Tfw ywn be tall

I am a 179cm Finnish twink.
I wish I was a huge 200cm tall and muscular and big Chad. I wouldn't need to be good looking I would just be large. No one would dare say anything bad to me or look at me in a bad way. I would be so huge and powerful. I could do anything and no one could stop me. In Skyrim I use mods to make myself massive. I want to tower over other people and to be bigger than them. Not just taller but bigger.

Yesterday I saw a giant when I was at the store, he was security and he was so huge. Twice as big as me. He wasn't handsome but he was massive. I was so jealous of him. I felt intimidated as hell. He was a monster and I was a little ant. I wish I was large.

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>ywn be a 220cm tall ogre who frightens everyone around him, instead you will always be a manlet that even a child can beat the shit out of him

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do you hate milk? I hate milk so much when I was a kid. compared to my brothers, they're tall af. (190cm) compared to me (158cm) :(
mum should forced me to drink milk instead of pampering to my whining and tantrums.

I love milk.
I always drink a lot of milk every since I was a kid.

But my problem is that my mother is 150cm ... And my father is 165cm....

youre lucky to have even made it to 179cm you whiny cunt

SO WHAT.
My parents shouldn't have been allowed to breed, why the fuck are dwarves allowed to have children? Now I have to live life as a mini-human and not a normal sized person or as a large person. I am a timid little mouse. If I was huge I would do whatever I wanted I would just fucking roam around the world looking down on everyone else. Bumping into people and shit like that. No one would say shit. No one would dare to do anything. BUT NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING!

179cm is above average in most of the world including european countries

Averages are Fucking Full of shit.
You know what they say is average penis? like 14 cm! I go to sauna and shower with other men naked since we are Finns, I have never seen a penis that small!
And I do not see men as small as me. Sometimes I see women or boomers as small as me.

>tfw 169 cm and going to live in a nordic country for a year

I will embrace my position as their American Napoleon, and they will bow to my height in reverence

you have serious confirmation bias going on. there's no way you're the shortest male in a room of a bunch of people

>yfw have nice teeth
I literally can't stand being looked at or talking to people and I'm not even autistic or introverted

5'4 and i fuck milfs on a daily basis

Eh, it's true that if you're short then you get fatter easier. But it's also true that it's a lot easier for us to get buff.

If it is a room with, lets say 100 Finnish people, 50 men 50 women and all are my age (20).
Maybe 2-3 men are shorter than me, maybe 5 are about my height but the rest are taller.
As for women, maybe 10 are shorter, 20 same height and 20 taller.
You have serious idiot bias, because you think you know when you dont.
And to be clear, I am 178,9cm.

>tfw 212cm and no twink bf.

What's the fucking point man

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can confirm
t. 193cm barely average male

you guys are liars. you can watch videos of people in public in finland and theyre clearly not that tall.

FUCKING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
They are taller than me. Average male is 185cm at least.

I am not saying every Finn is 193cm like that guy. Or that they are 200cm.
But they are easily taller than me.
Fucking idiot.

why are you lying and victimizing yourself that hard? it's clearly not true; there's video evidence that finns aren't particularly tall

WTF?
When did I say particularly tall? FUCKING IDIOT PAY ATTENTION

youre trying to say 185cm is average. that's definitely particularly tall for an average.

>Father is 200cm blue eyes and blond hair
>Mother is 155cm green eyes and black hair
>My younger brother is 207cm and is handsome as it gets
>I get my mother twink height and looks.

The only thing going for me are green eyes.

>But it's also true that it's a lot easier for us to get buff.
and looks like a literal mini goblin?

And I said averages are bullshit.

I am not from a fuckign country of blacks or mexicans, you idiot, or asians despite the memes. We are Nordic tall men. Not midgets like all ofyou. We are not midget countries. Do you understand? And averages are not real. Have you ever seen a penis under 14cm irl? NO? THen how do fucking averages that small?

>tfw you're a skinny, weak and frail but you're also broad chested and tall so no one ever messes with you

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pekka, you guys aren't that tall and theres 0 evidence. no one is falling for it so just stop already. other scandinavians arent that tall either.

t. lanklet

YES OTHER SCANDINAVIANS ARE THAT TALL.
YOU FUCKING RETARD

no theyre not bro. stop lying to yourself and others. you see 1 taller person and multiply it by 10 because youre insecure.

>you see 1 taller person and multiply it by 10
wtf?
How the fuck do I multiply by 10 nearly every man I pass by ?

I'm 6'8 and my life is all of this X 3

you see 1 taller person and assume 10 others are like it

I'm 189 cm (~ 0,02 football fields)

>Be glad you don't have to crouch to wash your hair
lol what?
>Be glad you don't have to crouch to look in some mirrors
This is honestly really annoying.
>Be glad you can walk around a store without everyone and their brother asking you to reach something
Never happened to me.
>Be glad you have shirts that fit you, without either being extremely baggy but the right length or not baggy but exposes your stomach
Ehh, not too bad for me. Might be worse if I lived in a manlet country.

