How do you remember which is which?

How do you remember which is which?

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it's simple. i don't think about these countries ever

both are gay

Flag sure checks out

Both are irrelevant countries that are not worth remembering.

I check in the closet to see which flag is sitting there

It's quite obvious if you're not a brainlet

no idea

Slovakia is our mountain neighbour.

one stole their identity from Austrians and Croats, the other from the Czechs and Hungarians

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Break away Austrian provinces.

Left Austria
Light Hungary

Is it shit? Then it's slovakia. Easy as 1-2-3

Part of czechoslovakia vs not part of czechoslovakia

Slovenia neighbours Italy, Slovakia is beside Czechia.

>Hurr durrrrr, how do I tell difference between the flag of a Catholic country and the flag of an Orthodox country that has an Orthodox cross on it?

the one with coat of arms is gay, the other one is gay too

>tf
>tp


Oh no no no

One should be part of Italy the other should be part of Hungary.

czechoSLOVAKIA

Od vsega odgovoriš najbolj očitni vabi? Zbriši ta post, preden ga vsi vidijo majster

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We were forced. You chose this fate.

Cucolds brothers

Slovenia has a catchier name

Kako si lahko tako prepričan da je vaba? Sem že kaj dosti hujšega videl na Jow Forumsu

No and thankfully it doesnt matter

Preveč očitno, celo za nekoga z druge strani luže

By flag and name, location, thats easy

Slovakia has that Slovak cross and Slovenia has a mountain... seriously how hard is it?

Slovenia is a little Austria.

Slovakia is a little Czechia

slovenia has the blue coat of arms

One is landlocked (lmao)

I'm in Slovenia atm. It is clean and for the most part looks and feels 1st world, but their fucking railroads are 3rd world tier. Roads and other infrastructure seem okay, how come you railroads and trainstations are so shit? Also Ljubjana has way too many commieblocks even near the city centre and they sure do look ugly and out of place.

>he doesn't drive

Slovakia isn't orthodog, and it's not an orthodog cross though it looks similar.

Basically Slovenia is mini-Austria with some edgy people like Laibach and Zizek, while Slovakia is mini-Czechia with qt girls.

My iq is

oh yeah? Name three of their songs

Why do "people" from this godforsaken shithole have to be such irredeemable subhuman garbage?

govorita po angleškem da vaju vsi razumejo

May a hen kick you

Krindzs

a perut? :DDDD

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Cecoslovenia sound wrong

You think that's funny? Chickens are direct descendants of dinosaurs

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slikopovezano, maister pri obrani severne slovenske meje od avstrijancev, 1918.

One is Balkanshit rapebabies, other one is West Slavic.

bazirano

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You dont
They are completely irrelevant

Wow you’re so smart! Omg you just showed America

>ireland

One is my neighbor the other one isn't

i always remember that Slovakia borders czechia. then deduce from there which one Slovenia is. if it's not on a map then im fucked

Hola

Very easy, I phonepost so the country's names appear next to the flag.

jezik mi nehaj mesarit!