enjoyed it

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how do we deport all the muslims?

Few days ago i got 3 reply but forgot to post face. Here it goes ya rubberneckers

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nothing wrong with that

hello im a fat faced european child with a semi pig nose look how fat and weird my face is

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me too
like a 2 hour episode of house

Rebuild our welfare and mental health systems from the foundations so that they are fit for purpose in the current year rather than bodged relics of the 1950s.

arse

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this is a classic autism face not a quintessential european face

she's 17 lad

mental how shes probably done more good in the world than i will ever do and she's like 13

Looks like Stephen Merchant

>not a quintessential european face
back to euope you go take your mayo and chips with you smelly european

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fuck you i enjoyed it

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at least she keeps good company

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what good has she actually done?
she's literally nothing but a kike puppet
how do you think that a random 17 year old swede could gain such recognition in such a short space of time?

ello lads
whats going on here then?

lmao

would he rather they do nothing at all? deal with it dave

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jesus wept over the left shoulder spotted another one and on the right as well its rampant its an epidemic it needs putting an end to

He'd rather they put them in Costa or Nandos, where white people who don't go around killing each other for no reason eat

just been to swansea lads
unironically croydon is better looking

literally who?

big fan of chinese wu xia films me

never been impressed by western "chinese" films, e.g. that Mummy sequel everyone forgot

drug dealaaaa
i wear nike not filaaaa

feels like im wearing nothing at all

for me, it's dark lucifarainism

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>smug bint on the far right
Oh yes.

you'd be wearing a noose in my neck of the woods

Flying around on a jet everywhere to host pointless rallies is producing more CO2 than I probably have in my entire life

i'll chef u up with my gs before u lay a finger on me moist don

eating me tea

you live in the woods?