Being this height is nice.

Ottermode twinks are hot.

Not where I live. Here it's 181cm and in some places it's 187cm.
>mfw I'm 175 cm

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No, I see 10 people and 9 of them are taller. Wtf. Is wrong with you. I go out. I take note of the men who are shorter than me. I say "At least I am not as short as him" to myself. Every time I see a man shorter than me I say "phew, At least I'm not the shortest man in all of Finland".

see fella this is how we know youre lying. finnish Jow Forums users dont go out. i do admire your imagination though. but dont worry; youre not short, i promise.

>finnish Jow Forums users dont go out
hahahahahah ahahahhaha ahahahahah
SO FUNNY
SO SO FUNNY

Even hikikomoris (we call "hikky") go out to the store.
In addition to store I got to work.
Every man at work is taller than me! But I work mostly with women.

youre so silly. short people just dont go out in finland because theyre scared of being stabbed so youre just seeing a bit more tall people than usual. the fact that you go out proves youre not short.

Scandinavians are like over 184 cm tall on average so it's not that far fetched. I mean my country is the same shit. I'm average height globally but I'm WAY below average in my country.

You're average height for finland, faggot.
68% of men are close to your height, but you will always see them as slightly taller, because that's how eyes work. This combined with confirmation bias makes you freak out.

Media propaganda about beauty standards is fucking cancer these days.

Hahahahahahaahah aHHAhahaahahahah
oooh yyou are super funny i can not stop laughing

You imbecile fucking prick.
I talk to those Hikky's on Ylilauta. Fucking idiot. And they go out to the store.

No I am not.
68% of men in the world maybe. Lol. Haha. Including boomers.

exactly, they go out because theyre on ylilauta which confirms theyre depressed and suicidal. normal short people will stay inside. youre not short, friend.

You should chill dude, your manlet rage is showing. I'm 175 cm tall in a country of giants and I'm super insecure about myself but you seem absolutely mental even though you're almost VERY slightly below average.

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t. yellow slant eyed 160cm mongolian yurt dweller

What is "tall"? I'm 6'3/191cm and I think it's borderline tall. However, unless you're

wtf does that even mean

Finland Girls are taller than Croat girls.
And I am not just short, I am small.

179cm. idiot.

What's the point? Anyways tall buffed guys will be much more stronger than you.

i already explained to you that short people will stay inside in finland because they dont want to get stabbed, but the ones you talk to on ylilauta will anyway because they're suicidally depressed.

aahahaahaa soo funny stabbing in finland hahahah short people are afraid hahahahahaha wooow stabbings hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha drunk finn is going to stab you!! hahahahahaahahaha haahahahahahahahah no way you are so funny bro ohohooohohohohoohohohohoho

>tfw 6ft 4 but ugly :(

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Finland girls are not taller at all. Croat girls are 5ft6 and it's the exact same in Finland. I'd argue it's even taller in my country because other articles have different results that say they're taller. I don't mind honestly. I prefer girls my height or taller most of the time so it's not all bad that I'm short. The only problem is that taller girls don't want shorter guys. At least I'm not insecure next to tall girls. I actually feel cozy next to them.

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Idiot using ameriunits!
CM is not SAME as INCH!

finns finna stab lol :D
youre not short tho bro

you dont know anything

you can be the cuddly Ogre.

maybe you just need some shorter friends so you can feel a bit better about yourself and feel like a big boy

No one wants to cuddle ogres :(

>Idiot using ameriunits!
I'm using it so the retards can understand. Europians usually know both since we're not as retarded. You might be an exception it seems. What proves that you're retarded is that you don't respond to my arguments, you respond to the fucking measuring unit I used. Which was used correctly btw. Retard.

Also if anyone else is reading this and isn't as insecure as this retard about his height and wants an amazon gf; come to Croatia. Especially the coastline. The girls are tall as fuck, tan, dominant and pretty. Especially compared to the amerimutt standard.

Where I find shorter friends?

40% of girls I see with guys are with your type. Don't be a fucking retard and you can do it.

