Is it ok you've made me cum all over myself? edition
/brit/
spidey thread
can i lick your labia
Rate my room /brit/.
currently digesting a golf ball
would take alanah's cunt straight to the bank (sperm bank hehe)
mmmmm emmett your sister's so delectable yes *slurping noises*
For me its Azula.
ever airdropped dick pics to randoms on the bus?
asda away day. strut in with morrisons uniform on. security black looks me. walk straight past. approach yoghurt isle. grab munch bunch. shout fuck asda an launch it at member of staff. security rushed me but dodged his tackle. sprint for exit. fuckin yes yes up the morrisons
think that we will be seeing your tribute wall all over the media when you kidnap her and skin her alive and wear her skin as your own
Creep
air dropped my actual dick straight into your mum last night
I'm in the reserves and I just got an e-mail telling me to put on my uniform and pack my travel bag and get ready to be deployed to cheadle immediately
who is she
I will never do something good or bad to Priscilla.
I have a real life you know.
Rate that, lad.
just heard a piece on radio 4 about it while i was driving.
your "real life" is spamming her pictures in /brit/ for 16 hours a day uninterrupted
why are the french so repugnant?
cor
why are british people so weird looking
why are yanks so brown?
You aren't deployed within the UK, you sent to attend
British girl born in France. Raped and Mk ultraed by jewish elite.
if lots of people do poorly they shift the grade boundaries
offer weapon
just finished my brekkie
why do brits have such bad diets
a foreign power has taken control of cheadle
Women have no right to sexual satisfaction. If they get it, fine, but it is not a right. Sex is purely designed for the benefit and pleasure of man.
Based Home Office, forcing the mandem to read
I didn't eat and drink in 72 hours. Dryfasting is good for health but boring.
succumbing to a pizza express in cheadle
anybody care to join me? I have a 2 for 1 voucher
wonder if the wogs will realise theyre being specifically targeted with this
i'll be there soon with a 'present' for you
won't belong before some leftie complains on behalf of them
you didn't drink any water for 3 days?
Battymen GRAT
thoughts on splooging willies lads?
nazis are the real racists
Big Dave is already raging
are you planning to bomb pizza express in cheadle?
I wanna sniff girly triceps
think he's just been conning all of us with a long-term troll and he's bamboozled literally all of us
ah yes, the pseudo-intellectual nigger
having a panic attack because the cooking instructions on my tesco chicken jalfrezi meal for one are too complicated
let him in
No they aren't
100,000 council houses a year
brap
bit of forza I think
What's it say la
film festivals are fucking gay
>panic attack
remember to pay your taxes and avoid cash in hand work
That guy is a fucking pedo
Literally
shagging men's arses is fucking gay
so is yer ma
poo
how do we end homelessness forever?
Frick you. I enjoyed it
how do we deport all the muslims?
Few days ago i got 3 reply but forgot to post face. Here it goes ya rubberneckers
nothing wrong with that
hello im a fat faced european child with a semi pig nose look how fat and weird my face is
me too
like a 2 hour episode of house
Rebuild our welfare and mental health systems from the foundations so that they are fit for purpose in the current year rather than bodged relics of the 1950s.
arse
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this is a classic autism face not a quintessential european face
she's 17 lad
mental how shes probably done more good in the world than i will ever do and she's like 13
Looks like Stephen Merchant
>not a quintessential european face
back to euope you go take your mayo and chips with you smelly european
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fuck you i enjoyed it
at least she keeps good company
what good has she actually done?
she's literally nothing but a kike puppet
how do you think that a random 17 year old swede could gain such recognition in such a short space of time?
ello lads
whats going on here then?
lmao
would he rather they do nothing at all? deal with it dave
jesus wept over the left shoulder spotted another one and on the right as well its rampant its an epidemic it needs putting an end to
He'd rather they put them in Costa or Nandos, where white people who don't go around killing each other for no reason eat
just been to swansea lads
unironically croydon is better looking
literally who?
big fan of chinese wu xia films me
never been impressed by western "chinese" films, e.g. that Mummy sequel everyone forgot
drug dealaaaa
i wear nike not filaaaa
feels like im wearing nothing at all
for me, it's dark lucifarainism
>smug bint on the far right
Oh yes.
you'd be wearing a noose in my neck of the woods
Flying around on a jet everywhere to host pointless rallies is producing more CO2 than I probably have in my entire life
i'll chef u up with my gs before u lay a finger on me moist don
eating me tea
you live in the woods?