How do i make friends when university starts back up

This, after one or two months everyone knows each other and you will feel left out. You also have to keep seeing those friends for the first 4-5 months.

that sucks

This actually. All the people I hang out with I know from the first semester.

Start doing heroin, you'll meet lots of people who share your interests.

i tried to make friends but it was impossible. i had to drive an hour to school my first year and was never able to hang out.

Here we have those weeks before you enter uni where the higher up students show you everything and you get drunk. Thats how I met all people. Half of them already stopped studying tho.

Do whatever your normie ass did to get said gf.
I'm asking unironically however.

>Try and make friends with the people I sit next to
>Talk a lot before and after class
>Maybe exchange phone numbers or something
>End of semester comes
>"Hey lets hang out during the break"
>"Oh for sure, I'll hit you up"
>Never speak to them again
>Go to class
>Go home
>Rinse and repeat

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Everyone already knows you as "that creepy loner who stayed away from all of the cliques for two years and was just there, seemingly spying on them".

It's your fault. All those Hollywood moves made us believe uni will be some crazy time.

i started working out, stopped jacking off for a month and got extremely horny and make a dating profile. also got a haircut and started shaving i went on about five dates until i found a girl who wanted to go on another one. i was assertive but not a dick. i guess my advice would be clean yourself up and just ask out every girl you meet. stay away from porn because it kills your libido. of course she dumped me and i spiraled back into my loser state.

Join a student organization. It isnt hard

theres so many people i doubt anyone recognizes me, i didnt even recognize people between all my classes

They're thinking the same thing dumbo.

Just chat with someone about how X class sucks. Later eat with them and discuss another general topic.

No.
Cause they always told me about the cool things they did during the weekend, they ran into their other friends at school, they told me about the concert they're going to next week

>have to do an extra semester
>all my friends graduated
This is the grave I have dug for myself

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This is how I lost my virginity and got a long-term gf

Forget about them, if you're the only one going into the new semester you can start fresh and hopefully meet new people.

guys i cant take being alone for another year, summer was bad enough

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Yeah but this city sucks, I'm moving out of the city to get a job as soon as I graduate. I'll have friends for 6 months max before I have to start all over again.

This, you're fucked, OP.

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In a similar situation but I hated most of the people I knew and I am still in touch with my club friends.

will i ever have friends in life

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>will i ever have friends in life
a couple maybe, but most will be acquaintances at best.

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>right
for a nip, nice ass

>middle
seems sympathetic and adorable

>left
might give good head

Just do as this confederate said.

Join clubs.

This desu, you're a designated freak if you don't make friends in the first month or so. I didn't because i stayed at home because all my family are poorfags and wouldn't have been able to lend me money if i ever ran out, which basically everyone who moved out had to do.

Uni isn't even social. It only has like 5 contact hours a week and then some clubs which are complete memes and expensive sports you had to have played since you were a kid and not shit the bed at (like i did with soccer and cricket) to not look like a spastic.

ye

>going into my fourth year
>had one friend who graduated
>hardly know anyone else

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I'm going into my fourth and I don't have any friends. What uni you at.

Also how'd you get a gf without friends op? Anytime I've asked for advice on here they say that girls will just think I'm weird if I don't have friends. I'd much prefer a gf to a friend group though.

Why do japanese women always have the best hairs? I miss the emo/goth looking girls here

Unironically, help someone in your class out (or be someone that needs help and ask for it)
This is how I made my friends in college, we were in the same lab section, and then we just helped each other study for the exams
The main problem is I think our relationship is like 75% built on our classes together and I'm afraid that we're gonna drift apart after college (although they are pretty close to local)

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>hi can i sit next to you?
>what is your least favorite class? Why is that? Doesnt everybody love math?
Its all about small talk, effort, recognizing positive body language and keeping talking to them over long periods of time every single day.

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When I transferred schools I asked a girl if I could sit next to her, and we quickly became friends and study buddies. A few months later she confided that she was super impressed that I was willing to just go up and ask a stranger to sit next to them and start chatting.

We're all autists deep down. If you can make it obvious you're not hitting on them, then they're going to be a lot more receptive because you already seem like a cool and confident person.

Japanese women hate foreigner

ok but im still gonna jack off to them

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>after one or two months everyone knows each other and you will feel left out
>tfw everyone knew each other since high school already

my gf says otherwise

False, Japanese people might say they do online, but if you go to Japan as a whitey and talk to Japanese people in person(male or female) they are interested in speaking to you and being your fren. Its like if a friendly nig started talking to a white supremacist in a social situation they'd probably still end up getting on.

Why do you need real life friends? You say something awkward they will laugh at you or laugh behind your back. We are your friends. You can shitpost all you want here and then just close the tab and nobody would know that was you.

because i am extremely lonely and 4 chan isnt filling the void

people are disgusting. i can tell by browsing this board. imagine interacting with this kind of friends in real life? better be lonely but comfy than with a bunch of retards for the sake of not being lonely.

Dude you need to get out, and this is coming from someone who is not social. People in real life are not like here..

They say that anonymity breeds asshole behavior

>not still being pals with your friends from HS and having no need to deal with college social BS

Join clubs. I couldn't make any friends last semester because my classes are full of mainland chinks.

same except my classes are full of fresh of the boat indians

my family always wants me to come home during the weekends so i never have time for friends

Friendship is gay you don't need friends

What about during the week?

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How do people can even survive having no friends in college? Don't you feel very lonely?

Riku Minato(湊利久)

Do you guys not have student organizations that throw pubs and parties and stuff? Getting into one of those is practically guaranteed to get you at least one friend. Only way I could see someone being genuinely friendless is if they just go to class and go home every day.

yes very lonely

Ok, well how do you make friends in uni if you're going in as a first year then?
Go along with all of the dumb shit for a month and hope you get along with some people?

How do I make friends on the first day? tips????