Why do you make it for retards? We dont need retards to understand when we are having a conversation.
Your arugment haha

Finn girls
167.2 cm (5 ft 6 in)
Croatia girls
166.49 cm (5 ft 5 12 in)
FUcking liar

idk but i'm 175cm

I dont want to be friend with you

its ok becaue im too smart for you and you would feel dumb lol. you'd be like a mental midget compared to me hehe

ahhaahahah again so funny you are going to kill me with these jokes hilarious mental midget lollololololololololololololollol

I’m 5’5”

I JUST SAID IT'S NOT ALL IN THE WIKIPEDIA. AND IT'S a 0.71cm difference ffs.
Also in Croatia the regions have different averages. From personal experience the girls on the coastline are over 173cm on average which is a lot while in other regions they are slightly shorter. It doesn't helpt that they are loud and assertive which makes them appear even bigger. I know because most girls are at my eye level or higher when I'm face to face.

nah bro its not a joke you would be a mental midget compared to me. ive subdued you in this thread using facts and logics while you rely on your feelings which has given you erroneous conclusions and deluded you. you're not short.

are they seriously dominant? wtf no way. why dont you have one then?

yes well finland region have different average as well.

you havent done shit idiot. You say "But you are not short" when i am short.

youre just being short with me; youre not giving my truths a chance.

>manlet rage ITT

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First of all I don't live on the coastline.
Second of all I'm a mental wreck and I don't want to be in a relationship if I can't even like myself let alone an another person. If they liked me I'd just drag them down with me. I'm basically a volcel. Maybe some day if I unfuck myself, if not... well I'm ending it.

your not giving my truths a chance

yeah this finn guy is really having a fit and it's not even that bad, literally 1cm below average

Average is fake!

it's okay, you dont need to like yourself if you have a dominant gf. you just have to get used to being abused

no pekka youre average and your pecker is too. you just want some attention in this thread because you're average height and no one pays attention to average height people irl. we're here for you.

I never said my penis is small.
My penis is 16cm, which I think average.
Other boys have bigger, but most boys have the same.

>below average
yeah, that's pretty bad, not gonna sugarcoat it

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oof. 16cm is practically micropenis tier but atleast youre kinda tall

Dont try to mess around.
I dont think my penis is anything special, I watch porn, but my penis is average and normal.
I seen other men's penises.
I don't see small penises.
I know how averages work, they're faked to make you feel better about yourself.

it's probably outdated
the height is increasing in our regions and I'd also say that it's even higher in croatia than what the statistics say but you will just have to wait for a new study to see if it increased, if it did then it's probably true that it's gonna be higher than in the present then when the study was conducted

>it's okay, you dont need to like yourself if you have a dominant gf. you just have to get used to being abused
I didn't say I want an abusive gf, I want a dominant one. The type that pins me down on the bed, or slaps my ass and takes initiative, not one that beats me up [spoiler]too much[/spoiler] or just acts like a cunt to me. A "gentle dom" if you will.

Being tall overall is better in quite a few ways but it has a few drawbacks so it's not all bad. Tall people die way sooner on average. They have way more health issues and pain in life. You're just trying to make the Finn angry.

Why are you guys trying to fuck the guy up. Don't keep him down (no pun intended). 16 cm is average (bone pressed measuring of course). Make sure to measure properly guys.

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>Tall people die way sooner on average.
Light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
>They have way more health issues and pain in life.
Better have physical pain than heartache from being a manlet

>I want a dominant one. The type that pins me down on the bed, or slaps my ass and takes initiative, not one that beats me up [spoiler]too much[/spoiler]
thats hot. i wish i could find a woman here that is like that. how do you know theyre actually like that though? i think we need to convince pekka that he should aim for that

youre right it's actually average. just like your height. but it doesn't matter; just get a dominant gf and you will wish you were shorter.

I know what is average because I can observe, I look around and make my observations. I trust myself more than Wikipedia BULLSHIT.
I look At the Truth and I accept it for what it is. I am a manlet and I shouldnt exist. You are a liar idiot with great assumptions of yourself. You are stupid, that is the truth.

>bone pressed measuring
No, from the balls only

just get a tall dominant gf and shutup already bruh

thats not fair i got big balls

Then be happy you're not one and don't put others down (hehe) for not being tall. Doing that just proves you're insecure and have nothing going for yourself except height.

>How do you know they're actually like that though?
I don't have any official stats but I have enough personal experience. I am a kissless, hugless virgin (no relationship experience) but I still function normally in socializing and I have some close friends there that are like family that live there. Basically all of the female friends are like that, both height and personality and just the people I meet further proves that the average women there are like that. Not all of the obviously but it's relatively common. I have some memories a certain female friend from there and she would ofter threaten to slap me when I disagreed with her and shit like that LMAO. She's also taller than me and she had plenty of slapping experience so it was a true threat. One other friend came to our house for vacation and she's like 4 years older than me and I had to do everything she wanted to do. Where she lives it never snows but in my town it snows a lot during winter usually. So she wanted to go out all the time and play in snow and shit and me being an antisocial introvert I naturally just wanted to stay in and play games and she WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. She fucking dragged me out with her. That's just some of my experience with them.

lmao